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Awful.It's not exceedingly gay until Mexi stops in and promises to fuck one of us in the ear. Or until I tell a story about sleeping in the same bed with my college friends. Which we did in Philly a few months ago. Three deep, also known as Tres Hombres.
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sorry to hear that, your facebook status is lying then?yeah i checked it, what of it?
yeah I don't pay attention to my facebook. apparently she doesn't either.
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I never knew Hombres was jewish for Hot
Maybe you could have asked one of the times you were at a montreal bagel shop, pretending that those doughballs could hold up to a NYC special.biiiiiiiiitch
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What did she get dibs to?
she got NWP.I've seriously been removing info and trying to de-jeff my facebook for a while now. I'm gonna go through and untag all of my pictures at some point, get everything nice and clean so potential employers aren't all up in my shit.so fucking gay that facebook pretends they have networks that keep your data secure. and even worse, you can't remove your facebook, just deactivate it.
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she got NWP.I've seriously been removing info and trying to de-jeff my facebook for a while now. I'm gonna go through and untag all of my pictures at some point, get everything nice and clean so potential employers aren't all up in my shit.so fucking gay that facebook pretends they have networks that keep your data secure. and even worse, you can't remove your facebook, just deactivate it.
That is why my facebook profile photo is a picture of my dog with a cone on its head. Employers will never know for sure if it is me.(who am I kidding, I am the most boring 27 year old on the planet, been married for two years and there is almost no objectionable content on my sparse facebook page)
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(who am I kidding, I am the most boring 27 year old on the planet, been married for two years and there is almost no objectionable content on my sparse facebook page)
High...five?
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That is why my facebook profile photo is a picture of my dog with a cone on its head. Employers will never know for sure if it is me.(who am I kidding, I am the most boring 27 year old on the planet, been married for two years and there is almost no objectionable content on my sparse facebook page)
yeah, I just have a bunch of pictures of me with beer. I don't have anything anyone would care about anyway. I still just hate the idea of some corporate dewd checkin my shit.
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she got NWP.I've seriously been removing info and trying to de-jeff my facebook for a while now. I'm gonna go through and untag all of my pictures at some point, get everything nice and clean so potential employers aren't all up in my shit.so fucking gay that facebook pretends they have networks that keep your data secure. and even worse, you can't remove your facebook, just deactivate it.
http://www.facebook.com/help/contact.php?s...=delete_account
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went through a new round of facebook friend requests today
damn, I thought we were already facebook friends. guess I missed the boat on that one.
I've seriously been removing info and trying to de-jeff my facebook for a while now. I'm gonna go through and untag all of my pictures at some point, get everything nice and clean so potential employers aren't all up in my shit.so fucking gay that facebook pretends they have networks that keep your data secure. and even worse, you can't remove your facebook, just deactivate it.
I got a weird friend request recently. never heard the name, no picture, no info except employer (big local company), school (just one word, not a real college I don't think) and that they're from my town and graduated the same year I did. yeah, not gonna be your friend there potential employer. or weirdo. one or the other.
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this actually works?
damn, I thought we were already facebook friends. guess I missed the boat on that one.I got a weird friend request recently. never heard the name, no picture, no info except employer (big local company), school (just one word, not a real college I don't think) and that they're from my town and graduated the same year I did. yeah, not gonna be your friend there potential employer. or weirdo. one or the other.
... weird. yeah, recruiters at KU have bragged to one of my previous profs about being able to infiltrate facebook despite the privacy stuff.
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t... weird. yeah, recruiters at KU have bragged to one of my previous profs about being able to infiltrate facebook despite the privacy stuff.
yeah, I try to keep everything on facebook g rated just because anybody with any computer savvyness could pretty easily get into your page. I mean, there's pictures of me drinking and stuff, but really, if an employer doesn't want to hire me if I drink, I don't want to work for them anyways. fuckin' prudes.
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High...five?
eh. I travel a ton, go to 25 pro sporting events a year, and hit up Vegas at least 3 times a year. So I have a good time.I just dont drink much anymore (I dont think I have been "drunk" in months) so I dont have lots of stupid pictures and ridiculous stories that can only come from mass alcohol consumption.Now, that I am working, I may try to go out more and drink and be social.
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I don't even know what this sentence means
It means if my liver got into a fight with your liver, my liver would triumph.Though, you might have an edge in a lung duel.
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It means if my liver got into a fight with your liver, my liver would triumph.Though, you might have an edge in a lung duel.
Oh, you are misinformed, smoking pole doesn't hurt the lungs.So you guys are back on even ground
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Sorry to hear that Jeff.If you are in a vulnerable state of mind then I would like to discuss that deal with Backes coming to me for $.50. PM me.
I might just take you up on that[does he know something you don't?]
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I DON'T WORK FOR NO FAGGOTS
this was a nice exchange. request friendship, sal. you might just cut rocketdoug in line...
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eh. I travel a ton, go to 25 pro sporting events a year, and hit up Vegas at least 3 times a year. So I have a good time.I just dont drink much anymore (I dont think I have been "drunk" in months) so I dont have lots of stupid pictures and ridiculous stories that can only come from mass alcohol consumption.Now, that I am working, I may try to go out more and drink to blunt the pain of my soul being strangled to death.
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just finished up deleting friends on facebook. I asked myself, do I want this person keeping up to date with my life events? it led to a surprising amount of bloodshed. not many high school friends remain... 160 --> 58

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It was a useful experiment for me. Once I got to the point that I could hack shit together and solve whatever problem, however inefficiently, there were some pretty nifty things I felt I could do. The syntax is still goofy. Ouch had to teach me to use the ampersand (&) for something, and I have no idea what it does. I just know when I need to reference the value in a single cell for the logical_test parameter (AM I USING THAT WORD APPROPRIATELY?) of the COUNTIF() function, I have to use that fake-ass and symbol. Ampersand. That might be a good name for a cat. His name would probably have to be "&" though. Just the symbol. Actually, even better, you could name him "+" or "@," but pronounce it Ampersand.
Wonder if my daughter would go for it?
Useless, all of you.
Okay, how about Amira. It means princess in some Hebrew cultures. This was a real frontrunner if I had a granddaughter but now that it's a boy it's back to being available. You could shorten it to Mira as in Sorvino as well.I am getting a follow up colonoscopy tommorow so I'll be up all night well, you know. I start drinking the stuff in 15 minutes andI'm at work so it should make an interesting hour ride home. I'll probably be online late if anyone wants to talk dirty. It's beenso long since I have I need the practice.
me and the lady friend broke up. since I was here first, I got dibs.
Like shotgun, you get to call it. And one of these days I will check out facebook, maybe. I do have twitter though.
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