JesseW316 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Ironic name for this thread BTW.hahahahahahahaha I thought that was genius.and really, what's the big deal? The guy farted. People fart, it happens. Unless the guy just deliberately let it rip, made sure everyone knew it was him, and rubbed it in the players faces taking pride in it just to be obnoxious, I don't see the problem. He definitely doesn't deserve to be taken out of the game bc he farted. Unless he met the previous conditions and was doing it to be an *******, it probably just slipped out. Sometimes you have to just let it go no matter how hard you try, there is a point of no return with these things. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 whats this higher caliber of people nonsense? like you've never farted?you really seem to think a lot of yourself.it must be lonely up there. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I love this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 whats this higher caliber of people nonsense? like you've never farted?you really seem to think a lot of yourself.it must be lonely up there.Apparently, you're the sort of person who sees nothing wrong with letting it fly at any given time.Must stink down there. Link to post Share on other sites
mmmsandwiches 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i agree with the OP. if you were at a restaurant and your waiter farted or lying on a bed in a hotel with a hooker and she farted you'd all be upset. when you're paying someone for a service, even if it is a hand job, they should be professional. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 1140 was "average" before they added the new written section and made a perfect score 2400. My 1520 doesn't sound as impressive anymore Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Apparently, you're the sort of person who sees nothing wrong with letting it fly at any given time.Must stink down there.*sigh* you and people like you *shakes head* Link to post Share on other sites
Thread Judge 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 1140 was "average" before they added the new written section and made a perfect score 2400. My 1520 doesn't sound as impressive anymore Judgment-Brag posts are only acceptable when disguised to the best of your abilities. You are better than that. Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 thread judge on the loose . . . Link to post Share on other sites
TheGameKat 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Let me preface this post by saying that I am extremely tired and wasn't aware that I had a view on this topic until I came across the thread...Anyway, it seems to me that farting, if involuntary, is far more forgivable than people who turn up at a table without apparently having bathed in several days. A fart has the added advantage of being transitory. You get some unwashed, beer-swilling, buck-toothed heap of lard next to you it's miserable for hours. And, let me add, I was born in the UK so have a pretty high tolerance for such things. Indeed, I was playing at the Mirage with checky last year when a smelly person sat down to checky's immediate right. After a few hands Mr. McFold complains about the situation under his breath (which was a good trick cos he was holding it at the time), and I can't smell anything so I'm thinking to myself 'man, can checky get anymore prissy? we are playing poker FFS not knitting' and then checky rises from the table leaving a clear line between BO-boy and myself and despite years of cocaine use I nearly passed out.Um... seem to have got a bit off track here. Link to post Share on other sites
ishmaelsimpkins 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 farts are funny......ish Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I farted while reading this thread. Twice.I agree with the above poster's statement about the need to be professional though, especially if its a hooker. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Whomever smelt it, dealt it. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i agree with the OP. if you were at a restaurant and your waiter farted or lying on a bed in a hotel with a hooker and she farted you'd all be upset. when you're paying someone for a service, even if it is a hand job, they should be professional. SIG QUOTE!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Thread Judge 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Whomever smelt it, dealt it.Judgment-Winner. Pun of the year. Excellent form, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Wasn't trying to diss you, my man. Just saying it was sad that he counted up ur %'s cuz I wouldn't have done it.btw....definitely* I counted it up because I expected the numbers not to add up. Figured he'd do it on purpose to see if anyone noticed. Link to post Share on other sites
try__an__hit 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Funniest thread ever. Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Jesus Christ on a bike. You couldn't even be the janitor at a barber college with those scores.I was once a janitor at a barber college, but my boss got "snippy" with me.Then I tried being a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Plus, the pay was terrible, they wouldn't give me a raz-or nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I was once a janitor at a barber college, but my boss got "snippy" with me.Then I tried being a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Plus, the pay was terrible, they wouldn't give me a raz-or nothing.Thank you, carrottop. Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i agree with the OP. if you were at a restaurant and your waiter farted or lying on a bed in a hotel with a hooker and she farted you'd all be upset. when you're paying someone for a service, even if it is a hand job, they should be professional.Sometimes you have to pay extra for that. Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I don't know what's worse....that this thread is on page 3, or that I am now on my 3rd reply. Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Thank you, carrottop.Thank you, I'll be here all night.(4th post in the fart thread...YEAH!) Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 BM and farts go together, what's the big deal? Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 BM and farts go together, what's the big deal?That's awefully close to sharting. Link to post Share on other sites
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