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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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and became a lean manufacturing expert
Depending on the level of "expertness", I'd be semi-surprised if your dad didn't know my dad.My dad bailed on Kodak 2 years ago and instantly got hired as a professor, and could have easily had basically any professor job he wanted, had he desired to move.
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He absolutely could and should get a job at a university. Six sigma lean manufacturing operations and manufacturing management bullshit professors make good money and get to enjoy a great quality of life, plus he could do consulting on the side.
HEY! DID YOU JUST CALL MY DAD BULLSHIT?!?
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Hot damn. I just had a damn exhausting 2 hours 40 mins.I agreed to go drink tea with Christian Girl, we've been talking about it for ages but it happened today. It started off well, but then to get the conversation flowing I asked whether she had always been religious. From then on it was almost non-stop talk about God and Jesus. I tried to change the subject but she kept turning everything back into a God topic. Don't get me wrong, a lot of it was interesting to discuss with her and we were both very tolerant and respectful of each others beliefs. There was no competing or trying to prove each other wrong, just friendly, energetic discussion. However, a lot of my questions were met with 10 minutes of rambling about how God makes her feel, and sometimes it just got to be so vague and poetic that it wasn't answering my question and therefore wasn't interesting to me. I tried to get her to answer one question that I really wanted to know the answer to 3 times, but she kept giving me a vague, rambling answer that didn't help me understand at all.I won't ask the question here, but maybe brvheart should PM me and I'll see if he can answer it for me. Anyway, I am so exhausted from talking religion for almost 3 hours straight that I'm going to order myself a pizza for dinner. I need the sustenance.

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Just one time, I want to meet a straight lesbian.
LOOK AT THIS LG!! HE'S RUINING YOUR JOKE!
I won't ask the question here, but maybe brvheart should PM me and I'll see if he can answer it for me.
sent. Fire away.
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Wang, you need to run me some numbers on how awful this trade is.http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4073253Collinsworth for Madden has to be the worst possible scenario.
Really? You're the guy left in America that still likes John Madden? Man, you're weird. First jesus, now this shit?
knee surgery complete. I'm sleepy and have a fresh script of percocets, though, so I'm good.
congrats and do the physical therapy. Do the leg lifts, etc. Work it out dog
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Tell me what to do:This girl who I sit next to in a class just emailed me asking to fill out a survey which she needs for a class. It is a short survey - 8 questions - but I still don't want to do it. If I am honest and say I didn't want to when she asks me, she will think I am rude. If I make up a lie about why I didn't do it, she will probably send it again. If I ignore it she might ask and I won't know what to say.So, what should I do?

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Tell me what to do:This girl who I sit next to in a class just emailed me asking to fill out a survey which she needs for a class. It is a short survey - 8 questions - but I still don't want to do it. If I am honest and say I didn't want to when she asks me, she will think I am rude. If I make up a lie about why I didn't do it, she will probably send it again. If I ignore it she might ask and I won't know what to say.So, what should I do?
Just be nice and do the survey?
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Just be nice and do the survey?
B, I'm not sure if/when you went to college, but these days you get asked to do surveys by people all the damn time. I already spent 40 mins being interviewed by a stranger in one of my classes because I wanted to be nice and help him out. I personally would never hassle minor acquaintances with annoying surveys. It's like being sent a chain mail letter. I don't want to do it so I'm not going to, and that is that.Gosh, I just remembered chain mail letters. I haven't seen one of those for years, but we got several when I was a kid. I can't remember who they came from or if they just picked randomly from the phone book, but they fascinated me because I was like 9 years old then.
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B, I'm not sure if/when you went to college, but these days you get asked to do surveys by people all the damn time. I already spent 40 mins being interviewed by a stranger in one of my classes because I wanted to be nice and help him out. I personally would never hassle minor acquaintances with annoying surveys. It's like being sent a chain mail letter. I don't want to do it so I'm not going to, and that is that.
I know exactly what you mean. I was supposed to get 50 surveys filled out for one of my Psych papers. I just filled them out myself. I didnt want to bother people because I hate when they bother me with that shit.
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I know exactly what you mean. I was supposed to get 50 surveys filled out for one of my Psych papers. I just filled them out myself. I didnt want to bother people because I hate when they bother me with that shit.
Amen brotha. I almost emailed telling her to just make up my answers, but I thought that would be rude.
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Just be nice and do the survey?
HAHAHA. Do you read ANY of her posts.I say make up six stock lies, keep them in your arsenal, then dodge the survey. Or just tackle it head on and tell her that you'd love to help, but you've got some serious deadlines to meet with your overseas projects and just don't have the time, what with Oxford breathing down your neck constantly. The accent should sell it. Or do what my doctor did and tell her you charge for all completed paperwork. $20 bones to do the survey
I thought Collinsworth was really good when he did colour last year.
definitely, he's solid. I was saying that Madden is kind of an assclown at this pont, and a caricature of his former self.
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Tell me what to do:This girl who I sit next to in a class just emailed me asking to fill out a survey which she needs for a class. It is a short survey - 8 questions - but I still don't want to do it. If I am honest and say I didn't want to when she asks me, she will think I am rude. If I make up a lie about why I didn't do it, she will probably send it again. If I ignore it she might ask and I won't know what to say.So, what should I do?
Spam her with pornography, PM voldemort for help.
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congrats and do the physical therapy. Do the leg lifts, etc. Work it out dog
For sure. I want to be able to play catch with my kids this summer.
definitely, he's solid. I was saying that Madden is kind of an assclown at this pont, and a caricature of his former self.
That was aimed at Braveheart. I know you loves you the collinsworth.
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B, I'm not sure if/when you went to college, but these days you get asked to do surveys by people all the damn time. I already spent 40 mins being interviewed by a stranger in one of my classes because I wanted to be nice and help him out. I personally would never hassle minor acquaintances with annoying surveys. It's like being sent a chain mail letter. I don't want to do it so I'm not going to, and that is that.Gosh, I just remembered chain mail letters. I haven't seen one of those for years, but we got several when I was a kid. I can't remember who they came from or if they just picked randomly from the phone book, but they fascinated me because I was like 9 years old then.
I did and it was 15 years ago so I am sure they happen alot.
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