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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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That is one terrible quality gif image. Doesn't help that FCP is making it a square when it is made as a 2:1 rectangle. If only I were still in the gif business, eh? Sadly the economic crisis forced me to shut down my gif making operation.EDIT: Ha, we wrote our posts at the same time. Mine seems kinda silly after yours. Oh well~*~*~~
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I wish the gif was a little better, but I could only find one freeware program and the last time I tried to get SOMEBODY to make a gif, they didn't...
ad1.gifWell......EEXXXCCCUUUUSSSSEEEE ME....excuse me.
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That is one terrible quality gif image. Doesn't help that FCP is making it a square when it is made as a 2:1 rectangle. If only I were still in the gif business, eh? Sadly the economic crisis forced me to shut down my gif making operation.EDIT: Ha, we wrote our posts at the same time. Mine seems kinda silly after yours. Oh well~*~*~~
Yeah, I can see how this crisis has affected the gif making business. Seeing as how there's no overhead or real expenses.PLEASE MAKE ME A BETTER GIF!
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Yeah, I can see how this crisis has affected the gif making business. Seeing as how there's no overhead or real expenses.PLEASE MAKE ME A BETTER GIF!
Sorry, no.On an unrelated note, what do you guys think of my new avatar?
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:cryingface:I'm willing to pay you. PLEEEAAAASSEEEEE
Hahah, cool.Seriously, VLC won't let me pause videos frame by frame anymore for some reason. I can still make gifs but they aren't up to my standards because they skip too many frames and miss a lot of details. I did try to make your gif but got so frustrated with it skipping a ton of frames when I clicked pause that I just gave up.
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Hahah, cool.Seriously, VLC won't let me pause videos frame by frame anymore for some reason. I can still make gifs but they aren't up to my standards because they skip too many frames and miss a lot of details. I did try to make your gif but got so frustrated with it skipping a ton of frames when I clicked pause that I just gave up.
You know, I parked in the same spot for the last 5 years, I was there on time every single day, I was so loyal, I worked so hard...why don't you just make me a gif?Edit: What if I give you an .avi file that needs no clipping?
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You know, I parked in the same spot for the last 5 years, I was there on time every single day, I was so loyal, I worked so hard...why don't you just make me a gif?Edit: What if I give you an .avi file that needs no clipping?
The way I make gifs is by taking screenshots from video, and reconstructing them using imageready. I don't just feed a video into some kind of converter program that does it for you. If there is a program that does that then you could do it as well as I could. My method is a lot more time consuming and annoying, but I have control over the results and I don't have any special programs, so that's why I did it that way. I had a video file that should work fine which I downloaded from youtube, but it still wouldn't pause right on VLC so I can't make good gifs anymore. Even my cat one is sadly jerky. The last time I was able to do it right was when I did Ellen:finished-ellen-crying-full.gifDoesn't she just break your heart?
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The way I make gifs is by taking screenshots from video, and reconstructing them using imageready. I don't just feed a video into some kind of converter program that does it for you. If there is a program that does that then you could do it as well as I could. My method is a lot more time consuming and annoying, but I have control over the results and I don't have any special programs, so that's why I did it that way. I had a video file that should work fine which I downloaded from youtube, but it still wouldn't pause right on VLC so I can't make good gifs anymore. Even my cat one is sadly jerky. The last time I was able to do it right was when I did Ellen:finished-ellen-crying-full.gifDoesn't she just break your heart?
Wow, sounds like a lot of work. And...meh.
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I wish the gif was a little better, but I could only find one freeware program and the last time I tried to get SOMEBODY to make a gif, they didn't...
The best part about the quote in your sig is how tobias says Elephant.
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The best part about the quote in your sig is how tobias says Elephant.
Yeah, I quoted Napa's post just so I could persuade him to spell the spell the word differently to call attention to Tobias's "oliphant." I was going to suggest he use the word "oliphant," but I don't know if that's best.I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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B, I'm not sure if/when you went to college, but these days you get asked to do surveys by people all the damn time. I already spent 40 mins being interviewed by a stranger in one of my classes because I wanted to be nice and help him out. I personally would never hassle minor acquaintances with annoying surveys. It's like being sent a chain mail letter. I don't want to do it so I'm not going to, and that is that.Gosh, I just remembered chain mail letters. I haven't seen one of those for years, but we got several when I was a kid. I can't remember who they came from or if they just picked randomly from the phone book, but they fascinated me because I was like 9 years old then.
haha, what up b. SHIT B YOU TRIPPIN B. and I enjoy the new avatars as well. glad I could start something. CAUSE I DID. (I almost went with a picture of charlize theron with Mr. F under it)
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I thought we weren't supposed to say his name? I'm not trying to be cool or anything. Is it ok to say his full name?
I don't think you know what I did there (hint: it involves black people).
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I don't think you know what I did there (hint: it involves black people).
Well I thought you were trying to imply that me saying "B" meant that I was trying to sound cool like a negro personage. Was this not your intention?
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Are you going to try to take advantage of my moral goodness?I-35 and Highway 30 on the dayton ave exit of highway 30 in Ames.
No, when I get up to Ames I'm usually too drunk to worry about ice cream.
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Well I thought you were trying to imply that me saying "B" meant that I was trying to sound cool like a negro personage. Was this not your intention?
yeah that's what I meant. but then you were talking about the name of he who shall not be named and I didn't think you knew what I meant. now I read what you meant and I know what I knew you knew you meant when you initially knew it in the first place.
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yeah that's what I meant. but then you were talking about the name of he who shall not be named and I didn't think you knew what I meant. now I read what you meant and I know what I knew you knew you meant when you initially knew it in the first place.
Glad we got that all cleared up.
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