Kurtman213 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Anytime someone pisses you off... you challenge them to a heads up match Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Anytime someone censored you off... you challenge them to a heads up matchdoes a dance-off count? Link to post Share on other sites
proomaha23 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 NS Poker School, a fledgling poker school is looking for candidates to sponsorinto the world series of poker and players to sponsor online. We are looking for"quality" players who are consistant winners over time. Sponsored candidatescould receive paid entry to the WSOP, we anticipate our online players beinggiven paid accounts at sites of their choice where they will split profits withthe school at an 80/20 split with 80% going to the player and 20% going to theschool. Sponsored players agree to promote the school and go through the 2-hourinitial online poker training segment, at the schools expense of course.Interested candidates can e-mail pokergem123@yahoo.com for furthur information. NS poker School Link to post Share on other sites
exdubliner 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 One time I was woken up by a friend and I said "wha-? I fold, I fold." Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 HAHAHA This thread is a hootWhen you have a full pack of smokes and a friend asks you for one... Well first off,KNOWING that i know that HE knows that i have a full pack and being the shark you are, you say no because you know he probably is sitting on a pack with atleast 2 smokes mininum! and probably trying to hit a cheap flop. Then your friend turns to you and says "ohhh your rerasing me ...nice bet" and proceeds to pull out one of his last few smokes this actually happened Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".[/quote] LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you're talking to your friends about pot odds, outs and bad beats, and your non poker playing friend is giving you that deer-frozen-in-the-headlights glazed look. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
KTW 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 When you're talking to your friends about pot odds, outs and bad beats, and your non poker playing friend is giving you that deer-frozen-in-the-headlights glazed look. :wink:In my case I am talking to myself and everyone is giving me the Dead Bambi Stare. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
forEleanor 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ...you stay up late night each night Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 When you come home from work, log on to your favorite poker site and start playing before you've even taken off your coat!! :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 When you come home from work, log on to your favorite poker site and start playing before you've even taken off your coat!! :roll:guilty... :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTPUTSTAR 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 When your 2 year old walks up to you while playing online and says, "you go all in for all your chips daddy?" And I did, AND I WON!! She such a little grinder!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Dr_Shakes 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 When your 2 year old walks up to you while playing online and says, "you go all in for all your chips daddy?" Â And I did, AND I WON!! Â She such a little grinder!!!Or when your six your old cries when her trip queens lose to someones flopped straight. She should have raised more preflop but she is learning :wink: Or when you would be 100X more excited to meet or see a professional poker player than any other "type" of celebrity. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.htmlChristmas Cards... Link to post Share on other sites
alster10 0 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 When you take drink coasters at someone's house and try to do chip tricks with them. Link to post Share on other sites
AZWildcat 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Anytime someone censored you off... you challenge them to a heads up matchdoes a dance-off count?I don't know... That Hansel is so HOT right now... Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 When your having sex and say I'm all in." Link to post Share on other sites
davezz5 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 All the icons on your desk-top are poker sites. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 When you take drink coasters at someone's house and try to do chip tricks with them.this is how my parent's found out that i was still playing poker.sitting at dinner, didn't even notice i was doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 you haven't watched TV in weeks because when you sit down on the couch i automatically fire up the laptop to check the forum, which leads to party poker and before you know it it is time for bed. Link to post Share on other sites
yourboygsarida 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 when you and your roommate constantly refer to good situations as "man i had to jam the raise" and the answer you get back is "good read good read" Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 When your having sex and say I'm all in."which happens after what? about two and a half inches?**sorry, couldn't resist** Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 When your having sex and say I'm all in."which happens after what? about two and a half inches?**sorry, couldn't resist**Nah, usually happens when I wake up after having passed out from all the blood rushing to my enormess member. Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 When your friends are discussing Plato, Kirkegard, and Jung, and you try to make a case for Sklansky, Caro, Lee or Harrington as some of the best authors of all time. :-) Link to post Share on other sites
danlux 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 When after years of thinking Mike McD from Rounders was the best player of all time, you shrug and think ehh I could take him. Link to post Share on other sites
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