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watched talladega nights last night. it was really not funny. without john c. reilly i wouldn't have laughed...at all.
I just don't get how anybody didn't love Sacha Cohen's character. How could you, of all people, not laugh during the racing montage when he's sipping a drink and gets bumped..."You have spilled my macchiato."
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I just don't get how anybody didn't love Sacha Cohen's character.
don't get me wrong. i'd have 10,000 of his babies...he didn't get enough screen time. i laughed pretty hard when he was holding hands with ferrell and calmly mentioned that he had an erection.
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don't get me wrong. i'd have 10,000 of his babies...he didn't get enough screen time. i laughed pretty hard when he was holding hands with ferrell and calmly mentioned that he had an erection.
That was my favorite scene in the movie. I love the awkwardness of their conversations when they keep interrupting each other. I can only imagine how hilarious it was on set to see them riffing off each other.
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Zach's been playing against a table of fools for about an hour.... I told him to be patient and wait for a hand. He just woke his mother up and spilled my beer... Yes, thats his account. He's none too proud of itAnother three or four hands like this and he can buy another one of those fancy skateboards PokerStars Game #7740462857: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/01/03 - 01:13:27 (ET)Table 'Sadachbia' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: jorge5555 ($26.55 in chips) Seat 2: stella500 ($28.60 in chips) Seat 3: Big Lode ($38.10 in chips) Seat 4: clifflonglll ($4.95 in chips) Seat 5: peconi ($31.20 in chips) Seat 6: nutscobra ($67.80 in chips) Seat 7: sunnyboy24 ($16.85 in chips) Seat 8: plummercrack ($36.60 in chips) Seat 9: The KoT ($16.90 in chips) plummercrack: posts small blind $0.10The KoT: posts big blind $0.25*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to plummercrack [Td Kd]jorge5555: folds stella500: folds Big Lode: calls $0.25clifflonglll: folds peconi: folds nutscobra: folds sunnyboy24: calls $0.25plummercrack: calls $0.15The KoT: checks *** FLOP *** [Qc 9d Jd]plummercrack: checks The KoT: checks Big Lode: checks sunnyboy24: bets $16.60 and is all-inplummercrack: raises $16.60 to $33.20The KoT: folds Big Lode: folds *** TURN *** [Qc 9d Jd] [Qd]plummercrack said, "ok"*** RIVER *** [Qc 9d Jd Qd] [4h]*** SHOW DOWN ***plummercrack: shows [Td Kd] (a straight flush, Nine to King)sunnyboy24: shows [8h Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)plummercrack collected $32.50 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $34.20 | Rake $1.70 Board [Qc 9d Jd Qd 4h]Seat 1: jorge5555 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: stella500 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Big Lode folded on the FlopSeat 4: clifflonglll folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: peconi folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: nutscobra folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: sunnyboy24 (button) showed [8h Qs] and lost with three of a kind, QueensSeat 8: plummercrack (small blind) showed [Td Kd] and won ($32.50) with a straight flush, Nine to KingSeat 9: The KoT (big blind) folded on the Flop
nice, gotta love the $16 jam into a $1 pot with TP no kicker.
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Wait a minute, I never got an invitation either....:slowly realizing that nobody in here likes me face:
:also waiting for invite face:
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That was my favorite scene in the movie. I love the awkwardness of their conversations when they keep interrupting each other. I can only imagine how hilarious it was on set to see them riffing off each other.
"riffing"thanks Scat Man Caruthers
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"riffing"thanks Scat Man Caruthers
I was too lazy to think of something more appropriate...the only question was who would make fun of me first. You win.I fucking love the scene in Almost Famous where the guitarist is on acid.
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watched talladega nights last night. it was really not funny. without john c. reilly i wouldn't have laughed...at all.
I just don't get how anybody didn't love Sacha Cohen's character. How could you, of all people, not laugh during the racing montage when he's sipping a drink and gets bumped..."You have spilled my macchiato."
Expectations were high but it turned out to be an ok rental (the epitome of average) - and I'm not sure what was in the unrated version that wasn't at the theatre - probably just a marketing ploy so that the public would rent it in the hopes of seeing Bibb or Adams actually flash at the camera I actually liked My super ex-girlfriend better although expectations were much lower going in but Uma/Luke did a nice job in that one.
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I will admit that I loved Talladega Nights. I love the little PSA announcements they did. I loved the dinner scene when they were arguing over which Jesus to pray to. I loved the kids. I loved Sasha. Maybe because I grew up in the racing world it changes the way I look at it. *shrugs*

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I was originally going to make fun of you for this, until I realized that 90% of girls that go to tanning salons are hot.If she works at the tanning salon, even better, because about 98% of girls employed in tanning salons are ridiculously hot. Also, better tan = more contrast for the spunk/forehead mural.
For Mexico:My girlfriend works in a tanning salon... just sayin
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I actually liked My super ex-girlfriend better
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I will admit that I loved Talladega Nights. I love the little PSA announcements they did. I loved the dinner scene when they were arguing over which Jesus to pray to. I loved the kids. I loved Sasha.
I didn't love the kids, but I agree with the rest.It was just a silly movie with funny parts. Nothing wrong with that.
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I will admit that I loved Talladega Nights. I love the little PSA announcements they did. I loved the dinner scene when they were arguing over which Jesus to pray to. I loved the kids. I loved Sasha. Maybe because I grew up in the racing world it changes the way I look at it. *shrugs*
You made that grace your bitch dad!
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For Mexico:My girlfriend works in a tanning salon... just sayin
The tubby lotion girl doesn't count, she has to be the one at the front desk.Also, aren't Tanning Salon front counter girls usually dumb as a post and recovering from being sluts in high school?I don't know why I'm giving you grief for this, I'm sure she's a lovely girl. I really have nothing better to do than to stir the pot. Besides, I'm pretty sure you take me with a pillar of salt anyway. At least you aren't like Theraflu and have your girlfriend mistaken for your daughter on a daily basis even though you are in your very early 20's. Hell, I don't even have a girlfriend, yet. 2007 is gonna change that. I'm moving to San Diego and I'm gonna bang all of Ricker's ex g/f's, on principle.I'm stunned that Andre actually watched My Super Ex. A little piece of me died when I read that and I still haven't seen Talledega Nights but I know the only part that gets me in the commercial is the "THAT JUST HAPPENED" part. That seems amusing.
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I'm stunned that Andre actually watched My Super Ex. A little piece of me died when I read that and I still haven't seen Talledega Nights but I know the only part that gets me in the commercial is the "THAT JUST HAPPENED" part. That seems amusing.
You two need to watch it again for its comic brilliance
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You two need to watch it again for its comic brilliance
again?How about I watch it just once.That being said, I can't criticize too hard, I have watched many movies that looked gay that I enjoyed.What a Girl WantsLove don't Cost a Thing (black "Can't Buy me Love")Moulin RougeChicagoNotting HillShakespeare in LoveI could go on, but I choose to stop while I have a shred of dignity.
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again?How about I watch it just once.That being said, I can't criticize too hard, I have watched many movies that looked gay that I enjoyed.What a Girl WantsLove don't Cost a Thing (black "Can't Buy me Love")Moulin RougeChicagoNotting HillShakespeare in LoveI could go on, but I choose to stop while I have a shred of dignity.
So is that like telling the judge that yes, indeed, you did drug her, rip her clothes off and stick your pee pee in her while taking pictures, but you haven't developed the film yet so it's really not rape?Seriously, I need to know :courtdateapproachingface:
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Notting Hill
Good movie.I actually thought My Super Ex would be ok. I didn't even come close to laughing once, but that's just me. To each his own.Watch Talladega Nights. Don't expect brilliance...just expect them to bring the funny.
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So is that like telling the judge that yes, indeed, you did drug her, rip her clothes off and stick your pee pee in her while taking pictures, but you haven't developed the film yet so it's really not rape?Seriously, I need to know :courtdateapproachingface:
Wait, are you telling me that kind of shennanigans, tomfoolery, ballywho is illegal?Also, I've watched Sleepless in Seattle and You've Got Mail in the span of two weeks.I did mention that I'm straight, male, and single right? Ok good.
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Wait, are you telling me that kind of shennanigans, tomfoolery, ballywho is illegal?
Matt Damon was on Inside the Actor's Studio the other night. It was a pretty good one.
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