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About speedz99

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  1. That's a handsome dog right there. Pro tip: Walk him down the sidewalk in the center of town during prime brunch hours, and have him carry a cute toy or rawhide bone. The ladies go nuts over that one and are just the right amount of tipsy. I'm impressed you remember the blue three piece suit. I actually have two of them - the salvation army special (which I recently had tailored) and the actual fancy one. My white dress shoes with the embroidered dragons might be done for though - I danced in them too hard and my feet hurt for the next week. The women in my life were not impressed, si
  2. I didn't see that - congrats! And sorry? Pic please. I saw a pit bull puppy yesterday that ate a bunch of his owner's weed and was high as a ************. It was amazing, even for a pot dog (which is relatively common). Just called the fancy suit store where I spent a crazy amount for my wedding attire because my fiancé wanted me to look nice. They said the vest would be ready in 6 weeks. It's been 6 weeks, and when I called they got in touch with "special events" or whatever the ****, who told them that the vest can't be made because the mill doesn't use that color anymore. Th
  3. Oh, you know. Cat scans and lab tests, also other terrible jokes. You get the idea. I kid - it's awesome most of the time, and horrible a small percentage of the time. I don't like days when I give death sentences to multiple beloved pets. Maybe he's just biding his time. She is not pregnant, nor will she be for at least a few years, possibly ever. My life is mostly content. I don't know that this is accurate. I don't constantly think about you guys, but I'd say that at least once a week something about online forums or poker comes up, and I think about how much
  4. Did scram ever make it to the front page of reddit and win the bet?
  5. YOU should be way more apprehensive about turning off the pilot than lighting it. How about them apples?
  6. I think it's completely random, so it's possible that with so many tickets being generated there will be multiple duplicates but some that aren't used at all. I mean, I'm making that up, but it sounds right.
  7. You beer snobs may be interested to know that I consistently get deliveries of Hill Farmstead from my dad. Close family friend is part of their management team, which works out great for me. Sweet, there's still a chance!
  8. I do the same. Usually it gets ruined by hearing about which state the ticket was sold in. Never mine, hanksy. Never mine.
  9. Plus the internet really never would have been popularized without THE NET. Go me one ticket! Figure that's enough to let me daydream until I found out I lost.
  10. 90% of the time, yes. But would it be worth it for the 10%? The bigger problem is that it's not just harmless hippies anymore. It's a few hippies, some hipsters, some weirdo EDM people (whatever they're called), and a bunch of complete douchebags.
  11. Of course! I don't keep up with the festival circuit, but as long as it's not the first weekend in June absolutely anything else should be fine!
  12. Around the house, walking the dog, hiking - but only in cold weather for any activity.
  13. Uh, nice ones? Just above the ankle. Kind of designed like ski socks if we're talking aesthetics. Fairly warm. I'll post the brand when I get home, since I'm sure you're not the only man waiting on the edge of his seat.
  14. The lady friend had a present for me under the tree this year labeled that it was from "Jewish Santa". It, of course, was a pair of socks.
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