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This has the makings of one of the greatest things in the history of life. You need to take that copy and put it in a safe-deposit box somewhere. Could be very, very valuable. Or mail it to me. I've always wanted to destroy evidence.
I bet Adam would have some good recommendations on how to hide the evidence without needing to destroy it.Wait...where has Adam been lately? Has he killed himself and hid his own body?
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her head is gonna explode.there is nothing formal at all to my knowledge. I'm sure its just precautionary. subject change.I don't know any gay people I don't think. kind of depresses me. I can be a friend to the gay.

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subject change.I don't know any gay people I don't think. kind of depresses me. I can be a friend to the gay.
I as well have no gay friends. I have worked with many gay people and hung out with them after work but we never became great friends to the point of staying in touch (heh) with them.
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I bet Adam would have some good recommendations on how to hide the evidence without needing to destroy it.Wait...where has Adam been lately? Has he killed himself and hid his own body?
classic.He makes himself some cement shoes. Takes a bus to Michigan the land of 10,000 lakes, buys some cement and a spear gun. Makes himself some cement shoes, drops himself in the lake, gets to the bottom, shoots himself in the chest with the speargone. Game over.
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classic.He makes himself some cement shoes. Takes a bus to Michigan the land of 10,000 lakes, buys some cement and a spear gun. Makes himself some cement shoes, drops himself in the lake, gets to the bottom, shoots himself in the chest with the speargone. Game over.
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her head is gonna explode.there is nothing formal at all to my knowledge. I'm sure its just precautionary. subject change.I don't know any gay people I don't think. kind of depresses me. I can be a friend to the gay.
Creepiest. Thing. Ever. At least when I imagine you saying it. "I can... I can be a friend to the gay...?"I have a few gay friends, and they're all a riot. I lived in Ann Arbor for a while and there's a pretty sizeable gay population there. People used to think I was gay a lot, so I end up randomly meeting gay guys a lot. The weirdest thing ever...I played in a weekly game in Ann Arbor (2/5 NL, 8/16 LHE round by round, weird game), and the best player by far was this flamingly homosexual kid named Kevin. I mean, poker is such a MASCULINE game, so aggresive. Can you imagine this flamer just killing everyone? "Aces up... bitches!" It was so weird. He was a nice guy, but he just ran the game over. He was sooo fey, but he was 3-bet/capping and moving in over the top in big pots with two overs and gutshots... just strange.
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I as well have no gay friends. I have worked with many gay people and hung out with them after work but we never became great friends to the point of staying in touch (heh) with them.
allow me to restate. I'm pretty sure I haven't even had a converstation with a gay person in years, besides the guy I had some training with. Like, ever. I wanna be gay friendly.(besides the bi-sexual woman I was married to, but that was only when she was drunk)the courier chick that pick up our work has a good body. She wore a tight shirt friday and had some huge cans. Me likey. She's probably an immigrant. I should dangle that passport of mine like a carrot
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classic.He makes himself some cement shoes. Takes a bus to Michigan the land of 10,000 lakes, buys some cement and a spear gun. Makes himself some cement shoes, drops himself in the lake, gets to the bottom, shoots himself in the chest with the speargone. Game over.
That's so Adam.Lori, can't you keep posting here and just be careful?
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Hey. Best of luck. If you need anything, feel free to delete the whole THREAD for all I care. It's not like we can't just start over from page one or anything. I'm sure everyone else feels the exact same. Real life edges out fake life by a nose.Wang
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Take care Lori - although I don't know you as well as others in this thread, I can tell that you have a great heart and have been a great friend to many of the folks here.I wish you the best and hope that everything works out for you.

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is this what its gonna be like when I work for you? And can you in good conscience actually reccomend me for a job knowing I have 12k posts on a poker forum, 95% came during work hours? I'm 50% serious. Besides, just hook me up with a job with no internet, aka no temptation.
I need a PR man....seriouslyGimme a few months... I've got something in mind for you
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Hey. Best of luck. If you need anything, feel free to delete the whole THREAD for all I care. It's not like we can't just start over from page one or anything. I'm sure everyone else feels the exact same. Real life edges out fake life by a nose.Wang
QFT, we made it to the new year to spite Caleb, why not start fresh?
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Thanks guys for not quoting that and for being understanding.And Matt, I'll pop in and let you guys know whats going on with me from time to time, but its just best that I leave completely. My kids are my entire world, and I wont jeopardize them for anything. There are already far too many jokes about me (which never bothered me) but staying, Im just opening up a new can of worms for any of those who dont have enough respect for me to see this is a serious situation.Anyway, I'll still be on AIM and MSN, so its not like Im disappearing forever.

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I had a lesbian girlfriend. She was fun, until she left me for another guy (?), married him (??), and then cheated on her husband/got remarried/had kids with another guy(???). And we never once had a hot threesome.I'm not so sure she was a lesbian at all anymore, come to think about it...Is there any way to search my many thousand posts by size? I'd like to save any of my posts with more than, say, 100 words before the black hole swallows them.

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I'm ok with deleting the whole thread...but the douche doesn't actually want the kids full time. He's just trying to get under your skin and/or use them as a bargaining chip.

I had a lesbian girlfriend. She was fun, until she left me for another guy (?), married him (??), and then cheated on her husband/got remarried/had kids with another guy(???). And we never once had a hot threesome.
Worst lesbian ever.
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Just to cover my tracks a little, because I suspect that my abnormal timing has struck again....I have no copy.whew... Sorry about the problems Lori.... Keep your chin up. Everything will turn out ok... Let me know if there is anything you need... I can have a case of Corona on your front porch in less than 2 hours.A friend of mine flys charter on Champion Air from there to Vegas twice a week... or did... I'll have to check for sure.

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I'm ok with deleting the whole thread...but the douche doesn't actually want the kids full time. He's just trying to get under your skin and/or use them as a bargaining chip.
Yeah, I am on board with this as well. We can just start anew and make a rule against discussing lori.
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Yeah, I am on board with this as well. We can just start anew and make a rule against discussing lori.
Or we could start anew after we (in this soon to be deleted thread) choose a nickname for Lori so we can still discuss her.How about...Shmori?
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I don't write my blog for you mrdannygay. p.s. can I get 10 vag points please?
i'm really not able to judge that kind of thing.
why no, you don't sound like a stalker at all
i wish i was good enough with computers to do something funny here, like take one of the pictures of you and edit it to show hundreds of pictures of LG all over your room.one can dream...Best wishes of course to Lori as well. Hope things come together for you in real life, and your vivacious self is back here in no time.
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