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I got curious and turned on signatures for a bit.It was a horrible experience. My IQ immediately dropped. I became nauseous while almost losing control of my bowels. I felt tremors in the back of my neck that most definitely would have led to the onset of my first ever seizure had I not quickly turned the signatures back off. My extremities are still partially numb, and I've lost the ability to salivate.Never again.I'd rather watch MTV.I don't know how you guys do that. Watch MTV.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Fuck cancer! Save our thread!
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oh yeah? well my fingers still smell like peanut butter from this morning! SO THERE!
Dammit. You win, you always do.
Damn you cancer! Damn you to hell!
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You don't mind if I join your argument. Do you?
Yes, yes I do.
PS- Operation: Disaster is fully underway. Reestablishing contact with an exgirlfriend = horrible. I'm setting up a dinner with Maggie, myself, an old friend (corporate lawyer, successful) and his wife. It should be deliciously awkward for everyone except me.
There's reestablishing contact, and then there's setting up double dates. Well done.
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Don't you still owe us pics of that?
I do. And as a man of my word, I shall deliver those pictures at... an uncertain date in the future. Actually, I'd like to time it so it would do maximum damage if found by a third party.
There's reestablishing contact, and then there's setting up double dates. Well done.
When Derek reestablishes contact with an exgirlfriend, Derek reestablishes contact with an exgirlfriend WITH BRUTAL EFFICIENCY AND MAXIMUM AUTHORITY.
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those black people... always taking a stand against cancer.
You know, I read an interesting story about the third guy on the podium. He was the one who suggested to the black guys that they each wear one glove because one of them had forgotten his pair. He joined them in their protest by wearing a badge from the Olympic Project for Human Rights that they had given him. People in Australia immediately rallied against him and he wasn't sent to the Munich games despite having qualified 13 times over and being ranked 5th in the world. He became depressed, and he was the only Australian Olympian not asked to take a VIP lap of honour at the Sydney Olympic games in 2000. When he died in 2004 the two black protesters were pallbearers in his funeral. You can read the full story here, it's very interesting.
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You know, I read an interesting story about the third guy on the podium. He was the one who suggested to the black guys that they each wear one glove because one of them had forgotten his pair. He joined them in their protest by wearing a badge from the Olympic Project for Human Rights that they had given him. People in Australia immediately rallied against him and he wasn't sent to the Munich games despite having qualified 13 times over and being ranked 5th in the world. He became depressed, and he was the only Australian Olympian not asked to take a VIP lap of honour at the Sydney Olympic games in 2000. When he died in 2004 the two black protesters were pallbearers in his funeral. You can read the full story here, it's very interesting.
Interesting Read - never knew the story about Peter Norman. Also, I'll have to check out the statue next time I'm near the San Jose State campus.
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The Hills brah, it's all about the Hills.First tape: Michael Jackson First CD: Bone thugsTHAT'S HOW DAWSON ROLLS
first tape: Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wetfirst CD: Boomerang OST (End of the Road melted my 12-year-old heart apparently)been one of those weeks where it feels like the universe hates me and everything i do, so i'm sorry but this makes me feel better:3 MTTs this morning as a mindless distraction from the market which has been crushing my soulDealt to i [2d 2c]raph960: folds woofwoof365: folds Hanti100: calls 100doublezero81: folds HANSEN_hso: folds dms1949: folds i : calls 50RSD9566: checks *** FLOP *** [2h Qc Qd]i : checks RSD9566: checks Hanti100: checks *** TURN *** [2h Qc Qd] [Ad]i : checks RSD9566: bets 100Hanti100: calls 100i : raises 300 to 400RSD9566: folds Hanti100: calls 300*** RIVER *** [2h Qc Qd Ad] [Kh]i : bets 600Hanti100: raises 900 to 1500i : raises 550 to 2050 and is all-inHanti100: calls 550*** SHOW DOWN ***i : shows [2d 2c] (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)Hanti100: shows [Qs Kc] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)i said, "."Hanti100 collected 5300 from potDealt to i [As Kc]GKB1987: folds DonkeyXXL: folds Bubbu83: calls 30birdmanljm: folds i : raises 120 to 150arfjvf: folds kdal0444: folds micco22: folds camelpilot: folds Bubbu83: calls 120*** FLOP *** [Qs 2s Ac]Bubbu83: checks i : bets 225Bubbu83: calls 225*** TURN *** [Qs 2s Ac] [Th]Bubbu83: checks i : bets 510Bubbu83: raises 1420 to 1930 and is all-ini : calls 555 and is all-inUncalled bet (865) returned to Bubbu83*** RIVER *** [Qs 2s Ac Th] [4h]i said, "..."*** SHOW DOWN ***Bubbu83: shows [4d Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fours)i : shows [As Kc] (a pair of Aces)Bubbu83 collected 2925 from potDealt to i [Ac Qh]guyken: calls 300kareldamien: folds maho1967: folds wwz3: folds asSas5ine: calls 300i : raises 1995 to 2295 and is all-inRolex.R: folds Sektion A: folds Bahaya21: folds guyken: folds asSas5ine: calls 1995*** FLOP *** [6h 2d 4c]*** TURN *** [6h 2d 4c] [Th]*** RIVER *** [6h 2d 4c Th] [8d]*** SHOW DOWN ***asSas5ine: shows [Jd Ts] (a pair of Tens)i : shows [Ac Qh] (high card Ace)asSas5ine collected 5565 from potgames are sooooooo good again, if only i could stop running like a gd statistical anomaly
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Finally back to work, Grandfather died this weekend and it's been a mess of a time. First tape: GnR: Appetite for DestructionFirst CD: I believe it was Modest Mouse or Varnaline.
Sorry to hear that Piddle.
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For the pet lovers out there - also, the Society's policy is to keep any adoptable animal until it finds a home. I'll have to check it out sometime soon.Humane Society Silicon Valley will debut its new, state-of-the-art animal shelter in Milpitas at an all-day open house on Saturday.The $25 million facility, funded through donations, will serve as a regional Animal Community Center. It features a low-cost spay/neuter medical center; a community dog park and training center; doggie day care, boarding and grooming, a veterinary hospital with a public viewing room, an education center, a pet store and a pet-friendly café.This new shelter features cage-less animal habitats to simulate home environments and will be able to handle up to 10,000 animal adoptions a year.Humane Society Silicon Valley

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For the pet lovers out there - also, the Society's policy is to keep any adoptable animal until it finds a home. I'll have to check it out sometime soon.Humane Society Silicon Valley will debut its new, state-of-the-art animal shelter in Milpitas at an all-day open house on Saturday.The $25 million facility, funded through donations, will serve as a regional Animal Community Center. It features a low-cost spay/neuter medical center; a community dog park and training center; doggie day care, boarding and grooming, a veterinary hospital with a public viewing room, an education center, a pet store and a pet-friendly café.This new shelter features cage-less animal habitats to simulate home environments and will be able to handle up to 10,000 animal adoptions a year.Humane Society Silicon Valley
Yeah, that's it, fuck the humans!
Oh my goodness.Goodness gracious.
Can't wait to hear this, dang bosses.
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