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hahaha no.

 

check escort post or naughty review, just put together a free email to sign up for EP etc and peruse away. there are a couple of other sites like preferred411 but they do some verification shit and there may be a small fee associated unless you got a reference from an established girl. stick to girls that have reviews, preferably a few reviews. it'll help cut down on the cop/robbery chances. Oh, and go for homefield advantage so you're more comfortable, stick to girls that offer outcall. you'll probably pay a bit more but it'll be worth it.

 

seriously napa, your boss needs to hire me as a troubleshooter/event coordinator.

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I just meant from the work force. Upon further inspection of my bank accounts, it is not in the cards.

 

I made the mistake of checking FB today. Wow, what a mistake. I definitely picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue. Way too much gun talk, not menton the usual array of annoying new mothers. I think I just hate people. Except you guys of course. I need an outlet but I dont think my 20 twitter followers care all that much, which I respect

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Facebook has been trash since whenever it was that they introduced apps.

 

I know someone that owns a bunch of zynga stock, wanted to buy FB at IPO, etc. I just nod and smile when he starts talking his positions.

 

know what is not trash? the new 38:00 four tet track, 0181.

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Strat should appreciate this: http://www.theregist...rces_job_china/

 

If the work is getting done and he is good enough to double check it... I'm not sure I understand the big deal. He's actually just outsourcing busy work.

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It's sad really, because Facebook was a good idea and back in 2005 it was a cool way to talk to friends and keep I touch. Now it's a soapbox for the uninformed and general dumpster for the emotional trash of a lost generation. Or just where people are annoying about Jesus.

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I'm guessing the absence of that piece of paper has cost you at least $60k over the years.

 

At least. Mostly because I've had to work my way up from the bottom rather than starting my career at mid-levelish

 

Oh, wait....

 

It's sad really, because Facebook was a good idea and back in 2005 it was a cool way to talk to friends and keep I touch. Now it's a soapbox for the uninformed and general dumpster for the emotional trash of a lost generation. Or just where people are annoying about Jesus.

 

Indeed

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At least. Mostly because I've had to work my way up from the bottom rather than starting my career at mid-levelish

 

Oh, wait....

if I wasn't cripplingly lazy, I would find and quote the stuff from your recent job search where employers passed on you for not having a degree. perhaps some of them might have offered a higher salary? there must have been instances in the past where this sort of thing happened - promotions given to degree holders over you, etc.

 

it is absolute nonsense of course. the piece of paper is a shitty proxy for intelligence, or dedication, or whatever.

 

 

 

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I've been passed overnot due to my lack of degree, but because I have zero passion for sales and banking, and because I have a big mouth. Moatly the laziness and lack of drive to succeed in a sales environment.

 

And the degree thing too

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it's an expensive, increasingly meaningless distinction. MBAs seem like the same story. you can't shove everyone through the system and expect outcomes/standards to remain the same. getting shit on for those two years after school did way more for me than the four years prior.

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Also, this motel has a room dedicated to cleaning animals.

 

This was the first thing I thought:

 

 

 

I made the mistake of checking FB today. Wow, what a mistake. I definitely picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue. Way too much gun talk, not menton the usual array of annoying new mothers. I think I just hate people. Except you guys of course. I need an outlet but I dont think my 20 twitter followers care all that much, which I respect

 

Have you run into any "Sandy Hook Truthers" yet?

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I read one of those people's blogs that was retweeted by @LOLGOP.

 

She was a housewife who can sniff out lies, just ask her husband. Frightening, the dopes that roam these United States.

 

I personally dont care that much about guns but I do hope legislation is passed and that spurs the real nuts to revolt against the govt, and then get droned into oblivion. That would make me chuckle

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My beard trimmer broke or at least it stopped working the other day. So now I'm 5 days past my normal trim schedule and I'm looking very West Virginian. You know that Appalachian white man beard. It's not super professional but at this job it doesn't matter.

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well you're a professional now so you're going to need a beard.

 

 

because you're gay.

 

 

 

I mean beard in the fake girlfriend sense.

 

 

 

 

 

because you're gay.

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