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just finished up deleting friends on facebook. I asked myself, do I want this person keeping up to date with my life events? it led to a surprising amount of bloodshed. not many high school friends remain... 160 --> 58
Whew...spared in the purge.
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Whew...spared in the purge.
all of my efriends remain. I just felt weird posting updates and such when I knew that 100 or more people I hardly knew in high school and will never talk to again were reading.
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just finished up deleting friends on facebook. I asked myself, do I want this person keeping up to date with my life events? it led to a surprising amount of bloodshed. not many high school friends remain... 160 --> 58
when you defriend someone, does it send them a message or something? or do they just have to figure it out on their own?
you mean like, an espresso machine or something?
GIVE THIS MAN LOOGIE'S CORNER OFFICE
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you mean like, an espresso machine or something?
snappy.Has anyone seen the Pretenders live before? They're going to be at the casino in Aug thought about going for shits n giggles. Might even take a chick.
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Yeah, but I'm awesome at naming my own pets, as well as entertaining myself. You could name him Scott Peterson.
this was good
Well I am working full time now (which is both awesome and really crappy), so I will try to come in here and post more. I have no problems just pretending like I know everybody (and I know Guapo and Mexico as well as you can know people you have never actually met) so there you go.Ron, I am getting Dolphins season tix this year so we might have to try again but with more feeling.
Congrats and I am down, maybe
yeah, I know what she means.....but the whining is a bit odd.Most of the people pushed back have really really great job offers (150K+) and now they get paid to NOT work for 4 months to 12 months. Yes, they are only getting 33% to 50% of their salary, but they can take that money and travel the world. Thats what I would do anyway.If you have crushing student loan debt then I understand why you would want to get working right away.....but I would kill to get paid 60K to do NOTHING for a year.
Keep talking about that kind of salary and quality of jobs and Sal will kill himself
me and the lady friend broke up. since I was here first, I got dibs.
sucks man, sorry
Awful.It's not exceedingly gay until Mexi stops in and promises to fuck one of us in the ear. Or until I tell a story about sleeping in the same bed with my college friends. Which we did in Philly a few months ago. Three deep, also known as Tres Hombres.
can I pick the ear?
That is why my facebook profile photo is a picture of my dog with a cone on its head. Employers will never know for sure if it is me.(who am I kidding, I am the most boring 27 year old on the planet, been married for two years and there is almost no objectionable content on my sparse facebook page)
says the guy that looooooves the wacky weed
just finished up deleting friends on facebook. I asked myself, do I want this person keeping up to date with my life events? it led to a surprising amount of bloodshed. not many high school friends remain... 160 --> 58
God I love you. I delete people if they update their status too much or do lots of those quizzes and surveys.
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when you defriend someone, does it send them a message or something? or do they just have to figure it out on their own?
oh ok, I just figured out the answer to this. no, it doesn't send you anything.
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when you defriend someone, does it send them a message or something? or do they just have to figure it out on their own?GIVE THIS MAN LOOGIE'S CORNER OFFICE
they have to figure it out on their own. I mean, nobody I defriended is going to be hurt to realize that nerdy terdy defriended them.
snappy.
ah yes
God I love you. I delete people if they update their status too much or do lots of those quizzes and surveys.
yeah, some of my relatives have been doing that shit lately. my uncle, his wife, and his wife's one night stand prize have all friended me on facebook and I cannot figure out how I'm going to break that tie without awkwardizing family get-togethers.
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they have to figure it out on their own. I mean, nobody I defriended is going to be hurt to realize that nerdy terdy defriended them.ah yesyeah, some of my relatives have been doing that shit lately. my uncle, his wife, and his wife's one night stand prize have all friended me on facebook and I cannot figure out how I'm going to break that tie without awkwardizing family get-togethers.
Just choose to hear less about them or hide them altogether?
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this was goodCongrats and I am down, maybeKeep talking about that kind of salary and quality of jobs and Sal will kill himselfsucks man, sorrycan I pick the ear?says the guy that looooooves the wacky weedGod I love you. I delete people if they update their status too much or do lots of those quizzes and surveys.
sorry, sal.I dont let that stuff anywhere near my facebook page. And I have cut back a lot since becoming gainfully employed. Growing up. Disappointing.
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me and the lady friend broke up. since I was here first, I got dibs.
If you're available.....I'M BACK!HAI GUISE!Sup all, been busy as hell with the new job. Haven't been around much anywhere. Too busy to catch up so I just stopped popping in here altogether. Hope all are well.
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she got NWP.I've seriously been removing info and trying to de-jeff my facebook for a while now. I'm gonna go through and untag all of my pictures at some point, get everything nice and clean so potential employers aren't all up in my shit.so fucking gay that facebook pretends they have networks that keep your data secure. and even worse, you can't remove your facebook, just deactivate it.
Good idea......I speak from experience...somewhat.
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Yesterday I acquired and maxed a Juneauper Visa to get my new MacBook Pro and iPod Nano. I can't play Ultimate Bet on a Mac, though, unless I get Virtual PC. I just don't know if it's worth it.
stop. just stop.
She's a girl. I need girl name ideas. Channel your inner Shake and help a brother out.Girl names! Girl names!
ginI'm working towards being the assistant to the secretary for Loogie's corner office
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Okay, how about Amira. It means princess in some Hebrew cultures.
Come on!
Prodigal son?ryandominoes.jpgI seriously don't know if I could have done that.
Maybe he's autistic....too far?
I love bologna. Marry Poppins.
gin
I...kind of like that. Ginny. Ginster. But I like cheetos better than gin. I think. Plus Ginny would make people think that I'm more obsessed with Harry Potter than I really am. It's bad enough for them to see that I have all 7 books.
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Tonight we were listening to XM and the kids were dancing around and Rub you the right way by Johnny Gill came on, and I was singing along with it, but I inserted my wife's name into one part and she freaked out saying that it was inappropriate for the kids and hit the back button which took it to the Old School Rap station, where 2 Live Crew was playing "pop that pussy" and she dropped the remote and couldn't change it back. The irony was delicious, as pop that pussy was repeating over and over.In addition to this, my son looked at me at the dinner table and said "Suck my eye, ****"We were rolling in inappropriateness.

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Maybe he's autistic....too far?
hahaha, I thought that exact same thing. Well, actually I thought about the Scrubs episode were Dr. Cox's college buddy was in town and his son made a complex tower, while Dr. Cox's son put the bucket on his head. Dr. Cox than told him that he thought his son might be autistic and almost ruined the friendship! Alas, his buddy came around to it and his son was diagnosed with autism. Man I miss that show.
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