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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Read this story the next time you're bored at work and want to waste 10-15 minutes on a story about a former NFL agent.
Very cool story. Thanks for the link.
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Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'

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I've heard that every horror film, when watched in reverse, is a story about a white couple gaining a diverse group of friends
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A lot of people contend that Family Circus is just the worst, but anybody who has ever been on Page 2 of espn.com knows better. Hold on, let me go to espn right now not knowing what the comic is...pg2_e_toon1013_576x177.jpgIt actually makes me angry whenever I see these. There are ten people in this thread alone that could do a better job than this assmunch.
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wow, that makes me happy just knowing it exists.
HahaA lot of people contend that Family Circus is just the worst, but anybody who has ever been on Page 2 of espn.com knows better. Hold on, let me go to espn right now not knowing what the comic is...pg2_e_toon1013_576x177.jpgIt actually makes me angry whenever I see these. There are ten people in this thread alone that could do a better job than this assmunch.
Yeah, picking on the Bengals is old material.
Wow. It took two of them to make that.
The wave of the future. I jump in it.
Damn I want to use a smiley.
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Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'
"Oh, we drew Judge Snyder!"Such a great episode.By the way, I'm back in New York for the next week or so. I plan to reconnect with my real life and catch up on the many things I've missed over the past six months while living in Europe.
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wow, that makes me happy just knowing it exists.Yeah, picking on the Bengals is old material. Damn I want to use a smiley.
Could be the Niners too if they changed the color of the shirt to red.
So...anybody here seen Brett Favre's penis?
This made me chuckle. And, thankfully, no.
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