I Called In Sick Today

[Ouch-8s 4]

$10 says it would take Matt2 less than an hour to convince this girl to let him bust a nut on her forehead.

Yeah, that's why us Catholic school boys liked to go out with Jewish girls.

[speedz99 145]

Yeah, that's why us Catholic school boys liked to go out with Jewish girls.

Really? That's why I always loved Catholic girls.I guess the grass is always greener...and so on and so forth.

[mrdannyg 274]

shalomnothing funny/interesting to say, just thought i'd applaude some nice work today on the thread. 10 penis points for everyone. except LG, who's blog i just finished reading.apparently i am that bored, especially since no one else ever updates their blog.shalom

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

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[GrinderMJ 0]

Ahh I love getting assraped in tourneys all day long. Hopefully will be playing for another 8-10 hours

[strategy 4]

nothing funny/interesting to say, just thought i'd applaude some nice work today on the thread. 10 penis points for everyone. except LG, who's blog i just finished reading.

why no, you don't sound like a stalker at all

[LadyGrey 6]

nothing funny/interesting to say, just thought i'd applaude some nice work today on the thread. 10 penis points for everyone. except LG, who's blog i just finished reading.

I don't write my blog for you mrdannygay. p.s. can I get 10 vag points please?

[Ouch-8s 4]

Really? That's why I always loved Catholic girls.I guess the grass is always greener...and so on and so forth.

You liked going out with Catholic girls because it gave you an aura of heteroality that didn't require (or have the possibility of) actual sex. We liked Jewish girls becauseOh to hell with it, I'm tired of pretending this stereotype has legs anymore. All girls are sluts, no need to bring race/religion into my misogyny.

[PACTinfo2 0]

I'm not sure. I just PM'd ron about it though. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have answers for us, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

Hi strategy,We cannot release any information on the pending relationship between PACT and the current sitiuation involving the post deletions and/or the parties in question.As always, we choose to keep you guys in the dark while trying act as if everything is "fine and dandy"Please ignore the fact that you were lied to about charter memberships, bonuses, and other such matters. We will continue to act as if nothing is wrong so long as you do. Please dont ask further questions about anything shady as they will be ignored.*We regret to inform that rake is now $5 per hand up to $.1-.2 NL and bonus points are calculated at 1BP per $1K raked*

[speedz99 145]

Oh man...I just read ricker's thread. All I'll say is I'm proud of myself.So can we get an update on this deletion stuff?

[Theraflu 1,035]

anyone remember the discussion we had last week about getting KK and seeing a flop of A-Q-Q and how much it sucks? same god damn thing. this bodog tourney i flopped bottom set in last position, with 4 people in the hand, and everyone folds to a 1/3 pot bet. then i get q-10 on a q-10-8 board with 2 spades, and i get checkraised for the pot and have to lay it down (easy fold? im not sure). i flopped a flush with 3 people in the hand and took the pot on a 2/3 pot bet, and then the kk hand. everytime i get a hand, i win nothing, and i've avoided making any bad calls so far, but this is frustrating.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

That's acceptable, though a bit small. I hope you used spit instead of lube.Ever notice the extras in the background of Braveheart? After the first battle when he is looking around there is some fantastically poor fake swordplay. One guy is just kind of twirling around for no reason.So what was the deal with the mass deletion?

so true about Braveheart

Yeah... I read about the diet. I wish you the best....But whats up with the forum?

hey, I lost 42lbs last time. Forget the part where I put 32 back on. I'm still ahead of heart failure stroke becoming a shut in the game

I know you have seen another picture of me, perhaps you forgot. Either way just imagine a 15 year old brunette chick with a dash of Jew and that's me.

I know of no picture.The artist formerly known as fat tits has retired for good from the forum. She asked me to make a goodbye post but I said she should just leave like leftygolfer and tim, never to be heard from again.I don't think she can get into why she isn't posting anymore b/c I don't know yet. Yet, hehe. Anyway, I'm sure it has something to do with her personal situation. If you really think about it, if I was going through some sort or important life thing, a lot of my life is on this board. Probably not a great idea. Screw it, I have nothing to hide or be concerned with (except all that unprotected sex) but others may.Moving on now.

[LadyGrey 6]

All girls are sluts,

I prefer the term "Cunty bitch whore".

[beans-n-icewater 18]

so true about Bravehearthey, I lost 42lbs last time. Forget the part where I put 32 back on. I'm still ahead of heart failure stroke becoming a shut in the gameI know of no picture.The artist formerly known as fat tits has retired for good from the forum. She asked me to make a goodbye post but I said she should just leave like leftygolfer and tim, never to be heard from again.I don't think she can get into why she isn't posting anymore b/c I don't know yet. Yet, hehe. Anyway, I'm sure it has something to do with her personal situation. If you really think about it, if I was going through some sort or important life thing, a lot of my life is on this board. Probably not a great idea. Screw it, I have nothing to hide or be concerned with (except all that unprotected sex) but others may.Moving on now.

wow...I guess ole "connected Beans" strikes againWho wants to purchase a hard copy of the entire forum?:thinkingofhandingoutraisesface:

[SBriand 4]

Wow, when I smoked did I stink up places like the lady who just came into my office? Jesus, it stinks like smoke in here. So glad I quit.

[speedz99 145]

The artist formerly known as fat tits has retired for good from the forum. She asked me to make a goodbye post but I said she should just leave like leftygolfer and tim, never to be heard from again.I don't think she can get into why she isn't posting anymore b/c I don't know yet. Yet, hehe. Anyway, I'm sure it has something to do with her personal situation. If you really think about it, if I was going through some sort or important life thing, a lot of my life is on this board. Probably not a great idea. Screw it, I have nothing to hide or be concerned with (except all that unprotected sex) but others may.Moving on now.

yikes. divorces are fun. i didn't realize that we can request all our posts be deleted. what about people quoting her?

I prefer the term "Cunty ***** whore".

noted

I guess ole "connected Beans" strikes againWho wants to purchase a hard copy of the entire forum?

that's bordering on creepy timing. i'll give you $5, a blowjob, and i'll slap that security whore that doesn't like us in the face. deal or no deal?

[Shimmering Wang 1]

i wouldnt do that, i dont think.im just tired of your same ole shots 10 months later, thats one of those things you should really just move on from, js

Hey. This will never get old. And, like NBC summer reruns, it's kinda new to me, and still pretty funny. When fake problems meet real problems, comedy gold is the only possible result

1. Who?2. I kind of want a lesbian friend. I mean, obviously it wouldn't be as fun as having a male gay friend, but I'm sure it has benefits.

You can have my lesbian friend. She's my exgirlfriend, she's Vietnamese, she's okay looking, and she is in med school at Stanford (or Berkeley). She gives good blowjobs, and is pretty casual about sex, so if you pester her when she's drunk, she'll probably sleep with you. And since she's a lesbian, it's not even cheating. So my guess is Lolli is gonna lose custody of her kids or something, and the mods are deleting her posts so they can't be used in evidence during the hearings. Pretty funny that Beans's crew printing him out THE ENTIRE THREAD for Christmas. Hope the attornies don't see that. If Beans gets subpoenaed, does anyone want to fly to MN to watch the hearings? I am SO in.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

that's bordering on creepy timing. i'll give you $5, a blowjob, and i'll slap that security whore that doesn't like us in the face. deal or no deal?

It all happened because of the cat sniping thing...Jan knew that I was leaving over the holidays and printed out the thread for me to browse thru as a jokeI only have up to November 28th on paperIt is pretty sick...huh?

[speedz99 145]

This will never get old.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

why no, you don't sound like a stalker at all

Fetch

wow...I guess ole "connected Beans" strikes againWho wants to purchase a hard copy of the entire forum?:thinkingofhandingoutraisesface:

is this what its gonna be like when I work for you? And can you in good conscience actually reccomend me for a job knowing I have 12k posts on a poker forum, 95% came during work hours? I'm 50% serious. Besides, just hook me up with a job with no internet, aka no temptation.

yikes. divorces are fun. i didn't realize that we can request all our posts be deleted. what about people quoting her?notedthat's bordering on creepy timing. i'll give you $5, a blowjob, and i'll slap that security whore that doesn't like us in the face. deal or no deal?

I think you can delete a poster altogether.Again, I don't know any of the details at all. Mine was just speculation.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

wow...I guess ole "connected Beans" strikes againWho wants to purchase a hard copy of the entire forum?:thinkingofhandingoutraisesface:

This has the makings of one of the greatest things in the history of life. You need to take that copy and put it in a safe-deposit box somewhere. Could be very, very valuable. Or mail it to me. I've always wanted to destroy evidence.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

So my guess is Lolli is gonna lose custody of her kids or something, and the mods are deleting her posts so they can't be used in evidence during the hearings. Pretty funny that Beans's crew printing him out THE ENTIRE THREAD for Christmas. Hope the attornies don't see that. If Beans gets subpoenaed, does anyone want to fly to MN to watch the hearings? I am SO in.

Uhhhhh...Hmmmm....Well...Maybe.....Its time for a beer...

[speedz99 145]

You can have my lesbian friend. She's my exgirlfriend, she's Vietnamese, she's okay looking, and she is in med school at Stanford (or Berkeley). She gives good blowjobs, and is pretty casual about sex, so if you pester her when she's drunk, she'll probably sleep with you. And since she's a lesbian, it's not even cheating. So my guess is Lolli is gonna lose custody of her kids or something, and the mods are deleting her posts so they can't be used in evidence during the hearings. Pretty funny that Beans's crew printing him out THE ENTIRE THREAD for Christmas. Hope the attornies don't see that. If Beans gets subpoenaed, does anyone want to fly to MN to watch the hearings? I am SO in.

I'll take her.That has to be what's happening. We should probably delete the whole thread...think of the things we've quoted her on. Hopefully he hasn't already printed it out. I'm down to fly to MN for the hearings...at least we know we'll have a hookup.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

I'll take her.That has to be what's happening. We should probably delete the whole thread...think of the things we've quoted her on. Hopefully he hasn't already printed it out. I'm down to fly to MN for the hearings...at least we know we'll have a hookup.

Lolli is posting right now. I really hope that's NOT what's going on. I was just kidding...

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

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