Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Since Renae and LG brushed us off, its nice to have a feminine point of view around here....other than Mex and Speedy of courseI could feign anger, but nobody would believe me. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I could feign anger, but nobody would believe me.I would, Ron. I would lie you down with your head in my lap and gently stroke your head while your told me all about how you aren't feminine, though obviously it would be hard to understand you, what with all the gurgling and gagging noises. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I would, Ron. I would lie you down with your head in my lap and gently stroke your head while your told me all about how you aren't feminine, though obviously it would be hard to understand you, what with all the gurgling and gagging noises.I don't get it, why does two straight guys, home alone for the evening, blowing each other, have to be considered gay? Shouldn't they be considered...resourceful? I mean, COME ON meSo, at my $50NL table tonight, ep raises to $1.75, standard raise, one caller, I bump to $7.25 with QQ. Big blind flats, ep raiser goes in. Pretty standard laydown, especially considering everyone was fully stacked. I laid it down. Yay for me. To date, that's my biggest preflop laydown. BB flips KK, ep raiser flips, KK. I wouldn't have gotten there, and neither would've a naked ace. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I don't get it, why does two straight guys, home alone for the evening, blowing each other, have to be considered gay? Shouldn't they be considered...resourceful?I agree wholeheartedly, and am pretty sure that if tyfgine was still around he'd have something pretty funny to say right about now.So, at my $50NL table tonight, ep raises to $1.75, standard raise, one caller, I bump to $7.25 with QQ. Big blind flats, ep raiser goes in. Pretty standard laydown, especially considering everyone was fully stacked. I laid it down. Yay for me. To date, that's my biggest preflop laydown. BB flips KK, ep raiser flips, KK. I wouldn't have gotten there, and neither would've a naked ace.Nicely done. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I agree wholeheartedly, and am pretty sure that if tyfgine was still around he'd have something pretty funny to say right about now.Nicely done.I checked my email, where I had that post of his pics. He removed them from his hosting site. Boooooand thanks. I played nearly 350 hand for a $3 profit. I need more patience or bigger balls. I was down two buy in and grinded back to just above even. That's something. I think I'm missing bets. I've found that I haven't been getting paid off as much as I'd like. Oh stop it, nobody cares about poker. You stop it, this is a poker site. Go eff yourself you tubby bitch. Whatever, fatty. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Since Renae and LG brushed us off, its nice to have a feminine point of view around here....other than Mex and Speedy of courseIt's totally the other way around. Me = Jeepster. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I could feign anger, but nobody would believe me.I try to add in something once in a while to see if you guys are paying attentionI need more patience or bigger balls. I was down two buy in and grinded back to just above even. That's something. I think I'm missing bets. I've found that I haven't been getting paid off as much as I'd like. Oh stop it, nobody cares about poker. You stop it, this is a poker site. Go eff yourself you tubby bitch. Whatever, fatty.Probably more patience, but Ill leave it to the resident experts to decide....In other news, I just got off the phone with ShaneHe visited a local Subway earlier this evening and this took place...."Gimme a foot long on wheat"(ugly gal behind counter slaps meat on the bread and hands it off to another)"What would you like on that, sir?""Load the bastard down""Excuse me?""Throw the works on honey""I wont tolerate that language in here, sir""I dont speak Chinese, sister....just gimme the fuckin loaded sammy....maybe the guy behind me can whisper sweet nothins in Russian to ya""Im going to ask you to leave now, sir""The hell you are.... my brother owns this joint.....in fact, just march your young ass right out of here right fuckin now"(silence throughout the establishment)"Hop along, sweet-tits.... Marty will have your last check ready in the morning"The girl took off her clear plastic gloves, went in the back, got her purse and stomped out the doorWhile the remaining two employees finished Shanes sandwich, the guy behind him asked him if he was a co-owner with his brother..."Nah... I made it up, my brother dont have the sense to own a business.... we did some work for Marty a few years ago....Im just glad he still owns the joint"My phone will be turned off again for a few daysIt's totally the other way around. Me = Jeepster.Dont make me hunt down the sickie road trip toon....Ok dammit... I even updated it Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 MiKey, Erin Andrews on the tv currently.Did you listen to her podcast with Bill Simmons? Nothing earth shattering, but wankable.Guap, it'll work out, one way or another. Here's a One Tree Hill inspired tribute for yaGod I love her. The way she talks off air is so so hot.The girl took off her clear plastic gloves, went in the back, got her purse and stomped out the doorI hope to one day do something that awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm still embarrassed about the whole thing 13 years later.I have turned down sex with drunken women before, and I'm always embarrassed about it, too.I had a good laugh at this, mostly because I can't believe I still remember that clip from when it first came out, and how the voice-over actor is also The Brain.About 2 and a half years ago, right after I stopped drinking -- I remember the time-frame, since I was at my parents house over the Holidays -- the phrase "green penis" popped into my head, and I found the youtube clip. I laughed until I cried.When I was in 6th grade, my current best friend and roommate -- who is currently drunk and shouting "SHORT STACK FAGGOTS" -- quoted that line to me in our Science class. He was weird then, and weird now. I checked my email, where I had that post of his pics. He removed them from his hosting site. Boooooand thanks. I played nearly 350 hand for a $3 profit. I need more patience or bigger balls. I was down two buy in and grinded back to just above even. That's something. I think I'm missing bets. I've found that I haven't been getting paid off as much as I'd like. Oh stop it, nobody cares about poker. You stop it, this is a poker site. Go eff yourself you tubby bitch. Whatever, fatty.If you want some advice, post a couple hands. There are probably some well above average players that post here. I'm not one of them, but I will respond the most because I am the boredest. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 It's totally the other way around. Me = Jeepster. My phone will be turned off again for a few daysgood thing they make the sandwiches right in front of you huh? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 If you lurk here -- if you read semi-regularly, but post infrequently or never -- just post a little something -- preferably telling me how awesome or smart or physically attractive I am -- to let us know you're reading. I'm simply very curious, because that's odd and foreign to me. If I find something interesting, I almost always make an effort to get inside. The people here were funny and interesting, so I hopped in and said hello one day. I think. Actually, I have NO IDEA how I started posting here. It's like birth, or something; nobody remembers it.i lurk a little. something. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I think I'm adopting a cat today. She's been up for adoption from the local shelter at my hospital for almost a week now, and I snuck her home this weekend for a few nights while my cat-hating roommate was away. She's a lot of fun, really sweet, and waaaay too skinny, just the way I like 'em. She's a slightly rare orange female (most fully orange cats are male)...she has this crazy long thin body that makes her look like a cheetah when she's stalking her toys. Apparently she's a good mouser too, like most skinny cats, since at her foster home she caught a bunch and ripped them to shreds. She had a litter of kittens a few months ago, so Sal would like her, and her picture on the shelter site is suitable smug, so at least mk and wang would like her. I should know by tonight if I'm officially taking her...I just need to make the final decision, since it'll be a bit annoying to deal with for a few months before I get into my new place.I'll have to keep her boarded at work for 2 and a half more weeks, then have her live in my parents basement with me for a month, and then finally we'd be at my apartment. I feel like that would be a bit stressful for her, but in the end I guess it's only a couple more weeks stuck in a cage, and she might be stuck there anyways if nobody else adopted her. The other issue is that having a pet will make my life a bit harder in terms of the flexibility of my schedule and my opportunities in fostering kittens and dogs (it'll still be possible, I'll just have to be more picky), but I think that having a buddy will ultimately be good for me, since I'm living alone and will be spending a ton of time at home, studying. I might have to get her a friend at some point, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.The best thing about her is that she likes to snooze. I hit the snooze button about 10 times every morning (on average), and when she was here she would get up at each alarm, stretch, walk over, lie on my chest or next to me, purr, get pet, then hop away when I fell asleep. Then the alarm would go off again in 10 minutes and we'd repeat the process. It was actually helpful in getting me to wake up faster. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 She wants to try "holistic" crap first, and my worry is that she will take too long to come to a decision and it will have taken hold of her again. MiKey, Erin Andrews on the tv currently.Did you listen to her podcast with Bill Simmons? Nothing earth shattering, but wankable. eg - i mean obviously the holistic stuff isn't going to cure her, but don't dismiss it. acupuncture and the like can really help people going through chemo in terms of the pain they feel. one of my really close friends is a healer; i'd be happy to ask her to write you something if you have doubts. ronnay - i don't watch tv, text me when these things happens for fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 one of my really close friends is a healerI worry about anyone that calls themselves that. Acupuncturist, fine. Chiropracter, sure. Acupressurist, I guess, whatever. But "healer" makes me think of new-agey wackjobs that have no real qualifications and "heal" people by waving their hands around and asking the Great Spirit to yada yada yada. I'm not saying your friend is that, just making a comment on that title. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I worry about anyone that calls themselves that. Acupuncturist, fine. Chiropracter, sure. Acupressurist, I guess, whatever. But "healer" makes me think of new-agey wackjobs that have no real qualifications and "heal" people by waving their hands around and asking the Great Spirit to yada yada yada. I'm not saying your friend is that, just making a comment on that title.i agree, i just didn't really know what to call her.. she is a fully licensed acupuncturist and all that jazz and went to school for this for ~4 years; she's as legit as one can be at this type of thing in this country. she shares an office with an MD in a hospital here. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I think she looks precious. She does have a little smug grin. My kids want a cat. I know there are a gazillion cats out there needing homes, but I'm pretty sure one pet is all we can handle. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I think she looks precious. She does have a little smug grin. My kids want a cat. I know there are a gazillion cats out there needing homes, but I'm pretty sure one pet is all we can handle.Good looking dog.You should get a cat...they're really so easy to own. When my dad found out I might be bringing a cat to their house for a month:Dad: Is it a fat hairy one? Your uncle has huge gross cats, I don't want one of those in my house.Speedz: She's 7 pounds and has short hair.Dad: Do you have to, like, put a leash on it and take it for walks? he wasn't kidding...he literally knows nothing about catsSpeedz: Nope, she'll be fine staying in the basement.Dad: Well, does it go in the litter box.Speedz: Every time.Dad: What about feeding it?Speedz: You don't have to worry about measuring out food and giving it to her at the same time every day. She's a skinny cat and will self-regulate as long as there's always food and water out there for her.Dad: Well, so...ok. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 eg - i mean obviously the holistic stuff isn't going to cure her, but don't dismiss it. acupuncture and the like can really help people going through chemo in terms of the pain they feel. one of my really close friends is a healer; i'd be happy to ask her to write you something if you have doubts.MK - I am willing to listen to anything at this point. The more info the better. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 MK - I am willing to listen to anything at this point. The more info the better.i just sent her an email and will pm you her response<3 Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Good looking dog.You should get a cat...they're really so easy to own. When my dad found out I might be bringing a cat to their house for a month:Dad: Is it a fat hairy one? Your uncle has huge gross cats, I don't want one of those in my house.Speedz: She's 7 pounds and has short hair.Dad: Do you have to, like, put a leash on it and take it for walks? he wasn't kidding...he literally knows nothing about catsSpeedz: Nope, she'll be fine staying in the basement.Dad: Well, does it go in the litter box.Speedz: Every time.Dad: What about feeding it?Speedz: You don't have to worry about measuring out food and giving it to her at the same time every day. She's a skinny cat and will self-regulate as long as there's always food and water out there for her.Dad: Well, so...ok.Is it a fat hairy one? Hahahaha. I'm not sure why, but that cracked me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 MK - I am willing to listen to anything at this point. The more info the better.Have you called Cancer Treatment Centers of America? I know they run commercials on tv, which sounded fishy to me, but my friend's mom had a really positive experience with them. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 heading to cubs/sox at wrigley wheeeeeee go sox, although i really don't care this year cuz both teams are poo. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I went to the dog park and there were no new posts to read when I returned. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I adopted the cat. I need help thinking of names...right now there's only one possibility.Coworker: She's very cute.Speedz: Yeah, I think she looks like a little cheetah.Coworker: Cheeto?Speedz: Cheetah.So "Cheeto" is the only name in the running for now. She does kind of look like a cheeto. Is it a fat hairy one? Hahahaha. I'm not sure why, but that cracked me up.Yeah, it looked funny when I typed it, but it's really what he said. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I went to the dog park and there were no new posts to read when I returned.Yeah...it seems like almost everyone has mostly given up on the sick thread. Oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
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