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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Someone should make a gif of him whiffing on a tackle and add a caption of something along the lines of Fake Girlfriend Tackle

 

The gif-maker I use doesn't allow adding text. You have to pay a membership fee or something to get all the bells and whistles. Don't think I haven't thought about it.

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Him saying he met her is easily explained. Those are white lies. He was embarrassed that his girlfriend was an "online" relationship with someone he's never met, so he fibbed, and things snowballed.

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I no longer have New Years Resolutions. I have wittled it down to New Day's Resolutions.

 

I'm a small picture guy. 42 minutes of cardio and some abs, done. No lifting today

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Getting paid to sit at my desk and listen to this manti teo stuff from yesterday's lebatard show is one of the best things to ever happen to me.

 

Which i guess is a little sad, but bleep it, I got what I got.

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my soon-to-graduate gaming friend in Richmond accepted a job with a financial planning software maker for $78k. works just down the street from shake. he's 23. participates in bodybuilding competitions.

 

sounds like a real douche

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