Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 For the record, I'd like to add that I haven't had sex since my girlfriend of, like, 3 weeks and I broke up. I almost came close once, which was shocking, but didn't really come that close.Before that girl, it'd been a pretty fucking long time, and I was handling it just fine, because I was downloadeing ~1GB of porn/day. I don't have very much sex at all, because I am unattractive, terrible with women (being mean is funnier and funner than being nice), undedicated, and- frankly- not really all that interesting. Just so we're all on the same page: I'm a loser, and nothing I say should ever be interpreted without the EXPLICIT understanding that I realize I am a loser.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Or cutters, anorexics, and other people with such low self-esteem and distorted self-images that they're willing to take a roll in the hay with you- YOU!- for the momentary feeling of importance it provides them.Hey, whatever gets your dick wet.-IQCrash. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 For the record, I'd like to add that I haven't had sex since my girlfriend of, like, 3 weeks and I broke up. I almost came close once, which was shocking, but didn't really come that close.Before that girl, it'd been a pretty fucking long time, and I was handling it just fine, because I was downloadeing ~1GB of porn/day. I don't have very much sex at all, because I am unattractive, terrible with women (being mean is funnier and funner than being nice), undedicated, and- frankly- not really all that interesting. Just so we're all on the same page: I'm a loser, and nothing I say should ever be interpreted without the EXPLICIT understanding that I realize I am a loser.WangI was going to write something, and I just ended up staring at this post for like 10 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
wangs ex-girlfriend 3 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Oh, and your spelling and grammar are atrocious. For the record, I'd like to add that I haven't had sex since my girlfriend of, like, 3 weeks and I broke up.downloadeing ~1GB of porn/day I'm a loserWangYou're not a loser, honey. I still look back on those three weeks as the best time of my life. Still playing cards for a living? You know that I found that attractive.Call me??? Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 was that account setup really worth the joke? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 was that account setup really worth the joke?Don't be cranky just 'cause Ron isn't all over you. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 All of my batteries are dead, so yeah, I am frustrated.They make rechargeable batteries for a reason JS...I'm going on 3 months and I have turned it down twice in the last week, I'm going to go find a hooker or more pictures of Jessica Rabbit. Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I don't understand this post. At all. The first time you and your girlfriend slept together? As in have sex? Then what do you mean you didn't do anything? Do you mean the first time in, like, a few weeks that she stayed the night? Because that would make more sense, seeing as how you're worried about "hitting that point" in your relationship. If you're there BEFORE you've ever had sex with her, may I suggest another woman/gender?Somewhere in my rambling i'm trying to say that it was the first night that we've slept in the same bed and didn't do anything. Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 For the record, I'd like to add that I haven't had sex since my girlfriend of, like, 3 weeks and I broke up. I almost came close once, which was shocking, but didn't really come that close.Before that girl, it'd been a pretty fucking long time, and I was handling it just fine, because I was downloadeing ~1GB of porn/day. I don't have very much sex at all, because I am unattractive, terrible with women (being mean is funnier and funner than being nice), undedicated, and- frankly- not really all that interesting. Just so we're all on the same page: I'm a loser, and nothing I say should ever be interpreted without the EXPLICIT understanding that I realize I am a loser.WangYea I don't remember bragging about getting laid all the time either. I simply said I was gonna call some old flings up. Yes they are old fat nasty bar whores that anyone in here could pick up. All I know is it takes 14 beers and three shots of crown to muster up the ability to **** any of them. Ohh the reason I'm going on three weeks without i just broke up with a fat dirty skank of a ***** that hardly ever came off of the putang. As for the above I actually thought you were writing a story about my life. And by the way I'm not a grammar freak or do I careless if I spell any words right. Everyone understands what we all write weather we spell a word wrong or have run on sentences. I do however take offense talking about the size of my penis. Just because you might ve seen it once, remember it was cold and i just got outta the pool, i don't appreciate you telling everyone how short it is. Although some women like em that short. Well i think I'm wrong again cause a Harvard study shows that 96% off all women like there partner with a large penis. I hope I can find a women in the lower 4% of that survey so I can get laid in the next ten years or so. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 was that account setup really worth the joke?Hi ChunkyLuver69,It triggered a reaction.It was well worth the effort.Please find three tubes of KY Jelly in your SICK account*Regards,*must use lubricant in a homosexual act. $20 in bonus money if the act is photographed and posted within Sick thread. Value of offer is 2500 Sick points, cash value $.02. Actual tube size is .4 oz. Offer expires 4/8/07. Link to post Share on other sites
Ukosumu 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 All you whiners out there, lets see my youngest son is seven. Divorced when he was one. I am going on 7 to 8 years. It has been so long that I am no longer frustrated. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 All you whiners out there, lets see my youngest son is seven. Divorced when he was one. I am going on 7 to 8 years. It has been so long that I am no longer frustrated.Dating Palmela Handerson ?? I get that one at work all the time. Took her to the X-mas party 1 year. Link to post Share on other sites
Ukosumu 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Dating Palmela Handerson ?? I get that one at work all the time. Took her to the X-mas party 1 year.Haven't got that at work yet but then again I have met some of the wives and Pamela is probably busy. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 I was going to write something, and I just ended up staring at this post for like 10 minutes.Show me what you got, Silky. Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I think this thread needs a bump. Especially since it's been 4 weeks for me. Long distance relationships suck. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I think this thread needs a bump. Especially since it's been 4 weeks for me. Long distance relationships suck.ONLY 4 weeks??? Quit your bragging, you braggert. Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 ONLY 4 weeks??? Quit your bragging, you braggert.When you're used to it everyday it's a long time. I'm frusterated. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 When you're used to it everyday it's a long time. I'm frusterated.I got your everyday right here... Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I got your everyday right here...You're offering to relieve my frusteration? Call me! Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I think this thread needs a bump. Especially since it's been 4 weeks for me. Long distance relationships suck.Lol at 4 weeks. I moved away from my gf for 6 months...so i'm basically going on 3 months. Wee! Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 take you're 141 posts and shove them up your ***Now you are beating him by 400 odd. congrates. Link to post Share on other sites
BellaireDrew 2 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 almost a year now. I suck at life Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 almost a year now. I suck at life Ouch, painful. =( Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 almost a year now. I suck at life After a year you try and remember how you got through puberty. then you remember that it sucked then and it sucks now Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Hilarious. It's tough to believe that people this emotionally unaware and unapologetically insecure actually exist. (It's also tough to believe I accidentally used seven consecutive words that begin with a vowel.)you used 9 consecutive words begining with a voweljust thought you should know Link to post Share on other sites
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