mrdannyg 274 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 **** i got laid on thursday, and i'm frustrated already, trying for some late night sex but she's at her bf's....ooops did i say that you shouldn't be so greedy with women Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 How long did it take you to come up with this?If I am intentionally ambiguous, I'd offer an over/under at approximately eleven......minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 If I am intentionally ambiguous, I'd offer an over/under at approximately eleven......minutes.Is this what you meant? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 If you and I were real life friends, and you made this joke in my presence, this is how the conversation would've gone.You: "You could've used 'y'. It would've been ok in my book."(pause)You: "Sometimes..."Me: "You're an idiot."You: (laughs good naturedly, and with the understanding that you are, indeed, an idiot)Me: "We should go to the strip club, friend."You: "Cool."For some reason, all of my friends make really REALLY bad puns and really silly/stupid jokes, and I reflexively reply with, "(pause for a beat) You're an idiot." It's kind of the way I reassure my friends that, yes, I do appreciate them.I don't even know what's going on anymore.WangI'm absolutely convinced of this. I'm pretty sure most of my jokes are responded to by my friends in this manner. Occasionally I get "moron", "dumbass", etc, but "idiot" is the most often used. its quite reassuring. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I'm absolutely convinced of this. I'm pretty sure most of my jokes are responded to by my friends in this manner. Occasionally I get "moron", "dumbass", etc, but "idiot" is the most often used. its quite reassuring.I'm pretty sure that's one of my favorite friendship-dynamics. I'm the idiot with some of my friends, and I'm "Daddy" with others. Some of my friends are constantly ridiculing me- in a good-natured, well-meaning fashion of course- for my retarded comments. And with others, I'm constantly shaking my head in frustration at all the nonsense around me. The weird thing is, BOTH attitudes are real. The dynamics just change.And with one of my friends, we're both complete and total morons who everybody else constantly rolls their eyes at. I have a feeling if you were a real person, we'd be like that, the IdiotTwins. It'd be a constant battle to see who could out moronicize the other, and we'd cackle with glee whenever one trumped the other. Then we'd probably make out or something. I dunno, I haven't gotten that far yet.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I got a handjob last night, but it was horrible.I was tired. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I was tired.Thats no excuse. I thought I taught you better than that. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Thats no excuse. I thought I taught you better than that.Sorry for not being a better student. You can always "Lean on Me", but be careful. I have quite the "Dangerous Mind". I'll make sure to take this experience to heart while I "Stand and Deliver" and work on becoming a better "Freedom Writer"Yeah, this post makes no sense. Whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 SorrySorry doesnt put the delicious trisket crackers in my stomach, now does it? Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 You will all be happy to know that I had sex last night. It was good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 You will all be happy to know that I had sex last night. It was good stuff.Bravo, nh sir! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 You will all be happy to know that I had sex last night. It was good stuff.Did you give or recieve? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Did you give or recieve?LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 sex is overrated...who am I kidding... Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Did you give or recieve?Give of course, but I did give the obligatory reach-around, I'm a nice guy like that. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 All of my batteries are dead, so yeah, I am frustrated. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Give of course, but I did give the obligatory reach-around, I'm a nice guy like that.Can I call you?All of my batteries are dead, so yeah, I am frustrated.If I liked women I'd volunteer to come over and fill in, but I dont, so tough luck. Link to post Share on other sites
Easter Bunny 1 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I screw like rabbit Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Can I call you?I'll get out the KY. Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 im frustrated cause nobody calls me anymore glad some of you out there are having a good time Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I definately am. Last night was the first time my gilrfriend and I slept together and we didn't do anything. We better not be hitting that point in our relationship. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Been too long. Wife's back end of the month. Hate most everything. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I screw like rabbitBack off bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I am starting to feel the pain. Its going on two and a half weeks of being with out. Its getting to the point of calling some ole flings and hope one pays off. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I definately am. Last night was the first time my gilrfriend and I slept together and we didn't do anything. We better not be hitting that point in our relationship.I don't understand this post. At all. The first time you and your girlfriend slept together? As in have sex? Then what do you mean you didn't do anything? Do you mean the first time in, like, a few weeks that she stayed the night? Because that would make more sense, seeing as how you're worried about "hitting that point" in your relationship. If you're there BEFORE you've ever had sex with her, may I suggest another woman/gender?I am starting to feel the pain. Its going on two and a half weeks of being with out. Its getting to the point of calling some ole flings and hope one pays off.Suck my dick. Shut up. Just, shup up you annoying little prick. "It's been two weeks and I haven't had a broad back at my place! Two weeks is a looong time for me! I'm getting desperate!"Congratulations. You probably have more sex than most of the people here, except for the fact that you're lying. Or you fuck lots and lots of horrendously fat chicks. Or cutters, anorexics, and other people with such low self-esteem and distorted self-images that they're willing to take a roll in the hay with you- YOU!- for the momentary feeling of importance it provides them. And I do mean "momentary." In my experience, the more somebody talks his sexual prowess up, the (a) smaller his dick is and (b) more crippling his performance problems are.Oh, and your spelling and grammar are atrocious.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
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