magnus72 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Why do i always got to be the nice guy who might stil be just as drunk as everyone else but I make sure everyone else is ok.ipoaghdidpogoipagoiabdsgodagblkgdkdlangkaldsnglkdagnlkdagelkieghalknglkdnbgs;ldgbjabgoagndslnbglDo it it really doesmake it feel better for two seconds! Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 your avator adds more pity to the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 your avator adds more pity to the thread.take you're 141 posts and shove them up your *** Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Why do i always got to be the nice guy who might stil be just as drunk as everyone else but I make sure everyone else is ok?Many theorists attribute this behavior to an overbearing, over-affectionate mother. Freud would say you have an oedipal complex. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 Many theorists attribute this behavior to an overbearing, over-affectionate mother. Freud would say you have an oedipal complex.Thanks maybe that explains it. My mother wasn't really either of those but you never know. I seriously barely even remember starting this thread this morngin I was so hammered. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Thanks maybe that explains it. My mother wasn't really either of those but you never know.Its probably a sub-concious driven action. You dont want to do it, but you cant help it, its ingrained deep within your psyche. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 This thread isn't nearly as amusing as it could/should be.Come on people... Gay jokes, Funny/awkward sex stories, hilarious stories of failure, making fun of each other....Get the fuck with it. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 This thread isn't nearly as amusing as it could/should be.Come on people... Gay jokes, Funny/awkward sex stories, hilarious stories of failure, making fun of each other....Get the fuck with it.If only there was a thread like that, it would be fantastic.If only. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 **** i got laid on thursday, and i'm frustrated already, trying for some late night sex but she's at her bf's....ooops did i say that Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 **** i got laid on thursday, and i'm frustrated already, trying for some late night sex but she's at her bf's....ooops did i say that Hilarious. It's tough to believe that people this emotionally unaware and unapologetically insecure actually exist. (It's also tough to believe I accidentally used seven consecutive words that begin with a vowel.)Breakdown:1) Thinly disguised "I recently had sex, check out how virile and masculine I am."2) Implies that he's so virile and masculine that he needs to get his rocks off at LEAST three times/week to avoid sexual frustration.3) Explains that he fucks a girl behind her boyfriend's back, meaning quite obviously that he is quite virile and masculine.I haven't had sex since my super hot girlfriend and I broke up, but I could've fucked like thirteen girls, including this one chick who is a model, and this other girl who is really freaky and dating a millionaire, but she'd leave him for me. Also, my penis is very, very large.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Also, my penis is very, very large.Hi. I'm Ed. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hilarious. It's tough to believe that people this emotionally unaware and unapologetically insecure actually exist. (It's also tough to believe I accidentally used seven consecutive words that begin with a vowel.)You forgot to mention the av/sig. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 thank god and ugly motha fuka like me is married Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hilarious. It's tough to believe that people this emotionally unaware and unapologetically insecure actually exist. (It's also tough to believe I accidentally used seven consecutive words that begin with a vowel.)This is also the same gent that claimed to be able to coax any woman into the sack after two dates. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I got a handjob last night, but it was horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This is also the same gent that claimed to be able to coax any woman into the sack after two dates.Ohhhh yeah...that was a pretty funny thread.So I guess we can assume that he's bullshitting here too... Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hilarious. It's tough to believe that people this emotionally unaware and unapologetically insecure actually exist. (It's also tough to believe I accidentally used seven consecutive words that begin with a vowel.)Breakdown:1) Thinly disguised "I recently had sex, check out how virile and masculine I am."2) Implies that he's so virile and masculine that he needs to get his rocks off at LEAST three times/week to avoid sexual frustration.3) Explains that he fucks a girl behind her boyfriend's back, meaning quite obviously that he is quite virile and masculine.I haven't had sex since my super hot girlfriend and I broke up, but I could've fucked like thirteen girls, including this one chick who is a model, and this other girl who is really freaky and dating a millionaire, but she'd leave him for me. Also, my penis is very, very large.Wangwill reply to the rest later, but i feel honoured for being flamed by wang! Bolded, she's in an open relationship...so bonus for me, no guilt Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Ohhhh yeah...that was a pretty funny thread.So I guess we can assume that he's bullshitting here too...ya, like i said before i don't really care if u believe me or not, i know it's true and my self reassurance is all i particularly care about! Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This is also the same gent that claimed to be able to coax any woman into the sack after two dates.no i said i had never had a date go past the second date without ending up there...not any woman, i don't claim that, i also don't claim to be able to get any woman! Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 (It's also tough to believe I accidentally used seven consecutive words that begin with a vowel.)And insidiously allowing all of us into another erudite exhibition of, um, "ur" obviously articulate utterances. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 And insidiously allowing all of us into another erudite exhibition of, um, "ur" obviously articulate utterances.you could've used "y". it would've been ok in my book.sometimes Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 you could've used "y". it would've been ok in my book.sometimesi really feel bad for the letter y! i mean, how come it's only a vowel sometimes? seriously! that ain't fair! im gonna give it full time vowel status in my own mind, because i know it's the right thing to do and my self reassurance is all i particularly care about! Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 you could've used "y". it would've been ok in my book.sometimesIf you and I were real life friends, and you made this joke in my presence, this is how the conversation would've gone.You: "You could've used 'y'. It would've been ok in my book."(pause)You: "Sometimes..."Me: "You're an idiot."You: (laughs good naturedly, and with the understanding that you are, indeed, an idiot)Me: "We should go to the strip club, friend."You: "Cool."For some reason, all of my friends make really REALLY bad puns and really silly/stupid jokes, and I reflexively reply with, "(pause for a beat) You're an idiot." It's kind of the way I reassure my friends that, yes, I do appreciate them.I don't even know what's going on anymore.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 And insidiously allowing all of us into another erudite exhibition of, um, "ur" obviously articulate utterances.How long did it take you to come up with this?Oh yeah, Im sexually frustrated. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I have been married almost 24 years. I'm beyond frustrated. Link to post Share on other sites
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