you know you play too much poker when...

[Guest]

...When you're out for dinner with a large group, you want to order last so you're not 'ordering out of position'

[Ramocita 0]

LOL

[urza75 0]

made me chuckle

[PotDragon 0]

Good one.

[Guest]

everyone throw some more out there... Jeff Foxworthy style...C'mon, I need some chuckles on this rainy Friday.

[fmlycar 0]

hehe nice

[kers2 0]

...When you're out for dinner with a large group, you want to order last so you're not 'ordering out of position'

Ordering out of position is -EV

[loxo 0]

Boring but true....once your dreaming about it its too much.

[Guest]

Ordering out of position is -EV

We were all at this huge Chinese buffet... a bunch of my friends and family were in town.The waitress takes our drink orders, and my friends father orders a diet pepsi. Everyone else ordered just water. He's lookin around like WTF? I lean over to his son (who plays poker online with me alot) and I say "Thats what he gets for ordering UTG" He laughed and called me a loser. Continue the madness... fill in the blank...You know you play too much poker when _________________

[urza75 0]

when you use poker terms when talking to "normal" people.

[PotDragon 0]

when you can't think up one because you are on 3 tables as you read this.Sad but true. :roll:

[urza75 0]

when you tell the women in the cantine that the food is -EV on your life

[HoosierAlum 0]

You run into at least 1 person that is familiar with your online handle everytime you play live....

[HoosierAlum 0]

When you start to associate EVERYTHING in terms of EV

[urza75 0]

When you start to associate EVERYTHING in terms of EV

So true.... :shifty:

[kers2 0]

Ordering out of position is -EV

We were all at this huge Chinese buffet... a bunch of my friends and family were in town.The waitress takes our drink orders, and my friends father orders a diet pepsi. Everyone else ordered just water. He's lookin around like WTF? I lean over to his son (who plays poker online with me alot) and I say "Thats what he gets for ordering UTG" He laughed and called me a loser. Continue the madness... fill in the blank...You know you play too much poker when _________________

lol yupLike that Sam Adams commercial if you've seen it.Also, I've seemed to incorporate the quote from Hellmuth talking about Gavin Griffin - "I knew you'd self destruct for all your chips", into my everyday life.Ex. I was in driving with my friend the other day and we saw a minor accident. I go "that guy self destructed for all his driving skills."

[dms26 3]

when yes and no questions start to be answered with all in or fold.

[urza75 0]

When you think of $ in the terms of BB's

[kennyboy 0]

when yes and no questions start to be answered with all in or fold.

Yeah, I've done that :/

[Timdog1010 0]

when yes and no questions start to be answered with all in or fold.

Stole my answer. My friends are really getting sick of this. But I can't stop...

[DDiabolical 0]

...you're chip shuffling biscuits. I was actually chip shuffling 6 biscuits while playing poker last night.

[urza75 0]

when you think of other people in the office as "Fish" and "Sharks" and trying to spot the sucker (the woman i hate)

[Devilkin 0]

When you consider sitting at four different tables at McDonalds, because you are just so damned used to multi-tabling.You think Johnny Chan is the star of all of those cool kung fu buddy movies.When a friend says 'Lets have a party', you log onto PartyPoker and sit waiting . . .When you are multitabling poker online, watching poker on TV, reading SSHE, browsing FCP posts and playing with poker chips all at the same time . .and still have time to spare.You plan your social life around the Negreanu Open (cmon you all know you've done that before)

[FREDDIE MERCURY 0]

When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".

[dreamcaster 0]

When you attempt (successfully) to convert any social function into a poker game.Family meal,Birthday party,Team meeting at work