I Called In Sick Today

[Tactical Bear 3]

Has anybody ever made a Mr. Banana Grabber avatar?

[strategy 4]

Has anybody ever made a Mr. Banana Grabber avatar?

knew I should have held out for animation rights...

[Napa_Don 688]

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'm going to piss myself.Tomorrow, pending no rain, will be taking a keg around to various parties on a dolly cart with two friends. VEISHEA '09 BITCHESSS

[Jadaki 0]

VEISHEA '09 BITCHESSS

I may be up in Ames for that tomorrow night.

[brvheart 1,756]

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'm going to piss myself.Tomorrow, pending no rain, will be taking a keg around to various parties on a dolly cart with two friends. VEISHEA '09 BITCHESSS

I may be up in Ames for that tomorrow night.

DQ RUN!!

[speedz99 145]

I also enjoy Arrested Development.

[Theraflu 1,035]

I know Ron has mentioned he enjoys the mid-commercial banter they show on PTI, as do I, but today's cracked me up:Tony: "Look into the camera and say, 'Welcome to the erectile dysfunction post-game report."Wilbon: "I'm getting paid?"Tony: "Yes."Wilbon: "Then yes."Tony: "Ooph jeez."

[gobears 0]

Vitaliy Katsenelson, a value investor/author, that I follow is having a book signing in Omaha at a Dairy Queen - that's for you Brvheart. Also, our next door neighbors are doing a huge remodel on their house and moved out for six months - last night around 2:00 a.m., a policeman who was driving by noticed a van sitting in front of their house. When he checked the hood, the engine was warm and the van took off. He chased after them and found the van abandoned but noticed a taxi close by. The two burglars were in the back seat and were apprehended.

[strategy 4]

I'm taking i-35 up to omaha next week brv, I'll stop by if it adds less than 20 minutes to the drive.

[SBriand 4]

soooo drunkwent to a local restraunt that brews it;s own beer. I had their Wit. Soooo tasty goodness. Home now watching hockey (GO BLUUUUUUEEEES. PENNNNS) and drinking a Magi hat 9. Hmmmmm....so where are all you fagogts on a Friday night. Mexi is working for a later hand job and Sal is talking to a girl about her kids?

[strategy 4]

soooo drunkwent to a local restraunt that brews it;s own beer. I had their Wit. Soooo tasty goodness. Home now watching hockey (GO BLUUUUUUEEEES. PENNNNS) and drinking a Magi hat 9. Hmmmmm....so where are all you fagogts on a Friday night. Mexi is working for a later hand job and Sal is talking to a girl about her kids?

guess whose cable box broke tonight? guess who's paying $20/mo for a completely blacked out service online?

[SBriand 4]

guess whose cable box broke tonight? guess who's paying $20/mo for a completely blacked out service online?

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKDude, get to a bar NOWWWWW

[strategy 4]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKDude, get to a bar NOWWWWW

My buddy has a server set up for emergencies like this. It's better than the low quality gamecenter setting, so I'm happy, I guess. Pretty unbelievable.

[Sickinfo2 291]

Vitaliy Katsenelson, a value investor/author, that I follow is having a book signing in Omaha at a Dairy Queen

Ben and Jerry is having an ice cream social at our Barnes and Noble this Sunday....Yeah, cut me a little slack for that oneIve been fishing satellites to the WSOB all day...THAT GOD DAMN RIVER!

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

soooo drunkwent to a local restraunt that brews it;s own beer. I had their Wit. Soooo tasty goodness. Home now watching hockey (GO BLUUUUUUEEEES. PENNNNS) and drinking a Magi hat 9. Hmmmmm....so where are all you fagogts on a Friday night. Mexi is working for a later hand job and Sal is talking to a girl about her kids?

I'm THIS close to sex with a sexy 19 year old (you may think I'm holding up my thumb and forefinger inches apart, but actually my arms are spread very far apart, kill me) but I did have a good night. I got bombed, came home (without driving), made a nugget on Stars and another $100 on Full Tilt. Funny, I'm kinda proud of me. I had no money on FTP and a buddy transferred me $11.00 for two cheapy sngs. I won my first one, transferred him back his $11 and I now have $450 on FTP. That's something, right?

[El Guapo 8]

Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrdddddddd Day.I went to my grandfathers viewing and burial today, at which I was a pall bearer. Never done that before, hope to never have to again. Viewings are such a wierd tradition. It creeps me out. I lost it when my grandmother went and said goodbye to her husband for the last time, then they closed the casket, before we took it to the herse. The burial was fairly traditional, the preacher said a prayer that everyone knew "...hallow be thy name...." that I just listen to because I don't know it, and don't really care to. Then the Honor Guard played TAPS and presented my grandmother with a Flag. If you can go through that live without bawling like a little baby, you are a bigger man than me. It's gets me in movies, live.... Holy Shit is that emotional.A few days ago I posted a picture of me and my son and grandfather standing in front of a P-51 Mustang. This is the plane that he flew in WWII. We all got to go out on flights that day and it was amazing. Well as the burial ceremnoy was coming to a close I look up in the sky and there was a Jet Stream over my head, I leaned over to my cousin and said that is fitting. Not 10 seconds later, the same P-51 does a fly by, then circles around and BUZZes the cementary at maybe 200 feet. he broke numerous no fly zone laws and fligh hights, then did a barrell roll on his way out out. It was the most AMAZING gesture I have ever seen. The plane just got out of the shop yesterday, it was perfect timing and the most appropriate way to send my grand father into the afterlife (if you believe in such things). It put a smile on my face, on what was one of the hardest days of my life. For those that know the Bay Area, it was in pleasnton on a hill over looking Castlewood Gold course and Sunol. Part of which is a no fly zone.At the family get together afterwards I get some of the best and worst news I possibly can at the same time.Best: We recently moved and rented out home out. We are actually living with my mother in law until we can figure out where to live and to save up for a down payment on a another home. Well my dad is going to possibly buy my wife and I a home, and allow us to move in a quit deed oureselves on it and assume the mortgage.Worst: At the same time he told me he is not sure if my mother and he are going to stay together. This has been on and off for 11 years. My dad is also an alcoholic and told me that he fell off the wagon about a year ago, but has been back on since. So, yeah.UmI am not sure if I could have possibly have had a more emotional day. As I typed this, I realized part of the reason this place is so great is its therapeutic effect for things like this. I can get things off my chest and not have to really worry about being judged or having to answer about it. Is almost like a personal journal, but not as gay.Anway....that's about all I can hanlde right now.

[hank213 1,823]

Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrdddddddd Day.I went to my grandfathers viewing and burial today, at which I was a pall bearer. Never done that before, hope to never have to again. Viewings are such a wierd tradition. It creeps me out. I lost it when my grandmother went and said goodbye to her husband for the last time, then they closed the casket, before we took it to the herse. The burial was fairly traditional, the preacher said a prayer that everyone knew "...hallow be thy name...." that I just listen to because I don't know it, and don't really care to. Then the Honor Guard played TAPS and presented my grandmother with a Flag. If you can go through that live without bawling like a little baby, you are a bigger man than me. It's gets me in movies, live.... Holy Shit is that emotional.A few days ago I posted a picture of me and my son and grandfather standing in front of a P-51 Mustang. This is the plane that he flew in WWII. We all got to go out on flights that day and it was amazing. Well as the burial ceremnoy was coming to a close I look up in the sky and there was a Jet Stream over my head, I leaned over to my cousin and said that is fitting. Not 10 seconds later, the same P-51 does a fly by, then circles around and BUZZes the cementary at maybe 200 feet. he broke numerous no fly zone laws and fligh hights, then did a barrell roll on his way out out. It was the most AMAZING gesture I have ever seen. The plane just got out of the shop yesterday, it was perfect timing and the most appropriate way to send my grand father into the afterlife (if you believe in such things). It put a smile on my face, on what was one of the hardest days of my life. For those that know the Bay Area, it was in pleasnton on a hill over looking Castlewood Gold course and Sunol. Part of which is a no fly zone.At the family get together afterwards I get some of the best and worst news I possibly can at the same time.Best: We recently moved and rented out home out. We are actually living with my mother in law until we can figure out where to live and to save up for a down payment on a another home. Well my dad is going to possibly buy my wife and I a home, and allow us to move in a quit deed oureselves on it and assume the mortgage.Worst: At the same time he told me he is not sure if my mother and he are going to stay together. This has been on and off for 11 years. My dad is also an alcoholic and told me that he fell off the wagon about a year ago, but has been back on since. So, yeah.UmI am not sure if I could have possibly have had a more emotional day. As I typed this, I realized part of the reason this place is so great is its therapeutic effect for things like this. I can get things off my chest and not have to really worry about being judged or having to answer about it. Is almost like a personal journal, but not as gay.Anway....that's about all I can hanlde right now.

So your gramps was reincarnated as a P51 instead of bird?And how DARE you sir! This place is every BIT as gay as a journal!

[Napa_Don 688]

I'm taking i-35 up to omaha next week brv, I'll stop by if it adds less than 20 minutes to the drive.

If this is true (and by the way driving to Ames from I-35 roundtrip will be very close to 20 minutes) I'm going to camp out at the DQ for the chance to meet Jeff strat. Also, I will be in Omaha next saturday for sure and will be hitting up the Horseshoe for sure. And i did not pee myself tonight.

[Dawson Leery 12]

Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrdddddddd Day.I went to my grandfathers viewing and burial today, at which I was a pall bearer. Never done that before, hope to never have to again. Viewings are such a wierd tradition. It creeps me out. I lost it when my grandmother went and said goodbye to her husband for the last time, then they closed the casket, before we took it to the herse. The burial was fairly traditional, the preacher said a prayer that everyone knew "...hallow be thy name...." that I just listen to because I don't know it, and don't really care to. Then the Honor Guard played TAPS and presented my grandmother with a Flag. If you can go through that live without bawling like a little baby, you are a bigger man than me. It's gets me in movies, live.... Holy Shit is that emotional.A few days ago I posted a picture of me and my son and grandfather standing in front of a P-51 Mustang. This is the plane that he flew in WWII. We all got to go out on flights that day and it was amazing. Well as the burial ceremnoy was coming to a close I look up in the sky and there was a Jet Stream over my head, I leaned over to my cousin and said that is fitting. Not 10 seconds later, the same P-51 does a fly by, then circles around and BUZZes the cementary at maybe 200 feet. he broke numerous no fly zone laws and fligh hights, then did a barrell roll on his way out out. It was the most AMAZING gesture I have ever seen. The plane just got out of the shop yesterday, it was perfect timing and the most appropriate way to send my grand father into the afterlife (if you believe in such things). It put a smile on my face, on what was one of the hardest days of my life. For those that know the Bay Area, it was in pleasnton on a hill over looking Castlewood Gold course and Sunol. Part of which is a no fly zone.

That's pretty sweet, your grandpa must have been a kickass dude. What happened to you? (jk) (obviously)I'm officially gay..I can't believe I actually like this chick (Girl I Like = GIL). We texted a lot again tonight, she and her friends were out downtown, my roommates and I were out in Wrigleyville (for those of you that know Chicago..they're not very close to each other). Meeting up just didn't work out tonight..this other girl I've kinda been working on was out with us and definitely wanted to get STUFFED, but I held back because 2 of GIL's friends were with us. I don't even know me anymore.And yes, I know that GIL is a shitty acronym, and yes I know it's only 3 am here but big shitty tap's line was too long for a late night bar. It also should be noted that I originally spelled Girl I Like GIK for some reason, and went through 2 proofreads before noticing that.

[Dawson Leery 12]

By the way, anyone live in Lincoln, NE? I'm going there for work sunday/monday

[Theraflu 1,035]

Drinking is starting now with a delicious Sierra Nevada ESB in preparation for the 12:30 Celtics game that I'll be attending. I'm half-hoping I get a good enough buzz on that I'll want to go find some Bruins tickets and stick around for the hockey game at 7. We'll see.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrdddddddd Day.I went to my grandfathers viewing and burial today, at which I was a pall bearer. Never done that before, hope to never have to again. Viewings are such a wierd tradition. It creeps me out. I lost it when my grandmother went and said goodbye to her husband for the last time, then they closed the casket, before we took it to the herse. The burial was fairly traditional, the preacher said a prayer that everyone knew "...hallow be thy name...." that I just listen to because I don't know it, and don't really care to. Then the Honor Guard played TAPS and presented my grandmother with a Flag. If you can go through that live without bawling like a little baby, you are a bigger man than me. It's gets me in movies, live.... Holy Shit is that emotional.A few days ago I posted a picture of me and my son and grandfather standing in front of a P-51 Mustang. This is the plane that he flew in WWII. We all got to go out on flights that day and it was amazing. Well as the burial ceremnoy was coming to a close I look up in the sky and there was a Jet Stream over my head, I leaned over to my cousin and said that is fitting. Not 10 seconds later, the same P-51 does a fly by, then circles around and BUZZes the cementary at maybe 200 feet. he broke numerous no fly zone laws and fligh hights, then did a barrell roll on his way out out. It was the most AMAZING gesture I have ever seen. The plane just got out of the shop yesterday, it was perfect timing and the most appropriate way to send my grand father into the afterlife (if you believe in such things). It put a smile on my face, on what was one of the hardest days of my life. For those that know the Bay Area, it was in pleasnton on a hill over looking Castlewood Gold course and Sunol. Part of which is a no fly zone.At the family get together afterwards I get some of the best and worst news I possibly can at the same time.Best: We recently moved and rented out home out. We are actually living with my mother in law until we can figure out where to live and to save up for a down payment on a another home. Well my dad is going to possibly buy my wife and I a home, and allow us to move in a quit deed oureselves on it and assume the mortgage.Worst: At the same time he told me he is not sure if my mother and he are going to stay together. This has been on and off for 11 years. My dad is also an alcoholic and told me that he fell off the wagon about a year ago, but has been back on since. So, yeah.UmI am not sure if I could have possibly have had a more emotional day. As I typed this, I realized part of the reason this place is so great is its therapeutic effect for things like this. I can get things off my chest and not have to really worry about being judged or having to answer about it. Is almost like a personal journal, but not as gay.Anway....that's about all I can hanlde right now.

Yeah dude, that's great and all, but I turned no money into $450 by playing poker. THAT'S a fucking accomplishment

[Sal Paradise 57]

so everybody got drunk last night? that's good. so did I. now I'm hungover as balls. hate you all.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

so everybody got drunk last night? that's good. so did I. now I'm hungover as balls. hate you all.

No hangover. I drank lots of vodka, then some bottled beer. No drafts, no crappy hangover. Gotta do it again tonight for the fight. Care to join me Sal? I'll buy. I need friends that much.Oh, I have a weird feeling that Leites is gonna do something. Probably wrong, but something could happen.I have no idea how the Liddell fight is gonna go.

[Dawson Leery 12]

so everybody got drunk last night? that's good. so did I. now I'm hungover as balls. hate you all.

Cubs/Cards today, time to start drinking brah