Royal27 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 ...When you're out for dinner with a large group, you want to order last so you're not 'ordering out of position'That is friggin hilarious! My wife doesn't think so, but oh well! :evil: Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 you dont get road rage...u drive on tilt. Link to post Share on other sites
urza75 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 you dont get road rage...u drive on tilt.God i must drive on tilt all the time thenLMAO Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 when taking a shit becomes -EV. Link to post Share on other sites
FloppyNuts 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 http://www.pokerpages.com/interactive/humor/rgp01.htm Link to post Share on other sites
Chris S 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".That is hilarious :!: Link to post Share on other sites
FloppyNuts 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 ...Stevie Wonder sings "I just called to say I love you," and you think he's talking about poker. Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 you dont get road rage...u drive on tilt.Geez!! I just laughed/choked/ spit beer on my monitor!!!Good one. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 you dont get road rage...u drive on tilt.Geez!! I just laughed/choked/ spit beer on my monitor!!!this has been said, at least 100 times on this forum, and 5 to 1 says it hasnt happend once... Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 When a really hot girl (but not the hottest) is named "Ak Suited" in my phone book. Link to post Share on other sites
bober 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 This was my friends advice to me on my recent breakup. I as what the ****? and then he comes up with a very good explaination. When you first met her you know that she was no good and that you should not have paid her any attention at all. However you were bored so you said what the **** and did it/her. Then it was good for a while like you flopped two pair. but in the back of your mind you know that it was never going to work. Then it goes on a downturn. Now after making a bad choice you feel absolutly disgusted and know that you should have never got involved with it in the first place. Yeah he plays a ton. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 When you lose your job, your kids hate you, your wife runs off with your brother, your credit cards are maxed out, and you cash your unemployment checks at the casino trying to get back on your feet grinding at the 4/8 table. :cry:WINNER!matt Link to post Share on other sites
KTW 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 When you check your pot odds before putting money in the collection plate at churchGood 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Phillip_339 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 When you doing probability in class....and you call everything outs. Link to post Share on other sites
Scarcity 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 When you doing probability in class....and you call everything outs.i actually laughed out loud at this one, Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 When you doing probability in class....and you call everything outs.i actually laughed out loud at this one,I'm in probabilities and statistics and we jsut started working with probabilities and have been using a a lot of examples using cards. My classmates are baffled that I get it so fast.... Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 when you easily do your gfs math hw because it is standard deviations and confidence intervals. she gives me head for the help and because i am soooo smart. i dont say a word about pokertracker. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 You have over 1,150 posts after 3 months. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 My girlfriend was rambling while I was playing, and apparently she was talking about some kid getting killed by being beatin with golf club. I commented, "It happens"...oopsI agree though, nice hand, it happens, all-in, have all become common voacabulary. Link to post Share on other sites
maxstud 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 when i client asked me what i thought of his stock portfolio that another broker had set up and I told him all the stocks he was holding were gut shot straights and none of them had hit. Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 when i client asked me what i thought of his stock portfolio that another broker had set up and I told him all the stocks he was holding were gut shot straights and none of them had hit.maybe we should start a "poker got me fired thread"j/k Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 My girlfriend was rambling while I was playing, and apparently she was talking about some kid getting killed by being beatin with golf club. I commented, "It happens"...oopslol"That's poker..." Link to post Share on other sites
sneakattack 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 When you start finding yourself strangly attracted to businessmen because they are suited...Especially attracted when their "doing it"...suited connector. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
sneakattack 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 When you double down (playing blackjack) with AK! Link to post Share on other sites
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