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Yeah, well I didn't really like your birthday mustache.
And I don't like how you spell moustache. Mustache just isn't classy.You don't mind if I join your argument. Do you?
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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And I don't like how you spell moustache. Mustache just isn't classy.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And I don't like how you spell moustache. Mustache just isn't classy.You don't mind if I join your argument. Do you?
Loogie is correct. (I am also chiming in.) I always say "MUS-stash" when I say the word aloud, but when I write "moustache" I subtly but distinctly change the pronunciation in my head to "mou-STASH." It makes me feel better. I certainly hope there's no evidence of me consistently using the spelling "mustache" around here. (Maybe this is something Cindy can help with?)WangPS- Operation: Disaster is fully underway. Reestablishing contact with an exgirlfriend = horrible. I'm setting up a dinner with Maggie, myself, an old friend (corporate lawyer, successful) and his wife. It should be deliciously awkward for everyone except me.
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Loogie is correct. (I am also chiming in.) I always say "MUS-stash" when I say the word aloud, but when I write "moustache" I subtly but distinctly change the pronunciation in my head to "mou-STASH." It makes me feel better. I certainly hope there's no evidence of me consistently using the spelling "mustache" around here. (Maybe this is something Cindy can help with?)WangPS- Operation: Disaster is fully underway. Reestablishing contact with an exgirlfriend = horrible. I'm setting up a dinner with Maggie, myself, an old friend (corporate lawyer, successful) and his wife. It should be deliciously awkward for everyone except me.
How have the adventures of WangBear not yet been turned into a sitcom? Can we get a synergistic (is that a word?) group to start working on this please?
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Loogie is correct. (I am also chiming in.) I always say "MUS-stash" when I say the word aloud, but when I write "moustache" I subtly but distinctly change the pronunciation in my head to "mou-STASH." It makes me feel better. I certainly hope there's no evidence of me consistently using the spelling "mustache" around here. (Maybe this is something Cindy can help with?)WangPS- Operation: Disaster is fully underway. Reestablishing contact with an exgirlfriend = horrible. I'm setting up a dinner with Maggie, myself, an old friend (corporate lawyer, successful) and his wife. It should be deliciously awkward for everyone except me.
Wear the outfit I got for you, for her. She'll love it.
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How have the adventures of WangBear not yet been turned into a sitcom? Can we get a synergistic (is that a word?) group to start working on this please?
...no. I may, if the fancy ever strikes me when my death is impending and my life seems pointless in the rearview, collect some of this nonsense in a memoirish type thing, but even that is incredibly unlikely.
Wear the outfit I got for you, for her. She'll love it.
No. Just... no.
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I have better things to do with my time, friendo. the only reason I spotted the comments is because I was grabbing the torrent for my brother's server.
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I have better things to do with my time, friendo. the only reason I spotted the comments is because I was grabbing the torrent for my brother's server.
I mean like, in your whole life? how is that even possible?
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I mean like, in your whole life? how is that even possible?
undoubtedly I've heard them on the radio before, but seriously, they do not reside in my 100GB library, or whatever the size is now.
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I mean like, in your whole life? how is that even possible?
I think I purchased Pearl Jam's Ten on cassette tape when I was in 4th grade. I wasn't cool, but I really, really should have been. What do we think Strat listened to in 4th grade? Peabo Bryson??
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I think I purchased Pearl Jam's Ten on cassette tape when I was in 4th grade. I wasn't cool, but I really, really should have been. What do we think Strat listened to in 4th grade? Peabo Bryson??
nothing. I can remember buying a few CDs when I was like 14 or 15, but before that music didn't exist for me. fwiw the first few CDs I bought were rap, but they were in scarce supply because of those damn parental limits.I didn't actually spend any time listening to or acquiring music until about 2005.
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Your e-peen must be at LEAST 10 GB...
pfft, some of it's flac, and it's all V0 or better, so it's not REALLY that impressive.[subtle epeen size increase]
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Unnecessary comma.
Listen, up Jewboy, I'll put comm,as wherev'er I PLEASE!
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First tapes I owned were Beastie Boys - License to Ill and Run DMC - Run DMC.First that I actually spent money on - Kid N Play - 2 Hype, followed shortly by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - Rock the House.First tape I witnessed my friends mother snap in half and tear out all of the actual tape. 2 Live Crew - 2 Live Crew Is What We Are [Lil Joe] - this was after about 15 or so 10 year olds were blaring (and singing along with) "Hey we want some PUUUSSSAAAAAAY!" At the recipients birthday party.

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First tapes I owned were Beastie Boys - License to Ill and Run DMC - Run DMC.First that I actually spent money on - Kid N Play - 2 Hype, followed shortly by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - Rock the House.First tape I witnessed my friends mother snap in half and tear out all of the actual tape. 2 Live Crew - 2 Live Crew Is What We Are [Lil Joe] - this was after about 15 or so 10 year olds were blaring (and singing along with) "Hey we want some PUUUSSSAAAAAAY!" At the recipients birthday party.
I think I owned all of these at one time + Fat Boys and Public enemy and - the 2 Live Crew.
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Internetz been down since yesterday. Good ketchup though.

Is there a way for someone to explain this to me without ruining the joke?Hey...Rando, how's the cancer going?
Well, i'm late and you know but, yep fine though I do have a mysterious spot on my lung to be investigated at a later dateso at least we have something for future beans toons.
Randy's anal canal?
Asshole!
It definitely took me more than 5 times.Dang Beans... you're going after Randy hard.
Dang dog guys, with the colonoscopy and everything I immediately lost it, too funny! I actually pulled it up to show Deb last night and she cracked up big time as well. I hope we never get to the point around here when "I"have to explain shit or we're in a whole lotta trouble.
Randy’s cancer is tearing this thread apart!I can’t believe this is happening; it’s all just so surreal. You never think it can happen to you, but then it does and it’s a serious wake up call. I, for one, am going to go out and donate as much money as I can to finding a cure for cancer. If it can happen to this thread, it can happen to any thread.Such a downer; I’m still trying to wrap my head around this.Fuck cancer! Save our thread!
Is that Pearl Jam?
The first CD I bought was Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much. Does that impress anyone?
The first 8 track I played in my first car 72 Plymouth Satelite was Steve Miller and coincidentally I am buying tickets this Saturdayto see him.
Same for me but add Purple Rain by Prince.
I saw Prince 2 nights in a row free. I used to manage a heavy metal nightclub and convinced the owner that by giving a dozen ticketsaway both nights we could draw a ton of people, only I kept them and took alot of friends. One of them whipped out some coke in the lobbyduring the break and started snorting only to find that about a dozen cops, narcs, and security were watching him, then tackled him pushing him out thedoor and escorting him to the pokey for a night. My date that night had a killer ass and an airplane. I remember that being honest about this while explaining this to the ex as I broke-up wasn't such a smart move. I'm also reminded that I'm really glad she wasn't one of the nurses in beans cartoon since I believe she still holds a grudge. Oh yeah, awesome work on the toon beans.
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rando i would also like to chime in and say that i, too, am glad that you don't have a horrific terminal illness. been meaning to say that...
Thanks man, seriously and in return I hope you get over your fear of caps!
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