76clubs 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 You know you play too much poker when sex is referred to as "Heads up" actioni like the three handed tables better if ya catch my drift Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 When you wear a hat, shades, and shuffle chips while playing online for play money.guilty Link to post Share on other sites
AKoffsuit 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
Juandastyle 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 While counseling a friend about girl problems:"Man, it's like this. You're holding AA and you've hit your set, but you're pretty sure she's got the nut flush draw. You gotta ask yourself if you wanna bet her out now, or let her put some more money in the pot and try to catch her flush. You always run the risk of her catchin her flush man..." Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 When you're watching the Penn State - Michigan game and Michigan throws that TD with 1 second left and you reply "F ' IN RIVER, TALK ABOUT A BAD BEAT!!!"Dead on...and so right!*L*T* Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 When you're watching the Penn State - Michigan game and Michigan throws that TD with 1 second left and you reply "F ' IN RIVER, TALK ABOUT A BAD BEAT!!!"Dead on...and so right!*L*T* Link to post Share on other sites
donnyboston 0 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 ...when some one asks you how you feel and you reply, "I feel like a 8-9 of hearts suited... :? Link to post Share on other sites
Mesisca 0 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 ...When you try and buy that cheap gift for a friend or relative because if you save money and they want to take it back, you still have outs. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 when fox is messed up and poker superstars is scrambled and you've already seen it but you are watching it anyway like it's a porn. Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 while explaining video cards and screen resolutions to a client today, i accidently told them at 1600X1200 that i could fit 4 poker tables with no overlap on the screen. maybe not so professional of me. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 ...when some one asks you how you feel and you reply, "I feel like a 8-9 of hearts suited... :?you feel redundant?bahahaseriously though, watching scrambled poker superstars is definitely a good one. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you complement someone in real life by saying "nice hand" Link to post Share on other sites
ben_wallace 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 You know you play too much when you stopped saying two and replaced it with duece without noticing. My boss asked me for a clients phone number the other day and I answered 9456 36 double duece, he looked at me **** eyed and asked what teh hell double duece was and I had to explain it was 22When you refer to things in life in terms of hand strength instead of just saying good or bad. Examples:Your friend says "How hot is that chick!" you reply damn thats pocket acesWhen asked how was that party last night you reply "It was alright, nothing better than QJ off"hows works? "7 duece off" Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you debate wether to go home and get 5 hours of sleep, or just play all night and go to work from the casino at 7am..... :? Link to post Share on other sites
InertGrudge 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you complement someone in real life by saying "nice hand"I'm not guilty of doing many of the things said in this thread...But I have done that.Opps. Link to post Share on other sites
nrs02004 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 ... When you hear the word raise you think of how many chips instead of what is in your boyfriend's pants. :shhh:shazzam! Link to post Share on other sites
KTW 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you have 3 DVD sets of all the WSOPs and only need 1.:roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Ramocita 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 You know you play too much when you stopped saying two and replaced it with duece without noticing. My boss asked me for a clients phone number the other day and I answered 9456 36 double duece, he looked at me censored eyed and asked what teh hell double duece was and I had to explain it was 22When you refer to things in life in terms of hand strength instead of just saying good or bad. Examples:Your friend says "How hot is that chick!" you reply damn thats pocket acesWhen asked how was that party last night you reply "It was alright, nothing better than QJ off"hows works? "7 duece off"double deuce....lol....I still think of double deuce as a bottle of beer...but its funny, I can't say "two" anymore... it doesn't sound rightunless it's "deuce"LOL Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you are faced with an important life decision, and you ask, What would Doyle do? Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you have 3 DVD sets of all the WSOPs and only need 1.:roll:Send one to me. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 when fox is messed up and poker superstars is scrambled and you've already seen it but you are watching it anyway like it's a porn.And you're watching the show you have seen a couple of times and say "call stupid" ... like that it's some great move. Link to post Share on other sites
beggar04 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you open a session of Go Fish with your 6 yr. old by saying, "... I'm all in". Link to post Share on other sites
diablo01 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 If you play outdoors (which we do)...Even if its...A. 40 degrees outsideB. It's rainingC. It's 3 a.m.The sad thing is im not lieing. Link to post Share on other sites
beggar04 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you open a session of Go Fish with your 6 yr. old by saying, "... I'm all in".When you call playing Go Fish with your 6 yr. old a "session". Link to post Share on other sites
ohfreak 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you open a session of Go Fish with your 6 yr. old by saying, "... I'm all in".When you call playing Go Fish with your 6 yr. old a "session".Effin' brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites
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