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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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When you go to the forum index, next to the thread name there's the number of posts in that thread. Click it, and you'll see the number of posts per person from highest to lowest.
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Or we could start anew after we (in this soon to be deleted thread) choose a nickname for Lori so we can still discuss her.How about...Shmori?
I'm for Lori L. no no, wait.... L. Lolli. No one will ever know.Best of luck, Lori. Won't be the same.
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Sweet!I gotta pee.
Frickin' Hobbes and frickin' Habs are both on top of me, despite having not posted in ages.On the bright side losing lolli means I'm now in the top ten!
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Frickin' Hobbes and frickin' Habs are both on top of me, despite having not posted in ages.On the bright side losing lolli means I'm now in the top ten!
Not if the whole thread goes...We all go back to zero.. choas!
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1000123nz7.th.jpgI'm retarded, but the above link is a picture of my brother and his friends from Prom last year. I'm convinced it's the tallest group of people ever to attend a highschool formal in the same group. My brother (pick him out, if ye dare) is about 6'6" in barefeet.If someone knows how to be smart, feel free to just post this in the thread for me...Wang
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1000123nz7.th.jpgI'm retarded, but the above link is a picture of my brother and his friends from Prom last year. I'm convinced it's the tallest group of people ever to attend a highschool formal in the same group. My brother (pick him out, if ye dare) is about 6'6" in barefeet.If someone knows how to be smart, feel free to just post this in the thread for me...Wang
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This whole thing reminds me of fight club for some reason.If the thread gets deleted, we all go back to <2k posts and chaos will ensue. Then we all take our shirts off and roll around on the floor.
Luckily I've been hoarding gasoline and cigarettes ever since the Messiah said the thread wouldn't make it into the new year.
Why hasn't this been deleted yet?
I was wondering what was taking you so long to show up. Happy New Year
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Luckily I've been hoarding gasoline and cigarettes ever since the Messiah said the thread wouldn't make it into the new year.
I have about 35-40 cans of chef boyardee ravioli that should hold me over. Now we just need to hope someone's been hoarding lube and anal beads.
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I have about 35-40 cans of chef boyardee ravioli that should hold me over. Now we just need to hope someone's been hoarding lube and anal beads.
If you eat nothing but Chey Boyardee Ravioli, you won't need any lube; you'll have enough anal leakage to compensate.
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I still gotta pee. Damn empty apartment is about 500 yrds away and I just don't feel like going all the way over there. Sure hope the water is turned on in that apartment.

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Hey, good news. I just got a call from that chick I met at the tanning salon. I'm going to meet up with her at her place in a few minutes.Think I'm gonna try and channel MisterB while I'm over there. Wish the wangman luck

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Hey, good news. I just got a call from that chick I met at the tanning salon. I'm going to meet up with her at her place in a few minutes.Think I'm gonna try and channel MisterB while I'm over there. Wish the wangman luck
I was originally going to make fun of you for this, until I realized that 90% of girls that go to tanning salons are hot.If she works at the tanning salon, even better, because about 98% of girls employed in tanning salons are ridiculously hot. Also, better tan = more contrast for the spunk/forehead mural.
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i like ricker, but i am cracking up at that thread. i know my standards are way too pornstarish for reality, but those girls are not hot. tail is tail, especially when you're moving over 3 bills, but there's a line between optimism and reality.obviously i'd hit all 3 and never look back, but i'm a sad, pathetic little man.

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i like ricker, but i am cracking up at that thread. i know my standards are way too pornstarish for reality, but those girls are not hot. tail is tail, especially when you're moving over 3 bills, but there's a line between optimism and reality.obviously i'd hit all 3 and never look back, but i'm a sad, pathetic little man.
No offense to ricker as I am not one to judge, well that is not true but you know what I mean, I find the first girl repulsive. 2nd girl maybe if I could cover that hideous face, and the third girl is not looking too great but hard to tell. She looks fat but it could be the water distorting that.I am picky though. But I can say that I for sure would pass on doing the first 2.
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