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daddy! I mean uhh..Mr Sebben. one day I'm going to slip and he's going to find out my secret that oh btw OH COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT BOOB LARVAE but anyway my secret which i'm whispering right now into this microphone that everyone can here OH SHIT
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and those look like underage girls so count me in too.30 minutes later all my brush is cut up into nice little piles and my chainsaw is running as good as new. fuck if I know. I think what may have been the problem last time was when I put the gas in the muffler, I poured directly from the can and I put too much. must have flooded it.
Yeah, I intentionally didnt mention the younins figuring you would comment... they were part of some church group, not that I was paying much attention to them(Bren get her braces off in two weeks and Trish thinks Brandon gave Angie a love letter at the stop for gas outside Long Beach)Sometimes my brain misses and backfires for the same reason.... floodingWhen I have more time Ill share the story about my last brush fire that almost engulfed the central US. It not often that I get scared, but I actually feared for my life wallet over that oneIn other news, I just purchased my darling companion a new computing device for her birthday. The problem is, in order for her to do whatever it is she does all day, she needs MS Office.....Thankfully that Gates bastard loaded it onto the device with an info con sixty day trial instead of adding the cost on the machine in the first placeTHE WHOLE WORLD IS A FUCKING SCAM!Dont worry, though.... I found MSPaint after a twenty minute search
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daddy! I mean uhh..Mr Sebben. one day I'm going to slip and he's going to find out my secret that oh btw OH COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT BOOB LARVAE but anyway my secret which i'm whispering right now into this microphone that everyone can here OH SHIT
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beans if you know anyone in college you can get the whole office thing for her for $60. MS runs a program called the ultimate steal. it's very nice, I did it. also vista ultimate (red edition) can be had for the same price for students.
Its such a good deal, I used to buy 10 a year for my dad.
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Its such a good deal, I used to buy 10 a year for my dad.
most colleges have the whole of ms's offerings for free or near it, but I've heard it's factored into tuition anyway. KU doesn't have that, instead choosing to partner with apple: I can get $80 off a $2000 MacBook! value!
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In other news, I just purchased my darling companion a new computing device for her birthday. The problem is, in order for her to do whatever it is she does all day, she needs MS Office.....Thankfully that Gates bastard loaded it onto the device with an info con sixty day trial instead of adding the cost on the machine in the first placeTHE WHOLE WORLD IS A FUCKING SCAM!Dont worry, though.... I found MSPaint after a twenty minute search
I believe, and correct me if I'm wrong strategy (YOU BETTER NOT CORRECT ME BOY), that part of the antitrust lawsuits that microsoft went through required that they were no longer allowed to lobby for their operating systems to be put on new computers, only trials, since they had so much power that computer manufacturers (read: mac and linux fags) felt forced into choosing microsoft operating systems. so now, much like everything the wonderful government helps us with, you can't get what you want and it costs you more in the end. thanks guys!
most colleges have the whole of ms's offerings for free or near it, but I've heard it's factored into tuition anyway. KU doesn't have that, instead choosing to partner with apple: I can get $80 off a $2000 MacBook! Mcvalue!
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most colleges have the whole of ms's offerings for free or near it, but I've heard it's factored into tuition anyway. KU doesn't have that, instead choosing to partner with apple: I can get $80 off a $2000 MacBook! value!
The school I went to in Florida it was 29$ for Windows and Microsoft office, I don't know if it was supposed to be oner per student but I would just go in every couple weeks and buy one and show my student card and al\so got my roomate and his buddies to buy a couple one semester when I needed a bunch at once.Sal's posted so off to bed for me.
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most colleges have the whole of ms's offerings for free or near it, but I've heard it's factored into tuition anyway. KU doesn't have that, instead choosing to partner with apple: I can get $80 off a $2000 MacBook! value!
Yeah, I was able to get MS Office for $9 and Vista Ultimate for $14. Although the vista is only 32 bit, so I'm not really going to use it since I already have the 64 bit home premium. Whatever, it only cost me $14!
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Yeah, I was able to get MS Office for $9 and Vista Ultimate for $14. Although the vista is only 32 bit, so I'm not really going to use it since I already have the 64 bit home premium. Whatever, it only cost me $14!
Should have asked for that from my Secret Santa...My raptop(Sony Vaio) doesn't have MS Office which I do need, ol' buddy ol' pal. Help a nigga out plzkthx.
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Should have asked for that from my Secret Santa...My raptop(Sony Vaio) doesn't have MS Office which I do need, ol' buddy ol' pal. Help a nigga out plzkthx.
I don't think I can get another copy because they make you enter your student id into some website to see if you've already purchased it. I could definitely use my student email to get you the ultimate steal for $60? Or there is always torrents.
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I don't think I can get another copy because they make you enter your student id into some website to see if you've already purchased it. I could definitely use my student email to get you the ultimate steal for $60? Or there is always torrents.
Or you could just ask one of your frat brothers to buy it for you and help lefty out!? Seriously Napa... step it up.
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