gmanshade 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 tell me what you think about this....so I was at Caesar's in January, and there was a taster person handing out cans of Phil Hellmuth's energy drink, pro player. I tried one and it was a good--kind of like mello yellow mixed with red bull. pretty good. he gave me a card with the website for the drink, and i took a look at it. now, my girlfriend works out a lot and i've taught her to play holdem. i've played practice heads up with her a couple of times and she even played in my home game once. so, i didn't know what to get her for our two year anniversary, i figured why not order a case of the pro player drink and see if she likes it. i figured worst case scenario, i know that i like it. it came in the mail yesterday, and i gave it to her when i got home from work. she was so pissed off at me it was unbelievable--screaming at me that i'm so selfish, why the f**k did i order that etc. she wouldn't even TRY the drink. so stupid Link to post Share on other sites
terradawg 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 for your two year anniversary? i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are joking... Link to post Share on other sites
Teck_72 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 For a two year anniversary? Man. That's worse than getting her a vacuum cleaner.GL with that, make friends with your right hand again. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 tell me what you think about this....so I was at Caesar's in January, and there was a taster person handing out cans of Phil Hellmuth's energy drink, pro player. I tried one and it was a good--kind of like mello yellow mixed with red bull. pretty good. he gave me a card with the website for the drink, and i took a look at it. now, my girlfriend works out a lot and i've taught her to play holdem. i've played practice heads up with her a couple of times and she even played in my home game once. so, i didn't know what to get her for our two year anniversary, i figured why not order a case of the pro player drink and see if she likes it. i figured worst case scenario, i know that i like it. it came in the mail yesterday, and i gave it to her when i got home from work. she was so pissed off at me it was unbelievable--screaming at me that i'm so selfish, why the f**k did i order that etc. she wouldn't even TRY the drink. so stupidNext year buy her a broom and a pan and see if she reacts any different. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Should have just gotten her a bowling ball with your name enscribed on it. Link to post Share on other sites
iowahawk09 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 you would have been better off getting her nothing Link to post Share on other sites
atari2600 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 If you thought that was a good idea, I'm betting that her being mad at you is not an unusual occurence.Nice try though. What a lucky girl. Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Soooo.......How comfortable is that couch you're going to be sleeping on for the next month or so? Link to post Share on other sites
TheRake_MD23 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 you would have been better off getting her nothingor at least a card... Link to post Share on other sites
packersfan 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 You should have just gave her cash. I can't believe you would actually think this was a good gift. You have me in tears laughing! Thanks for brighting my day Link to post Share on other sites
ncperrotta069 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 @ this thread Link to post Share on other sites
bpeltzer 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 you would have been better off getting her nothing+1, this is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. Think about this, YOU GOT HER FOOD FOR A GIFT. What is she, homeless? Food/drink is not a gift. Link to post Share on other sites
iowahawk09 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 You didnt kno what to get her so you bought her a case of phil hellmuth energy drink? WTF?!?HELLO...flowers, candy, clothes, a dildo...i can think of a million things besides that Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 just tell her youre sorry and that you will have a three way with her and the girlfriend of her choiceworks like a charm Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 that story was just funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Should have just gotten her a bowling ball with your name enscribed on it. I always thought Wilma overreacted to that one.PS. I think I'm gonna get my wife a case of beer for our 6th !! Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Don't listen to all these haters, they are obviously jealous you have a chick. Two year anniversaries are nothing compared to say a 2 1/2 year anniversary... What the fuck does this bitch expect? You need to dump her sorry ass and find a girl who respects you and Phil Hellmuth. Link to post Share on other sites
STYLINHAWYN 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Nice One Rico Suave... your quite the Ladies Man Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 so, i didn't know what to get her for our two year anniversaryWalking papers.Seriously though man, did you honestly think she was going to be cool with you getting her a case of crap for your 2 year anniversary? Take it from a guy who was married for 4 years... I don't care whether your girl says she isn't into material things, etc. When it comes to anniversaries you better damned well go above and beyond.Would you have gotten her something nicer if it was your 2 year "Wedding" anniversary? Say something like, a case of Hostess Cupcakes? j/k Link to post Share on other sites
cwik 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 You need to dump her sorry ass and find a girl who respects you and Phil Hellmuth. :D Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigB11 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 So, What did she get for you? Link to post Share on other sites
gmanshade 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Author Share Posted April 18, 2007 Don't listen to all these haters, they are obviously jealous you have a chick. Two year anniversaries are nothing compared to say a 2 1/2 year anniversary... What the fuck does this bitch expect? You need to dump her sorry ass and find a girl who respects you and Phil Hellmuth.one of the reasons i thought of it is b/c she likes phil hellmuth, and when i get pissed off playing on stars she has laughed and said i reacted like him Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 You didnt kno what to get her so you bought her a case of phil hellmuth energy drink? WTF?!?HELLO...flowers, candy, clothes, a dildo...i can think of a million things besides thatFor her. Not you. Link to post Share on other sites
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