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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm so sick of the ice and snow and driving but i think i mentioned that about 9 times so I'll move on to another topic.I'm over the 2 month mark with not drinking. Considering I drank close to a 12 pack daily, i'd like to give myself kudos. I don't expect them from anyone else because, well, it' like saying kudos to me for not being a idiot. I only mention this because stage 2 of the plan is to go on a workout/diet regimine and i'm having a hard time getting going. I work out occasionally and hit the treadmill a few times a week but my diet is horrible.I did the Body for Life thing once with amazing results. If you aren't familiar with the program you have to take before and after pics like you see in the back of magazines and on tv. I guess I'm going to have to a take a pic of me in my skivies and post them here.KIDDING!

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did you know I hate my job?
have you considered releasing a computer virus into the company mainframe that takes those rounded off fractions of cents and puts them into an offshore account?
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have you considered releasing a computer virus into the company mainframe that takes those rounded off fractions of cents and puts them into an offshore account?
This sounds familiar.
what common, good red wine am I buying tonight to drink with mojanna?
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Right in your wheelhouse sir.
Tell me about it. I see "petite" in a post and immediately start to salivate. I'm like one of Pavlov's dogs, but incredibly superficial instead of half-starved.
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