JSHamm

So, yeah, I grew a beard and started wearing watches again. Anyway, gall bladder is weird; mostly because it's one word - hereto gallbladder. My wife recently had issues with hers. Something about sludge build up but what I'm really thinking is it's my "manhood" finding a safe haven to hide out and eventually impregnate her after I die from crippling heart disease. It'll be nice to stress her out from the grave

Wrong. No one counts how many trips to the salad bar you make or how gregarious you are with the blue cheese ladle.

Gene Hackman is the bees knees. Roomed with Dustin Hoffman at one point I hear.

Seemed the most apropos...meh.

attaboy...and I never protest too much, just enough to make it slightly uncomfortable. safe words and all.

meh, too easy but I like taking a swing at slow lobs.

Yes, yes you are.

best WednesdayNightLastCall3:00am advice ever.

I got drunk one night and ordered 3 of the 28oz 6-pack of Sriracha chili sauce off Amazon. Now I get drunk when we have guests over and try to get them to leave with a bottle or two. I guess the moral is I like to get drunk and be generous with my sauce. Now there's a line for your online love ad.

Yeah, because that's what the ladies like...a jittering, stressed up testicular IED waiting to explode the minute his groin brushes up against a barstool. go get 'em tiger. Anyway, so this place is still a thing?

Holy hell...Mr. Sparco actually won a WSOP bracelet? I feel in some way due something like being able to rub it against my liberally mayonnaised body.

well hey hey...I've had sherlock holmes from netflix for the past 4 months and still haven't watched it. too busy catching up on history channel's Top Shot

my brain stem is atingle

This is all so very interesting. I do wish pele and mr. sparco would chime in to elevate this to the next level.

awesome, i think, simple question though. how come you took out the decimals from .45 and .31 given they are cents.Also, the 16.2*31 is 502.2 but you listed 409.2. am i missing something?