HowMuchIsIt 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 When you're watching the Penn State - Michigan game and Michigan throws that TD with 1 second left and you reply "F ' IN RIVER, TALK ABOUT A BAD BEAT!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 when you start off your morning with an email to a friend about a terrible bad beat you took the night before and your subsequent matusow moment that woke up your whole house.... this is a real email i wrote to a friend this morning... its actually pretty funny even though it wasn't meant to be at the time... read onDAMN MAN... that SUX the exchange between u and your Dad was hilarious, i can picture that happening-----Original Message-----From: CrackofmyACE (edited for privacy purposes)Sent: Friday, October 14, 2005 10:11 AMTo: FriendSubject: dude i got rivered so bad last night.... 12 players left ...blinds at 1k/2k 250 chips ante... i have about 52k in front of me and im in 4th..... i pick up QQ and make it 10k to go from middle position.... the BB moves allin for 25k more... i call.... he has AJd ... flop 4 8 2 turn 3 river A .... down to like 17k .... i scream ... "NOOOOOOOOOOOO .... F*CCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK ... NOT AGAIN.... F*CKKKKKKKKKKKk".... its 12:30 at night.... i hear footsteps coming down to the basement... its my father... he is less than pleased... Dad: "what the hell is the matter with you?? everyone is sleeping...its friggin 12:30"Me: "did you just see that hand????? (he had been watching my table from the upstairs computer)" Dad: "I dont give a sh*t what happened...keep your censored voice down...are you insane?"Me: "go away"Dad: "excuse me??"Me : silence He retreats back upstairs.... meanwhile i had been blinded off and down to 11k.... I pick up AdKd and push.... same guy calls with JJ .... flop AK 3 .... turn J river 3.... bust... If someone was sitting next to me they wouldve been choked to deathWow, you got this mad over THESE "terrible bad beats..." Man, you must not be very good/experienced in pokerAJ vs. QQ and AK vs. JJ, neither of these is ever a bad beat when you get beat. Hell, in the second one, you had the worst hand when the money got in!?!??!I think you missed the point.... I understand that losing to AJ with QQ doesnt actually qualify as a horrible beat ... it happens all the time.... the point is this was deep into a 350+ player MTT that I had been playin in for 4 hours or so... I had one more card to dodge and I win a 70k chip pot and head into the final table with a commanding chip lead... with a legitimate chance of winning the $2500 first prize... this was the nightly 8k guaranteed on Full tilt... instead I get crippled and bust out in 11th place and win a whopping $80 for my efforts... Now if I lose to AJ in a cash game with QQ you dont hear me whining... as a matter of fact it wouldnt phase me the least bit... but losing a critical pot on the river at that stage of a large tournament qualifies as a bad beat in itself when you put it in context... plus the only reason i posted this was because I thought you guys would enjoy the exchange with my Dad... and could possibly relate to your own Matasow blowups leaving the people closest to you questioning your sanity... flame away Link to post Share on other sites
sublime 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 You refer to your wanker as Big Slick.~sublime Link to post Share on other sites
Nixed 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 you carry a deck of cards with you wherever you go, just in case. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 when you keep 3 chips in your car so you can twirl while youre in traffic Link to post Share on other sites
the_charleroi_ki 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 u get a bad grade on a test and call it a bad beatu get a hard assignment at work walk into you bosses office and throw it face up on his desk and say i foldu watch poker superstars II just so u can try to catch a mike sexton quoteyou flip through channels and stop when u see poker being played to yell at the players to raise utgo by the way i have seen all of these things done Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 when you watched the whole live audio final table coverage of the WSOP main event. Link to post Share on other sites
indianachris 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 you carry a deck of cards with you wherever you go, just in case.I alyway have two decks of Copaq and a small set of chips casue you never know when a game is going to break out. I actually had a 4 person tourny going on in my truck before. You also play too much when you have a tourny on picnic table at 2:30 in the morning at a local park. Link to post Share on other sites
scottrude 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 TRULY HAPPENED THREE DAYS AGO>When you are in Mexico and leave the concert that you went to Mexico for to re-read a chapter of Sklansky's book on small stakes hold em, because you felt distacted when you read it earlier at the pool drunk. In all fairness to the band I could hear them from the couch in the condo. Link to post Share on other sites
rbakken2504 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 When people talk to you, you constantly look for their "tells" to see if they are telling the truth or lying. Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 When you find Norman Chad hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
HiattFan 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 When you're with a woman and "blow your load" prematurely (a la American Pie, "The Webcam Scene"), you yell "REBUY!" Link to post Share on other sites
urza75 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 When you're with a woman and "blow your load" prematurely (a la American Pie, "The Webcam Scene"), you yell "REBUY!"LMAO now everyone is in the office look at me strange Link to post Share on other sites
csabo17 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 When people talk to you, you constantly look for their "tells" to see if they are telling the truth or lying.HAHA i do this all the time. When i was teaching, i would tell the kids i made my living (jokingly) by telling if people were lieing or not. So not to try to lie to me. I also used it on my gf. Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 i never say two anymore it's always duceExactly what I was going to say.. very very true.Also if anyone has ever had fever dreams about poker its actually quite disturbing. Your in a cold sweat and its soo intense and you remember each card that falls. Its crazy. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 You know if you're going to make it to work on time or not because you can read the betting patterns of the street lights. Link to post Share on other sites
FREDDIE MERCURY 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 When a daycare attendant asks your child "Where does your family go to church?" and he replies "I don't know but my daddy plays a lot of poker". True story. Link to post Share on other sites
Lil_Hellmuth 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".You know what sucks about that. You are going to have to take your money back because you didnt make it $19.50 to go. Its just going to be considered a call. Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 My buddy asked me if i wanted a shot the other night, i said no and just got a beer. After I turned around, he ordered the shot anyway. I was like what are you doing, I dont want another shot. He smiles, and says,"check-raised". Yes, beer went out my fucking nose. Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 see signature Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".You know what sucks about that. You are going to have to take your money back because you didnt make it $19.50 to go. Its just going to be considered a call.If you put more than half of a raise in can you make it the full amount if you didnt pick up enough chips? Link to post Share on other sites
Lil_Hellmuth 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 When you buy something and the cashier says "$9.75" and you raise it to "$15".You know what sucks about that. You are going to have to take your money back because you didnt make it $19.50 to go. Its just going to be considered a call.If you put more than half of a raise in can you make it the full amount if you didnt pick up enough chips?If you say raise yes Link to post Share on other sites
FileError404 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 When you're at a strip club, a guy throws a dollar on stage, the girl goes to him and picks it up and you raise. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 ...when you moan outloud " ALL-IN BABY" :::instead of pulling out::: when you are going to climax while having unprotected sex Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 When you're at a strip club, a guy throws a dollar on stage, the girl goes to him and picks it up and you raise.reminds me of domga Link to post Share on other sites
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