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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm ok with deleting the whole thread...but the douche doesn't actually want the kids full time. He's just trying to get under your skin and/or use them as a bargaining chip.
bing bing bing.i'm hoping this is just a precautionary measure. if not, then lori should hire a technician to go through his computer. any guy, especially one in the midst of a divorce has a harddrive full of stuff in his history that would reflect a lot more negatively on him than just some jokes a woman made to some e-friends
I am going to update my blog now. I'm bored and sober, so I might as well.Gooooo shimmeringwang.blogspot.comEnter the Blogsphere for the New Year
one man CAN make a difference.

I'm pretending he is doing this because of me. Actually, I just wanted an excuse to test this "spoiler" thingy.

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Hey DNA... Can you delete my posts in here for the day?I just realized that I made the first post about the copies before any of this came to light... It would be hard for me to prove this all a joke, if you know what I mean....Thanks

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Hey DNA... Can you delete my posts in here for the day?I just realized that I made the first post about the copies before any of this came to light... It would be hard for me to prove this all a joke, if you know what I mean....Thanks
dont worry, it's fine. i'll testify in the court of law that your an entire account is a joke account
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Hey. Best of luck. If you need anything, feel free to delete the whole THREAD for all I care. It's not like we can't just start over from page one or anything. I'm sure everyone else feels the exact same. Real life edges out fake life by a nose.Wang
Apology accepted, cuntrag.
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dont worry, it's fine. i'll testify in the court of law that your an entire account is a joke account
yes the courts love and trust testimony from felons
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No to change the subject.... but does anyone else think of "Poker for Dummies" when you look at the new pic of DN at the top???It got my attention for some reason... hmmmTHATS IT!!! IM GOIN DRINKING!

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Is it bad to start the New Year off that will be a year of eating good food by going to BK and getting a Whopper w/cheese, Onion Rings, and a Coke?I could have ordered the Triple Whopper. But I didn't as you can see.

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Is it bad to start the New Year off that will be a year of eating good food by going to BK and getting a Whopper w/cheese, Onion Rings, and a Coke?I could have ordered the Triple Whopper. But I didn't as you can see.
Did the Whopper have lettuce and tomatoes on it? If so, all 4 food groups are solidly represented, so I'd commend you on your choice.
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Did the Whopper have lettuce and tomatoes on it? If so, all 4 food groups are solidly represented, so I'd commend you on your choice.
No tomatoes, but it did have Onions. And I had them add mustard.
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No tomatoes, but it did have Onions. And I had them add mustard.
Ahhh, a little yellow die #5 in there as well. The unofficial 5th food group. Congrats on starting the New Year off right!
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Apology accepted, cuntrag.
(Wang looks around, confused)Wait a second, did I apologize?(Wang becomes more confused)Wait, what did I do that required an apology from a normal person?(Wang closes eyes and bobs head like an autistic)Wait, what?
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I bet Adam would have some good recommendations on how to hide the evidence without needing to destroy it.Wait...where has Adam been lately? Has he killed himself and hid his own body?
Triiilllll.
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Goddamn it. Late again. I should stop sleeping until 5pm every day.
Anyway, I'll still be on AIM and MSN, so its not like Im disappearing forever.
I'll have to find out there, because I still have no idea what's going on
How about...Shmori?
I was thinking Velori. Kind of an ode to the person as well as those hip sweatsuits.
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Anybody ever played Final Fantasy II (the American version for SNES)? Well, when you go underground and get to fuck around with the Dwarves, they always say, "Lolli-ho!" That's my new catchphrase."Lolli-ho!"Wang

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Okay, I just spent waaaaaaaay too much time searching for and copying my stories to a word document. Anybody remember any good posts that I've made?Good to delete the thread now, IFAIAC. But will my post thread be diminished if you do? Something like 3/4 of my total posts have been in here, and I am very proud of my post count.

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Anybody ever played Final Fantasy II (the American version for SNES)? Well, when you go underground and get to fuck around with the Dwarves, they always say, "Lolli-ho!" That's my new catchphrase."Lolli-ho!"Wang
Good lord, I'm imagining the conversations between you and your brother and they're hysterical."wamp WAMP these chips are trilllll.""I are serious cat.""Lolli-ho!"
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Okay, I just spent waaaaaaaay too much time searching for and copying my stories to a word document. Anybody remember any good posts that I've made?Good to delete the thread now, IFAIAC. But will my post thread be diminished if you do? Something like 3/4 of my total posts have been in here, and I am very proud of my post count.
This whole thing reminds me of fight club for some reason.If the thread gets deleted, we all go back to <2k posts and chaos will ensue. Then we all take our shirts off and roll around on the floor.
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I bet I have close to 600-700 posts in this thread.
I just looked, and I think I have around 1400.For the record, I don't really care if the thread gets deleted or not. I actually still am relatively in the dark about this, but I'm gathering whatever it is, is being kept quiet. From what I've seen though, it's serious stuff, so whatever you gays feel is best, I'm down with.Sorry, I just have to...cb38cb5004473ea6ba5e8f8c2f602940.jpg
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I just looked, and I think I have around 1400.For the record, I don't really care if the thread gets deleted or not. I actually still am relatively in the dark about this, but I'm gathering whatever it is, is being kept quiet. From what I've seen though, it's serious stuff, so whatever you gays feel is best, I'm down with.Sorry, I just have to...cb38cb5004473ea6ba5e8f8c2f602940.jpg
Hi Kitty!
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