you know you play too much poker when...

[FileError404 0]

When you're at a strip club, a guy throws a dollar on stage, the girl goes to him and picks it up and you raise.

reminds me of domga

Domga? I did this at Crazy Horse II in Vegas... he raised me back... I folded and waited for the next hand. She was better any way, a definate AQ... I played her all the way to the river...

[btlee 0]

when you "shuffle" a stack of 12 quarters while sitting in a meeting. (true story)

[hudday48 0]

... when being woken up in the morning you say :I don't have a good enough hand" (yeah that actually happened to me)... when you use poker as a line to pick up women (a friend of mine)... you have nightmares of donkeys crushing your nuts (literally or figuratively)... when you refer to yourself as a semi-pro... when losing at poker becomes fun... when you lecture Daniel Negreanu on the proper EV play with Phil Helmuths nipples (alright i dont know where that came from)

[mrdannyg 274]

when you "shuffle" a stack of 12 quarters while sitting in a meeting. (true story)

i worked at a grocery store, and would often shuffle change while waiting for people to finish counting their change. thank god i live in canada, where we have $1 and $2 coins!

[Napa_Don 688]

You drive to town(10 miles away, most of it gravel) in a wintersnow storm(all school activities that night were cancelled, travel is NOT advised by the weather channel)in a small pickup with no four wheel drive, to go to a home game where you end up winning only $40 and end up putting your truck into a ditch on the way home at 10:00 p.m. and have to have it towed out in the morning.

[Coop3369 0]

You've had the WSOP Main Event Dream and you're sitting at the same table as Doyle Brunson, Barry Greenstein, and Jennifer Harman.

[superchuck 0]

i dont know if anyone said this, but learn and change your computer clock to military time.

[SPADES21 0]

When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".

You know what sucks about that. You are going to have to take your money back because you didnt make it $19.50 to go. Its just going to be considered a call.

If you put more than half of a raise in can you make it the full amount if you didnt pick up enough chips?

If you say raise yes

When you start analyzing a joke in terms of a real poker secenario!

[mzdadoc 0]

When you drive for a living and try to pick up tells on cars on whether they will pass, change lanes, or exit.

[Rybo 0]

You've had the WSOP Main Event Dream and you're sitting at the same table as Doyle Brunson, Barry Greenstein, and Jennifer Harman.

and the only thing Harman is wearing are poker chips over her...never mind :oops:

[chappy3 0]

When you attempt (successfully) to convert any social function into a poker game.Family meal,Birthday party,Team meeting at work

I hear ya, "i've seen it a hundred times"

[dreamcaster 0]

...when you moan outloud " ALL-IN BABY" :::instead of pulling out::: when you are going to climax while having unprotected sex

You met my family I see.

[mrdannyg 274]

You've had the WSOP Main Event Dream and you're sitting at the same table as Doyle Brunson, Barry Greenstein, and Jennifer Harman.

you're nuts, if i'm having a main event dream, it involves 3 or 4 of the donkeys i'm playing micro-limit PLO/8 against.either that or harman, clonie gowen, evelyn ng ummmm i guess mercier and duke

[MAXIMA 0]

Your at the gas station and looking at the price decide that you are only going to put $20.00 in because of the cost. Then you make your play and go "ALL-IN" instead.true story.

[PrtyPSux 0]

when you talk like this.justblaze: dude, that bar is very -ev PrtyPsux: driving is-ev justblaze: yea PrtyPsux: strippers are -ev justblaze: well, driving is +ev justblaze: gas is -ev PrtyPsux: yea PrtyPsux: true justblaze: strippers are definitely -ev PrtyPsux: yeeep ..especially vegas ones justblaze: andu have huge reverse implied odds with the stds PrtyPsux: lmaao justblaze: although you do have a shot at the nuts PrtyPsux: but you're drawing to a 2 outer justblaze: LOL justblaze: ROFL PrtyPsux: so its like a 22 to 1 shot justblaze: lolol justblaze: do u ever buy censored and think of it as bb? PrtyPsux: yea justblaze: i was at wendy last nite, and i was thinking how the spicy chicken combo is only 1b b

[gkunit20 1]

When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".

You know what sucks about that. You are going to have to take your money back because you didnt make it $19.50 to go. Its just going to be considered a call.

If you put more than half of a raise in can you make it the full amount if you didnt pick up enough chips?

If you say raise yes

When you start analyzing a joke in terms of a real poker secenario!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[CoolHandLaw 0]

When I'm arguing with the gf, all I can think of is "this is like 27o. I wish I had Kings instead. And the flop goes KKA". The sad part is, I really do think this...

[sophos 0]

when you want to do something other than poker,, but you don't know what day it is.....then you think for a little bit and realize you don't know what month it is LOL

[chrozzo 19]

You know you play too much poker when sex is referred to as "Heads up" action

[lvpro 0]

Driving down the road you see a license plate that start AK9 and think "Damn, my pocket queens are no good."

This is how I pass the time driving to work. The guy in front of me on the 405 this morning had jacks and two with an ace kicker. :-)

[navybuttons 15]

you think you're getting quartered out of tonight's pot of mac- and-cheeze but you still go down to dinner anywayyou are talking to two cute girls at a party and thinking about how you are getting counterfieted and now fish who was playing with rags is gonna take at least half.you can remember what was playing in the car on the way to the casino that day you laid down (to a single bet no less) what was obviously the best hand in a huge kill pot.

[Coop3369 0]

You've had the WSOP Main Event Dream and you're sitting at the same table as Doyle Brunson, Barry Greenstein, and Jennifer Harman.

you're nuts, if i'm having a main event dream, it involves 3 or 4 of the donkeys i'm playing micro-limit PLO/8 against.either that or harman, clonie gowen, evelyn ng ummmm i guess mercier and duke

HAHAHA The first thing i thought when i sat at said table was "Wow this is gonna be a loooooooong day." ...........then i woke up and had to go to the most depressing school in north america and possibly the world.

[mrdannyg 274]

You've had the WSOP Main Event Dream and you're sitting at the same table as Doyle Brunson, Barry Greenstein, and Jennifer Harman.

you're nuts, if i'm having a main event dream, it involves 3 or 4 of the donkeys i'm playing micro-limit PLO/8 against.either that or harman, clonie gowen, evelyn ng ummmm i guess mercier and duke

HAHAHA The first thing i thought when i sat at said table was "Wow this is gonna be a loooooooong day." ...........then i woke up and had to go to the most depressing school in north america and possibly the world.

gotta be mcmaster. goddamn man, hamilton smells like crap.i mean, i go to guelph. and i think hamilton smells. that says something.

[mrdannyg 274]

when you talk like this.justblaze: dude, that bar is very -ev PrtyPsux: driving is-ev justblaze: yea PrtyPsux: strippers are -ev justblaze: well, driving is +ev justblaze: gas is -ev PrtyPsux: yea PrtyPsux: true justblaze: strippers are definitely -ev PrtyPsux: yeeep ..especially vegas ones justblaze: andu have huge reverse implied odds with the stds PrtyPsux: lmaao justblaze: although you do have a shot at the nuts PrtyPsux: but you're drawing to a 2 outer justblaze: LOL justblaze: ROFL PrtyPsux: so its like a 22 to 1 shot justblaze: lolol justblaze: do u ever buy censored and think of it as bb? PrtyPsux: yea justblaze: i was at wendy last nite, and i was thinking how the spicy chicken combo is only 1b b

that is without a doubt the funniest thing i have ever heard/read.gentlemen, i am forever in your debt.thank you.daniel goodman

[gkunit20 1]

When you wear a hat, shades, and shuffle chips while playing online for play money.