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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Just a friendly reminder...probably should watch your P's and Q's around here.
Hey, if ppl are throwing accusations and insults at me. Don't whine when I simply reply to your obvious direct posts. Yet, there the ones supposedly "leading the example" give me a break!I mind my own buis. FCP is a Community.enough said.
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If I wanted discuss any matter with you I would be a Man and send you a IM, and not be a person who lacks judgment or sense to repeatedly show his Hypocrisy. By stating that no one replies and to get a "hint" yet does the very thing he professes no one to do, that is "Replying to my Posts." I could post, whenever, wherever I please. Seriously. You're a Joke!Please don't reply to any of my posts.
1- I didn't realize PM'ing is more manly then posting about it in a thread. I'm new at this whole internet thing, please excuse me. 2- I guess you didn't learn the language too well did you?3- Not for much longer.
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1- I didn't realize PM'ing is more manly then posting about it in a thread. I'm new at this whole internet thing, please excuse me. 2- I guess you didn't learn the language too well did you?3- Not for much longer.
Apparently you don't understand English. When I stated clearly, and directly to you that "Please don't' reply to my post's"Okay. Mr. Wong! Got it? Get it!? Good!p.s. This dude is even checking out my FCP Profile!scaryyy... :club:
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Hey, if ppl are throwing accusations and insults at me. Don't whine when I simply reply to your obvious direct posts. Yet, there the ones supposedly "leading the example" give me a break!I mind my own buis. FCP is a Community.enough said.
Umm, no you don't. You know you arent going to be welcome in here with open arms, yet you still continue to stir up drama any chance you get.I would suggest you find your way back to general poker before you find yourself without an account to post with.
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C-Dub, just let it go. Who really cares about this guy?
Sorry, I tend to get annoyed when kids from the Christian Children's Fund commercials keep wandering in here to annoy everyone despite multiple warnings from everyone and their mother.That was a cheap shot, oh well. I'm done now.edit: after seeing the post at the bottom of the last page, I take that back. One ethnic comment deserves another.
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Umm, no you don't. You know you arent going to be welcome in here with open arms, yet you still continue to stir up drama any chance you get.I would suggest you find your way back to general poker before you find yourself without an account to post with.
"it takes 2 to tangle"you're right, to an extent. Yet I'm going to defend myself when others that supposedly are "leading by example" attempt to flame me.btw I'm not expecting, nor never expected to be welcomed with "open arms" I just post, reply, and go on with life. Its all shits and giggles for me! apparently to others its there...LIFE! I won! :club:
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"it takes 2 to tangle"you're right, to an extent. Yet I'm going to defend myself when others that supposedly are "leading by example" attempt to flame me.btw I'm not expecting, nor never expected to be welcomed with "open arms" I just post, reply, and go on with life. Its all shits and giggles for me! apparently to others its there...LIFE! I won! :club:
I thought it was two to tango? CW: Ouch.
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"it takes 2 to tangle"you're right, to an extent. Yet I'm going to defend myself when others that supposedly are "leading by example" attempt to flame me.btw I'm not expecting, nor never expected to be welcomed with "open arms" I just post, reply, and go on with life. Its all shits and giggles for me! apparently to others its there...LIFE! I won! :club:
I've never used the Ignore feature, but I think I'll start now.
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I've never used the Ignore feature, but I think I'll start now.
This is actually the guy that came in a while ago and started insulting lori for no apparent reason. Keith took care of the problem, temporarily.Played about 6 hours of poker tonight for a total profit of $5. I wouldn't normally care because a few of the guys were friends from high school, but I showed up and they all insisted on playing a $5 tournament. I learned my lesson.
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Apparently you don't understand English. When I stated clearly, and directly to you that "Please don't' reply to my post's"Okay. Mr. Wong! Got it? Get it!? Good!p.s. This dude is even checking out my FCP Profile!scaryyy... :club:
"it takes 2 to tangle"you're right, to an extent. Yet I'm going to defend myself when others that supposedly are "leading by example" attempt to flame me.btw I'm not expecting, nor never expected to be welcomed with "open arms" I just post, reply, and go on with life. Its all shits and giggles for me! apparently to others its there...LIFE! I won! :D
just sayinand wang, you didn't bring a condom? did you not read my story about the possibility of the impregnation of my ex? oh wait, you actually had self control and didn't have sex. how does that work again?
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This is actually the guy that came in a while ago and started insulting lori for no apparent reason. Keith took care of the problem, temporarily.Played about 6 hours of poker tonight for a total profit of $5. I wouldn't normally care because a few of the guys were friends from high school, but I showed up and they all insisted on playing a $5 tournament. I learned my lesson.
I re-read my post. This sounds bitchy. I like hanging out with these guys, but it pissed me off that everyone wanted to play a $5 tournament. Why include the cards and chips if what you really want to do is just watch TV? One of my least favorite things about home games is having to repeatedly ask people to act on their hands when they are clearly more interested in watching Sports Center.
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I re-read my post. This sounds bitchy. I like hanging out with these guys, but it pissed me off that everyone wanted to play a $5 tournament. Why include the cards and chips if what you really want to do is just watch TV? One of my least favorite things about home games is having to repeatedly ask people to act on their hands when they are clearly more interested in watching Sports Center.
and then having them get mad when you ask them to pay attention. I'm with you man. thats one of the main reasons I don't play poker any more. friggin annoying.
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I fell asleep last night thinking how stupid I was for not asking Wang the obvious question about his night...Did you drop the Wang Rockets on her grill?
from my vantage point in the bushes, it looks like he spackled his own belly.Ok, I wasn't really watching outside the bushes, but if he gave her a Greg Odenesque facial, he woulda wrote about it, if she guzzled it like my Expedition guzzles gas, he woulda wrote about it. Therefore, ergo, in summary, she felt the balls get tight, stopped sucking, jerked him to conclusion throwing in the extra head manipulation that women do because they know how sensitive it is. It makes them giggle. Speaking of which, my last sexual escapades haven't generated me any real great head. You know, porn star head. Lots of spit, taking the load on the enamel or on the epiglottis. I gotta stop watching porn. Damn you MDG.Ok, I've really got nothing. I may do some work today.
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Unfortunately, I didn't have a condom on me
Decidedly un-trill. Pmaw Pmaw.Someone needs to tell Knight_Owl that he's pretty bad at being funny and/or insulting. I'd tell him, but I don't wanna.
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Decidedly un-trill. Pmaw Pmaw.Someone needs to tell Knight_Owl that he's pretty bad at being funny and/or insulting. I'd tell him, but I don't wanna.
I'm pretty sure its in the moderators hand book that I can issue a warning for not being funny. I'll check the by-laws
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I'm pretty sure its in the moderators hand book that I can issue a warning for not being funny. I'll check the by-laws
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar good moderator sexy mustachioed motherfucker.
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