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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Luckily, I backed out on Wednesday morning with the friend group.  Saved me from spending a thousand bucks to get kicked in the nuts.

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I already was a huge fan of Anthony Jeselnik, but his new special is crazy dark and hilarious.  Love that dude.  

 

I saw his live show from this tour in the front row in Columbus, OH, and as expected it was basically verbatim of his filmed special in Milwaukee a few months later.  A buddy was wearing a Steelers jersey so we got a shout out.

 

I think I've already rewatched this joke about 1000 times:

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Nate Bargatze concert on Friday.  I know you all want to hear my report, so be prepared.

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Iowa state is having some success at the pro level.  I'm proud of my boys, Purdy and Hali.

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Bargatze concert was good.  I saw him at the outdoor Ozark Amphitheater in southern Missouri.  Good venue.  Fun hearing all the jokes about the Ozark region.

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After years of retirement following his untimely passing, I was finally able to bring out a troll argument I developed on FCP, my very favorite troll,  my Kobe is the 8th (now 9th) Greatest Laker of all time argument. It was on a Seattle sports discord so It was a friendly audience of kobe haters, but it felt good bringing that old girl out for a spin. 

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long story but i did live in the area for almost a decade and am interested more in Seattle sports than I am in, say, Kansas City or denver sports or other teams in my region other than the Bears.

 

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That's not a surprise.  The Cyclones' arms will always be open to disgruntled Huskers.  Come on in.

 

By the way, I'm super excited for the Bears right now.  It's fun seeing them turning the corner.  Who knew a coach could be important!?

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6 hours ago, mrfritz said:

Completely forgot Jeremiah Johnson, RIP Suited. 

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On 9/16/2025 at 12:15 PM, mrfritz said:

Essay how's your mom? 

 

cancer free and loving life. thanks for asking.

 

On 10/16/2025 at 6:40 PM, MyronCope said:

I've turned my back on Nebraska Football, fwiw. 

 

 

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