flyingdonkey 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I cannot believe that this many dudes are siding with a chick who got this mad over being given a gift that she feels is beneath her. WTF? Seriously. Dude, drop her and move on. If this is what she is doing before she gets a ring on her finger, what will she be doing after. You might as well just sign over your checking account now cause it's not going to get any better. If she actually gave a shit about you she wouldn't care about the gift. Women want assholes in bed and ****in metrosexuals when its their anniversary. Give me a break.I bet you have a unibrow. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I cannot believe that this many dudes are siding with a chick who got this mad over being given a gift that she feels is beneath her. WTF? Seriously. Dude, drop her and move on. If this is what she is doing before she gets a ring on her finger, what will she be doing after. You might as well just sign over your checking account now cause it's not going to get any better. If she actually gave a shit about you she wouldn't care about the gift. Women want assholes in bed and ****in metrosexuals when its their anniversary. Give me a break.good luck Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 It didn't dawn on you until you opened the Yankee tickets that a case of energy drink might not be a sufficient gift for your 2 year annivesary ?What kind of precedent has been set by past birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, anniversary celebrations ?For the record, you know now that the Yankees are doomed to lose that day and it's all your fault, right ? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 LMAO @ all of this!Have you never actually known a girl until this one?This is all too much... I am definitely showing this one to my girl, then I will seem like the best boyfriend EVAAARRRRR!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 For the record, you know now that the Yankees are doomed to lose that day and it's all your fault, right ?At least we can draw some positives from all of this.Also... fixed the whole "loose" thing. Link to post Share on other sites
FileError404 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Did you have it wrapped in nice paper and all? I think her face must've been priceless when she opened it... I mean we all got crappy gifts before but this?Shiz, I would've been insulted, too. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I did it the opposite once. Bought my wife a new red convertable Mustand for Valentines one year, Now no matter what I get her it's a let down.Sit down, plan out all the gifts you are going to give her for her entire life, then give them to her in accending monetary order. This is the only way to not make a woman mad because of the gift you give her.But there is an easy fix.......Buy tickets to some event this weekend, plan a dinner beforehand, and take her. Tell her that the energy drinks were to throw her off the real present, which was a night of dinner and whatever.This will easily get you out of hot water for now.Next time you are on your own. Link to post Share on other sites
SpiderGuard 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 LMAO @ all of this!Have you never actually known a girl until this one?This is all too much... I am definitely showing this one to my girl, then I will seem like the best boyfriend EVAAARRRRR!!!!! This is why my BS detector is going off - how does a guy screw up so badly, yet manage to not screw up for the previous two years?JoeyJoJo's approval made my day...then ruined it when he harshly took it away. FCP is a cruel cruel mistress like that. Link to post Share on other sites
God 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 What in MY holy name were you thinking? Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 K small vent, GF of five years didn't like it much when I was going to foxwoods 3-4 times a week and blowing her off. For our 5 year anniversary I took her to vegas for a week, we broke up a month later. Damn still not over that *****. She took my flower. OP FYI for our 2 yr anniversary I got her a 2 Karot diamond bracelet, case of energy drinks, bad form meng Link to post Share on other sites
gmanshade 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Author Share Posted April 18, 2007 K small vent, GF of five years didn't like it much when I was going to foxwoods 3-4 times a week and blowing her off. For our 5 year anniversary I took her to vegas for a week, we broke up a month later. Damn still not over that *****. She took my flower. OP FYI for our 2 yr anniversary I got her a 2 Karot diamond bracelet, case of energy drinks, bad form mengaren't u the guy that plowed into a cop car while drunk? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 aren't u the guy that plowed into a cop car while drunk? Owned !! Link to post Share on other sites
yourboygsarida 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 aren't u the guy that plowed into a cop car while drunk?honestly, if this post is true, you quite possibly could be dumber then foxwoods pro. i mean i cant even understand what you were thinking (and that is giving you a lot of credit there) Link to post Share on other sites
terradawg 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 seriously, just get her some flowers. she'll be guaranteed to let you back in the trailer. Link to post Share on other sites
nickforgot 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 aren't u the guy that plowed into a cop car while drunk?aren't u the guy that gave his girl friend energy drinks for their 2 year anniversary Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 My wife's 26th birthday is this weekend and I'm taking her on a hot air balloon ride on Saturday morning, and then we'll have lunch at a very nice restaurant (not a chain), and then we'll spend the afternoon visiting some wineries and participating in some wine tastings. She'll be pleasuring me on her birthday later on that night...learn from me. Link to post Share on other sites
yourboygsarida 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 aren't u the guy that gave his girl friend energy drinks for their 2 year anniversarynickforgot FTMFW! Link to post Share on other sites
joshrogo 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I would have gotten her the case of the drink .. and a dildo .. cause in case she did not like it, she could go f**k herself. Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I'm really not embarassed about the DUI thing, just a dumb mistake i'll never do again. Hell of a story as it has been mentioned a brazillion times on this site already. j/sI've spend more on my gf for chanuckah and we're both christian...... Yes I did found the worst joke ever, I knew I could do it. Checking that one off on the before I die list.... Damn another bad jopke I crack myself upNickforgot remember when I made NickRemembered hahahahah , no seriously I got to stop (time for first drink) Link to post Share on other sites
Muck, You Suckers! 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Nothing says "I Love You Bi##h" like power tools or a case of beer on her birthday! They expect that kind of stupid crap from us. But on the anniversary, man you better do something nice. I mean really really nice. That's the one day you have to say "thanks for putting up with my stupid @$$ for another year". You can get drunk on Xmas, go play golf on Easter, take her kid sister out on Halloween, disappear on Thanksgiving, set the house on fire on the 4th of July, run over her cat on Memorial Day, get thrown in jail on Labor Day, and still you may be forgiven even though it won't ever be forgotten. But if you ever screw up on your Anniversary day, you will forever be doomed to her unforgiving, unforgetting, cold womanly wrath. Everyone you and her know will hear about it. Her friends will look at you with the contempt that is reserved for the likes of murderers, rapists, and guys who screwed up on their anniversary. After being with the same woman for 22 years, trust me on this. Link to post Share on other sites
gmanshade 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Author Share Posted April 18, 2007 I would have gotten her the case of the drink .. and a dildo .. cause in case she did not like it, she could go f**k herself.ty. thats my plan anyway, she won't act cold for more than a couple days Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 You should have gotten her plastic dinosaurs! Link to post Share on other sites
ErikRyland1 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 For a two year anniversary? Man. That's worse than getting her a vacuum cleaner.GL with that, make friends with your right hand again. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 You should have gotten her plastic dinosaurs! LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
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