BellaireDrew 2 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Ouch, painful. =(you have no ideaAfter a year you try and remember how you got through puberty. then you remember that it sucked then and it sucks nowQFMFT Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 19 years, 5 months, and 14 days. Link to post Share on other sites
MoChipsPlese 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 19 years, 5 months, and 14 days.HEHEHEHE Zsta! You're classic. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 19 years, 5 months, and 14 days.I'm sure this is a joke. Even if you're like superhero ugly or something, hell, even if you had you face burned off by acid and replaced by a replica of the ugliest thing thats ever existed like a huge dung beetle with gigantic, oozing herpes blisters all over its back, you would still at some point in those 19 years, be walking down the street, trip on the sidewalk, and your dick accidentally slip into some fat lady's belly roll. And that would count. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 I'm sure this is a joke. Even if you're like superhero ugly or something, hell, even if you had you face burned off by acid and replaced by a replica of the ugliest thing thats ever existed like a huge dung beetle with gigantic, oozing herpes blisters all over its back, you would still at some point in those 19 years, be walking down the street, trip on the sidewalk, and your dick accidentally slip into some fat lady's belly roll. And that would count.Or, that's how old he is and he's still a virgin.That's just one angle, I could be wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 I'm sure this is a joke. Even if you're like superhero ugly or something, hell, even if you had you face burned off by acid and replaced by a replica of the ugliest thing thats ever existed like a huge dung beetle with gigantic, oozing herpes blisters all over its back, you would still at some point in those 19 years, be walking down the street, trip on the sidewalk, and your dick accidentally slip into some fat lady's belly roll. And that would count.nope... I... am... a virginthe closest I have come is when one of my woman friends punched me in the junk... yeah Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 nope... I... am... a virginthe closest I have come is when one of my woman friends punched me in the junk... yeahdude thats like 3rd base, you were so close Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Or, that's how old he is and he's still a virgin.That's just one angle, I could be wrong.for some reason I thought that the guy was like 40 or 50. not really sure why.but still, no excuse. lose your virginity by 15 or you're a fag. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 for some reason I thought that the guy was like 40 or 50. not really sure why.but still, no excuse. lose your virginity by 15 or you're a fag.Darn.. well i'm screwedMight as well accept it..Anyone on here wanna have some crazy buttsecks? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Darn.. well i'm screwedMight as well accept it..Anyone on here wanna have some crazy buttsecks?Yes I would enjoy some buttsecks.(and it works again...) Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 dude thats like 3rd base, you were so closeand tonight it happened.4 hours. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 and tonight it happened.4 hours. Seriously, you just lost you virginity. AWSOME! Congratulations, is was about time, 19 isn't so bad. I was 17-18 when I lost mine just because I had to wait for my girlfriend at the time to be "ready". So we feel in "love" and hello regular sex, but that has been over for more than a year now and haven't much sex since, under 20 times I guess. I'm not too frustrated but when it's been a couple weeks the frustration peaks then dissipate when it turns into months. Now give us the details, how akward was it, how good was it with respect to you expectations, are you happy its done with, are you going to dabble some more? Link to post Share on other sites
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