Jump to content

Dealer Farted At The B&m


Recommended Posts

The only way to deal with this is to beat the dealer at his own game....he farts, you **** your pants. Tell him you have no problem taking this to an escalation point where you would bareass, softserve shotgun the table. Now that may be a semi-bluff, but lets see if he calls.

Link to post
Share on other sites
  • Replies 111
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

The only way to deal with this is to beat the dealer at his own game....he farts, you **** your pants. Tell him you have no problem taking this to an escalation point where you would bareass, softserve shotgun the table. Now that may be a semi-bluff, but lets see if he calls.
Hopefully showing bareass would not induce him into "raising" and putting it all in.
Link to post
Share on other sites
101% of the reasons for the jump in online poker?
Rounding actual numbers are:Farting Dealers: 52.5512%Relative ease to play: 33.5593%Snaggle-toothed waitresses: 9.0023%Rising gas prices: 4.8872%
Link to post
Share on other sites
Hopefully showing bareass would not induce him into "raising" and putting it all in.
I see what you did there.
Link to post
Share on other sites
BTW I opened a sportsbook.com account last night and created username TheDealerFarted
I need to make a new account at FTP for rakeback (and to use my bots :club: ) and I am SO using that name.
Link to post
Share on other sites
This is hands down the funniest thread I have ever read on this site. GG everyone :club:
This is superthread Jimmy Snooka.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Live people are the worst. I've played with older folks in the nl game here in San Diego that have shit themselves and tried to play through it without skipping a beat. I don't know if theres much I haven't seen at the poker tables.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Live people are the worst. I've played with older folks in the nl game here in San Diego that have shit themselves and tried to play through it without skipping a beat. I don't know if theres much I haven't seen at the poker tables.
You have to love that kind of tenacity and determination. Oh sure....we've all $hit ourselves at the poker table before...but to sit in your own filth and keep on grinding out a few more hours?? That's the kind of grit this country was built upon. I salute you, pantsfillers of Southern Cal.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Live people are the worst. I've played with older folks in the nl game here in San Diego that have **** themselves and tried to play through it without skipping a beat. I don't know if theres much I haven't seen at the poker tables.
I'm sure I've told the story of the old lady that came on the boat almost every night and shat herself almost every night and we had to follow her down the ramp. I'd just stay on the boat till everyone was gone.
Link to post
Share on other sites
I love this thread.
This is superthread Jimmy Snooka.
Superfly.jpgOh...and easily my favorite part of this thread is the fact we have repsonses from a poster named....SilentButDeadly3!!!!(I'm kinda scared to know who took SilentButDeadly1 and SilentButDeadly2)I <3 FCP!!!
Link to post
Share on other sites
The only way to deal with this is to beat the dealer at his own game....he farts, you **** your pants. Tell him you have no problem taking this to an escalation point where you would bareass, softserve shotgun the table. Now that may be a semi-bluff, but lets see if he calls.
POTFDwell played sir, very well played :club:
Link to post
Share on other sites
me_farting.jpgThanks for posting the pic...I wondered what Dutch Boyd was doing these days...
He's only Dutch Boyd during the daytime.That picture is of his alter-ego, Dutch Oven.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Don't you just hate it when you are playing live and you just got done eating mexican food, and you rip a gigantic/smelly fart and you're in the middle of a critical hand and it throws off your concentration?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...