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Yeah I just started at a midsize law firm with about 6 offices in Florida. About 50% of my graduating class is still unemployed so I consider myself very lucky. I do have to work while I study for the bar which sucks. Most people with jobs dont start until early September so they can just study and veg right now. I get to make a lot of money earlier though so I should not be whining. More opportunity to post on here as well.
I talked to my ex last night, who just graduated from U of Chicago, and she was whining about most everyone's job offers being pushed back. Congrats...aside from now having to work for the rest of your life.
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I talked to my ex last night, who just graduated from U of Chicago, and she was whining about most everyone's job offers being pushed back. Congrats...aside from now having to work for the rest of your life.
Not necessarily.
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Not necessarily.
Well, you know what I mean.
If you're feeling sentimental, you could name her Mojo.
I'm not, but whatever happened to her and geoff anyway? Did they decide that they had a better shot of making it if they stopped coming around here? Or did they break up and not want to deal with us anymore.
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Well, you know what I mean. I'm not, but whatever happened to her and geoff anyway? Did they decide that they had a better shot of making it if they stopped coming around here? Or did they break up and not want to deal with us anymore.
Strat at least has popped in a couple times. Mojo has been silent since she left America. And since strat hasn't even mentioned her name, it seems to me like her absence is willful.But we've had people drift away from the army thread as well. Meh, it happens. You can't make people love you. Just ask Sal.
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yeah, catchup took so long this morning that I couldn't finish it at home. so, being the good poster that I am, I copied all the quotes that I had already saved and emailed them to myself so I could continue at work. could be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever done.
keeping on with the mk tshirt theme, i think that maybe mk should propose a tshirt with this gem on it somehow, and then fail to wear it if someone gets around to making the shirt 3 years from now.
brag: put a trade on this morning then quite literally ran to the john where i dropped RAW BUSINESS (drank for ~10 hours yesterday then ate indian food) for a good 20-25 minutes, occasionally pausing to wipe the sweat from my brow and catch my breath. when i came back to my desk one of my co-workers was trying to work out of the position i'd put on mere minutes ago because it had already paid. this kind of thing never happens anymore. trading is ez?
i have no idea what most of this means (is it good news or bad news? your context is ambivalent) but i understood and laughed at RAW BUSINESS.
i don't know why you posted that for me. i saw it almost 2 weeks ago.
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I laughed at this and then felt a wee bit of shame for finding it funny. Grammar humor!
i know exactly what you mean. after promising to not be funny until *someone* does *something*, i had to think long and hard about posting that humdinger, but i decided i couldn't just WASTE IT
whorey mcsluterson? I'm not good at naming girls I guess.
why would speedz name his cat after your mom?
If you're feeling sentimental, you could name her Mojo.
if he was feeling REALLY sentimental, he could put the cat into a box, send it to mojo, and let her worry about naming it.
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if he was feeling REALLY sentimental, he could put the cat into a box, send it to mojo, and let her worry about naming it.
The box would have to include a diorama, and that would just be too much work. But at least the cat would be glittery!
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I talked to my ex last night, who just graduated from U of Chicago, and she was whining about most everyone's job offers being pushed back. Congrats...aside from now having to work for the rest of your life.
yeah, I know what she means.....but the whining is a bit odd.Most of the people pushed back have really really great job offers (150K+) and now they get paid to NOT work for 4 months to 12 months. Yes, they are only getting 33% to 50% of their salary, but they can take that money and travel the world. Thats what I would do anyway.If you have crushing student loan debt then I understand why you would want to get working right away.....but I would kill to get paid 60K to do NOTHING for a year.
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You can't make people love you. Just ask Sal.
Sal? Is it true?
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yeah, I know what she means.....but the whining is a bit odd.Most of the people pushed back have really really great job offers (150K+) and now they get paid to NOT work for 4 months to 12 months. Yes, they are only getting 33% to 50% of their salary, but they can take that money and travel the world. Thats what I would do anyway.If you have crushing student loan debt then I understand why you would want to get working right away.....but I would kill to get paid 60K to do NOTHING for a year.
Oh, I told her that her class was full of douchebags and I wasn't surprised that they were bitching about earning $75k to sit around on their fat, obnoxious asses. I'd be happy to take that deal.
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Sal? Is it true?
well, I don't have money either, so I wouldn't really know, but yeah. it's true.
Oh, I told her that her class was full of douchebags and I wasn't surprised that they were bitching about earning $75k to sit around on their fat, obnoxious asses. I'd be happy to take that deal.
not even gonna comment on this one.
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yeah, catchup took so long this morning that I couldn't finish it at home. so, being the good poster that I am, I copied all the quotes that I had already saved and emailed them to myself so I could continue at work. could be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever done.
Man, that trick could've saved me a lot of trouble in the past...
brag: put a trade on this morning then quite literally ran to the john where i dropped RAW BUSINESS (drank for ~10 hours yesterday then ate indian food) for a good 20-25 minutes, occasionally pausing to wipe the sweat from my brow and catch my breath. when i came back to my desk one of my co-workers was trying to work out of the position i'd put on mere minutes ago because it had already paid. this kind of thing never happens anymore. trading is ez?
I don't know what you're talking about -- except the drinking and the pooping or whatever -- but I have always liked the phrase "raw business." I always pronounce it "RawBiniss."
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went through a new round of facebook friend requests todaycongratulations jeff.. 6 months in the making.if anyone needs me I'll be at facebook.com/savvysloth

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I don't think I understand what you want. How about Little Miss Blackie Cat? And, if you get a boy cat, Darkie McSirlointip.
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