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I've never been on craiglist, why is this a scam?
Because she's hot, 18, and foreign.
anyone have any magic pills or remedies for falling asleep on a plane? i usually can't sleep much on flights and would really like to pass out for most of this one. i've tried like tylenol pm and it didn't really do anything. sometimes booze works for me but i really don't want to be hungover when i get to spain at 7:30 a.m....help!
I'm sure your intense love and burning desire to see this perfect woman will give you all the energy you need once you arrive...I wouldn't worry about sleeping on the plane.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I know you probably plan on banging your gf every spare moment, but we were only there for 3 days and managed to fit in more than that.
what are you trying to saybut seriously ty for the tips. she lived there for 3 years so i'm just trusting her to point me toward the important things and i'll be like, "hey, look! cool!"to: speedzfrom: megfy<3
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so, like, when guapo told me amazon had ridic earnings coming out after hours, I didn't seriously think buying 15 minutes after the market opened would be all that advantageous. ohhh, I have much to learn.

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what are you trying to saybut seriously ty for the tips. she lived there for 3 years so i'm just trusting her to point me toward the important things and i'll be like, "hey, look! cool!"
I knew that she has lived there for a time because you said it before, but I assumed she is there for work or something and you might have to go it alone now and again. All the better if she isn't of course. I hate touristing alone.
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anyone have any magic pills or remedies for falling asleep on a plane?
Dramamine
Loogie, two different people asked about Steele at group tonight. He's totally fine now, correct?
Steele is going to be OK. He has 32 staples across the top of his head from ear to ear. The wound was an inch wide, and I've seen a picture that may disturb me for the rest of my life. As soon as my mom gets it scanned, I'll post it here?USA Diving has been sending him a bunch of schwag. I guess they're hoping he won't quit, but I don't think he will. He won't be able to dive for a few weeks still...actually, I'm not completely sure when. I'll post when he's diving again.EDIT - And thank you, to you and them and everyone else.
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Steele is going to be OK. He has 32 staples across the top of his head from ear to ear. The wound was an inch wide, and I've seen a picture that may disturb me for the rest of my life. As soon as my mom gets it scanned, I'll post it here?
NO. Take your brain shots and boob larvae and GET OUT OF HERE.Wait no! Come back! I didn't mean it. Still life partners?p.s. good to hear old Steel Johnson is ok
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Ok, wow. Just now I went to use the bathroom. I'm on campus, so the bathrooms are big rooms with a row of cubicles down the side. I pushed the door to enter the bathroom (not a cubicle) and instantly hear a blood curdling scream. I freeze, and a woman's face emerges from behind the door, bright red. She says "You have to be careful opening these doors, you could really hurt someone. This happens to me every time!" and storms off down the corridor.I go into the bathroom, look at the two girls who are standing at the mirrors, and mouth "holy shit". They both had utter shock written all over their faces. I cannot believe that a woman just screamed because I opened the door when she was behind it. I didn't push the door hard and swing it open, just gently pushed it. She did not let out a quiet yelp, it was a full volume, ear-piercing, horror movie scream. I almost had a ****ing heart attack. It is stupid that the door is a push door both ways, but if I had gotten there a second later and she had pushed the door towards me I am 400589438% sure that I would not scream like that.Mother of pearl. Someone tell me that woman was crazy.

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I could watch that Jim Beam commercial all day, forever.
She had me at back hair.
hahahaha yeah the doors in wescoe are utterly retarded. I have always wondered if that happens.
The first time I ever went to the bathroom in Wescoe it took me a good 2 minutes to figure out how to get out. It's probably b/c I'm half retarded though.
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Steele is going to be OK. He has 32 staples across the top of his head from ear to ear. The wound was an inch wide, and I've seen a picture that may disturb me for the rest of my life. As soon as my mom gets it scanned, I'll post it here?
Yes please.
should've stabbed her. seen if the scream was different.
It usually is.
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It usually is.
Not unless you have her mouth covered with a pillow.-AdamMK - Bring back about 5 pounds of some serrano or iberico ham. I want to add it to my bacon sausage log recipe. Plzkthx.
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I am evidently a magnet for crazy. First picture is what I returned to my dorm to find today. Second picture is a note I left yesterday in our communal sink room. Third is what taped to my note and then to my door.i3gndi.jpg2evt4ll.jpg2v2y743.jpg

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Scanning up from the bottom without reading the backstory, I figured the colorful note lamenting the lost bowl was written by the crazy person, and the politely worded response was Jo's slightly tongue in cheek way of having a little fun with the situation. Weird.

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Are you doing this on your own... cold turkey? Are you going to classes or AA or anything? Either way, very very awesome.
I did read a little of the rational recovery site someone linked here but I really just did this on my own. When the "Enemy Within" starts trying to talk me into drinking I just have a frank discussion with my inner self which at times seems like schitzophrenia. Really though, it hasn't been hard. Working out and dieting is another thing though. In fact, I just got back from a physical and no I didn't squeel like a pig when he had me lean over the table on my elbows and he grabbed my shoulders...but I digress. I told him I thought I would have ton more energy now that I quit drinking but I don't. When he asked how long I had been drinking I told him 30+ years. He said, "Well, you really don't have a baseline for knowing what feeling normal does then do you?" Fucker.Oh and what were Jeff and Poppy doing in the girl's dorm's restroom?
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Scanning up from the bottom without reading the backstory, I figured the colorful note lamenting the lost bowl was written by the crazy person, and the politely worded response was Jo's slightly tongue in cheek way of having a little fun with the situation. Weird.
Haha. I did the note all colourful like that because I didn't want it to come across as passive aggressive. I thought the use of smilies and hearts would endear me to the thief. Also the granola bar bit was what I put in to make myself laugh. Anyway, I think it's crazier to throw away someone's bowl than to ask for your bowl back. If you don't then you're a crazy too.I'm still waiting to see what bowl she got me. The original was like $1 at Walmart, so maybe it's an upgrade.
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Haha. I did the note all colourful like that because I didn't want it to come across as passive aggressive. I thought the use of smilies and hearts would endear me to the thief. Also the granola bar bit was what I put in to make myself laugh. Anyway, I think it's crazier to throw away someone's bowl than to ask for your bowl back. If you don't then you're a crazy too.I'm still waiting to see what bowl she got me. The original was like $1 at Walmart, so maybe it's an upgrade.
It would just simply never even occur to me to put up a note about a bowl that was stolen from a common area. I write off lost possessions rather quickly. Wasteful lazy American, everything that's wrong with the world today, I know, I know, blah, blah. If the new bowl turns out to be a downgrade, pics will most definitely be required. I want to see what's worse than a bowl from the Wal Mart dollar bin. Besides having it go missing, obviously.
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Not unless you have her mouth covered with a pillow.-AdamMK - Bring back about 5 pounds of some serrano or iberico ham. I want to add it to my bacon sausage log recipe. Plzkthx.
Dang I saw that bacon/sausage log thing on yahoo yesterday, wow.
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My first assignment for my online "gender and sexuality" class is to read the first chapter of "The Lively Art of Writing" and answer some questions. The first question is, "What is the difference between opinion and fact?"Oh, the fun I could have with this...but I guess I'll just turn off my brain and go for the B.

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Haha. I did the note all colourful like that because I didn't want it to come across as passive aggressive. I thought the use of smilies and hearts would endear me to the thief. Also the granola bar bit was what I put in to make myself laugh. Anyway, I think it's crazier to throw away someone's bowl than to ask for your bowl back. If you don't then you're a crazy too.I'm still waiting to see what bowl she got me. The original was like $1 at Walmart, so maybe it's an upgrade.
Yeah, but you know ultimatley she is going to spread nasty rumors about you for getting her a granola bar brand she found disgusting after she went out of her way to get you a NEW BOWL!
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Yeah, but you know ultimatley she is going to spread nasty rumors about you for getting her a granola bar brand she found disgusting after she went out of her way to get you a NEW BOWL!
Women.I'm still pissed I have no dog.
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