DoinSublime 0 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Wow, that is the best answer I possible could've hope for. I just wish I had seen it before I played in my 5th tourney since last night, and got knocked out early.Now for the joint, movie, and sleep.Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Speedz,My hands are really dry with the winter weather. But I feel less than manly using lotion. What do you suggest I do?No_Neck Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Speedz, I want to kill myslef, any suggestions how to go about it?Sincerely,Burro Volante Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Mr Speedz99,Where would one find said weed in Delaware.Sincerely, WishingfortheWeekend Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Speedz, I want to kill myslef, any suggestions how to go about it?Sincerely,Burro Volante http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c....u=manly_suicide Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Dear Speedz,My hands are really dry with the winter weather. But I feel less than manly using lotion. What do you suggest I do?No_NeckDeer Mr. Neck,You should thank your lucky stars for the fact that you don't have sweaty hands. If you really need to use lotion, find a "Ask ____" thread by a black guy. Sincerely,Speedz99Dear Speedz, I want to kill myslef, any suggestions how to go about it?Sincerely,Burro VolanteDear Senor Volante,I don't approve of suicide. It's much easier to release your frustrations by being an asshole on the Internet, and making other people want to kill themselves. Circle of life, my friend.Sincerely,Speedz99Mr Speedz99,Where would one find said weed in Delaware.Sincerely, WishingfortheWeekendDear Mr. Hamm,I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a fund raiser.Sincerely,Speedz99 Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Topic for Today: We've landed on the moon! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Topic for Today: We've landed on the moon!Dear Speedz,What do you think about the theory that the moon landing was filmed on a hollywood backlot somewhere?Nik Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 Dear Speedz,What do you think about the theory that the moon landing was filmed on a hollywood backlot somewhere?NikDear Nik,Since the Internet is constantly monitored by government agents, I think that this theory is ridiculous and unfounded.Sincerely,Speedz99 Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Dear Nik,Since the Internet is constantly monitored by government agents, I think that this theory is ridiculous and unfounded.Sincerely,Speedz99Good point. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Dear Speedz,Do you think, in fact, there is a man in the moon? And if so, would you bang him?Signed,Curious in Canada Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 Dear Speedz,Do you think, in fact, there is a man in the moon? And if so, would you bang him?Signed,Curious in CanadaDear Allie,Well, the "man in the moon" is a reference to the face-like image that many people can see when looking at the outlines of large craters and cliffs on the surface of the moon. There are other optical illusions...including a beetle, a rabbit, and a woman reading a book. Since the "man" is really just a face, it would be impossible to bang him. But if it makes you feel better, if I had a giant wienis I would stick it in the man in the moon's crater-mouth.Sincerely,Speedz99 Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Dear Allie,Well, the "man in the moon" is a reference to the face-like image that many people can see when looking at the outlines of large craters and cliffs on the surface of the moon. There are other optical illusions...including a beetle, a rabbit, and a woman reading a book. Since the "man" is really just a face, it would be impossible to bang him. But if it makes you feel better, if I had a giant wienis I would stick it in the man in the moon's crater-mouth.Sincerely,Speedz99Dear Speedz,Thanks for clearing that up. Also, ironically, I had never heard about the rabbit in the moon illusion before, so I’ve definitely learned something here today. I think I like the giant-wienis-in-the-rabbit imagery better than the giant-wienis-in-the-crater-mouth thing, so I’m going with that. Thanks again!!Allie Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 I'm glad you've found this thread to be edumacational. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Dear Jebus I mean Speedz,Will you be joining the other losers and moving home with your parents?:fingerscrossedthatMRandMRSSpeedzwerentkilledinaboatingaccidednt: Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 18, 2007 Author Share Posted February 18, 2007 Dear Jebus I mean Speedz,Will you be joining the other losers and moving home with your parents?:fingerscrossedthatMRandMRSSpeedzwerentkilledinaboatingaccidednt:Dear Peter,No, they're not dead. But the most I'll be doing is visiting for a long weekend...I won't be moving back to the same state as them, forget about the same house.Sincerely,Speedz99 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Dr Speedz,Hii.Love,A Secret Admirerer Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 18, 2007 Author Share Posted February 18, 2007 Dr Speedz,Hii.Love,A Secret AdmirererDear Napa Secret Admirererer,I'd like to face fuck meet you sometime.Sincerely,Speedz99 Link to post Share on other sites
Michael J Fox 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Dear Speedz,Out of all of the brilliant film and television projects I've starred in, which would you say is your favorite?Affectionately,Mike Fox. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Dear Peter,No, they're not dead. But the most I'll be doing is visiting for a long weekend...I won't be moving back to the same state as them, forget about the same house.Sincerely,Speedz99TY Speedz99.As a follow up - Will you be jerking it more or less when you start your travels? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 Dear Speedz,Out of all of the brilliant film and television projects I've starred in, which would you say is your favorite?Affectionately,Mike Fox.Dear Mr. Fox,I particularly enjoyed Doc Hollywood. This film certainly will not illuminate everyone to the intricacies of free-will versus predestination, but it sheds some light into thinking that perhaps, as Paul Schrader alluded, the two do indeed work in tandem. Even Michael Caton-Jones may not be aware of all the complex insights that his film possibly provide. Doc Hollywood, though, must be given more than the simple recognition of "fun entertainment." The fact that the film's images speak as loud as its words, certainly is testimony to the fact: truth of destiny may be understood, but not always expressed in words. In its story and within its images lies a doorway for spiritual and cultural transcendence into understanding the importance of freedom and fate within our own destinies.Sincerely,Speedz99As a follow up - Will you be jerking it more or less when you start your travels?Hold on...I'm rubbing one out right now...ok, done. What were you saying? Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Dear Speedz,Why didn't you invite us to the ceremony or at least to the reception?Gay Couple Benefits Start in New JerseyTEANECK, N.J. (Feb. 19) - Shortly after midnight, Matt Goldstein and Daniel Gross renewed their vows as New Jersey became the third state in the nation to offer civil unions for gay couples. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Dear Speedz,Does watching shemale porn make me gay?Signed,Chicks With Dicks RULE Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Dear Speedz,Does watching shemale porn make me gay?Signed,Chicks With Dicks RULEClarification please. Is this shemale on male or shemale on female? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Clarification please. Is this shemale on male or shemale on female?Shemale on female usually. Sometimes Male on Shemale.Never Shemale on Male. Link to post Share on other sites
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