Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Pretty early on, I told Jenny -- since I really liked her and wanted to do everything I could to protect myself -- that, despite appearances, I'm really a bundle of neuroses and improperly functioning decision matrices. She didn't really believe me, and for some reason, just now, I thought of this line:Wang: "Anyway, I'm just warning you. Think of it like a... [cannot think of the word "inoculation"] Cootie Shot." Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I hope that was like the "Previously on..." rather than the "Next week on..."I'm curious how many people understand what I actually mean there. Hmm. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I hope that was like the "Previously on..." rather than the "Next week on..."It was the "Next week on..." from an episode that aired about 2 months ago. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 are we really using people's first and last names from Facebook in this thread?Sorry, edited. I thought it had been in the thread often enough.Anything interesting happen around here this weekend? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Anything interesting happen around here this weekend?Not much.... Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I only read 4.But they weren't both 17, though. I mean, one had to be 18.the tragedies were twins, not the brothers. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 well this is pretty great right here Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Not much....Hey, did I ever show you this? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Hey, did I ever show you this?I would have belly-laughed if it were an appropriate hour for such things Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 the tragedies were twins, not the brothers.What? They were twins but not brothers? This story keeps getting weirder! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Kim reportedly also enjoys basketball. Former United States Secretary of State Madeleine Albright ended her summit with Kim by presenting him with a basketball signed by NBA legend Michael Jordan.[113] Also an apparent golfer, North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round[114] (the odds of making a single hole-in-one in one round are around 1 in 5,000).[115] His official biography also claims Kim has composed six operas and enjoys staging elaborate musicals.[116] Kim also refers to himself as an Internet expert.well, now I gotta change my title. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Kim reportedly also enjoys basketball. Former United States Secretary of State Madeleine Albright ended her summit with Kim by presenting him with a basketball signed by NBA legend Michael Jordan.[113] Also an apparent golfer, North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round[114] (the odds of making a single hole-in-one in one round are around 1 in 5,000).[115] His official biography also claims Kim has composed six operas and enjoys staging elaborate musicals.[116] Kim also refers to himself as an Internet expert.This Kim girl sounds awesome! Where can I meet her? Link to post Share on other sites
The mobile flu 0 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 well this is pretty great right hereI know, right? Imagine if someone from this site showed up at your door uninvited and out of the blue. Seems like that would be a story you'd have to tell. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Okay, so this makes me irrationally happy, too, which I didn't know until now: "Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. 'Cause Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. Peter you don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Oh, go see one anyway. I don't like the psychiatrist. You need to go see one. See a psychaitrist. I'm not going."My favorite part of the movie is when he breaks down while drunkenly playing the theme to the muppet show. The DVD commentary has a funny story about the fact that it was just an improvised throwaway scene that they kept because it was absolutely killing with test audiences. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Andrew and 5 others like this.Kim reportedly also enjoys basketball. Former United States Secretary of State Madeleine Albright ended her summit with Kim by presenting him with a basketball signed by NBA legend Michael Jordan.[113] Also an apparent golfer, North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round[114] (the odds of making a single hole-in-one in one round are around 1 in 5,000).[115] His official biography also claims Kim has composed six operas and enjoys staging elaborate musicals.[116] Kim also refers to himself as an Internet expert.well, now I gotta change my title.This is how I read your post:I sort of skimmed from the beginning until [114], then realized what I was reading, so I skipped to your note, then I looked at your new title, then realized there must be more to what you posted, so I started over from the beginning, then I laughed when I came to the "Kim also refers to himself as an Internet expert."It was quite the journey. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Maybe North Korea only has mini-golf?Also, a good coincidence story:The only President to not win his own party's nomination (when trying to run for a 2nd term) is Franklin Pierce. His great-great-great-great-great granddaughter was Barbara Pierce, who later married and became Barbara Bush.See, sucking at president was in W's DNA. Just found out that our firm "retreat" will be in Boca Raton. Disappointment-face. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Just found out that our firm "retreat" will be in Boca Raton. Disappointment-face.I'm sure there's a jew/lawyer joke here somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,751 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Nice work. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Hey, did I ever show you this?Power tools! Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I'm sure there's a jew/lawyer joke here somewhere.with some sort of retirement del boca vista type angle maybe. We get to work on our litigation skills though! Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I know, right? Imagine if someone from this site showed up at your door uninvited and out of the blue. Seems like that would be a story you'd have to tell.no, that doesn't sound right at all.so there's this incredibly hot girl that's on my team at work. long dark hair, dark skin, beautiful eyes, ridiculous body, I mean the whole works, and every time I see her I look her all over and my eyes invariably drift down to her left hand and the giant rock on her ring finger and I say to myself, "well yeah, you've gotta lock that down." Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 ...every time I see her I look her all over and my eyes invariably drift down to her left hand and the giant rock on her ring finger...You know, I didn't think that was where your eyes were going AT ALL. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 sometimes it's drift back up Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
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