Tactical Bear 3 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Go rampage in off topic.Also: awesome.My father went to Shanghai. "I almost bought another suitcase so I could bring back 50 of them." Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 My father went to Shanghai. "I almost bought another suitcase so I could bring back 50 of them."When is your Far East adventure? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 When is your Far East adventure?Hopefully it will go better than his African Safari. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Hopefully it will go better than his African Safari.Brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 shitmydadsays "Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son." Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 shitmydadsays "Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son." he is so good. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Ha ha, on sportscenter they were showing a pic of Jake Delhomme QB Carolina for sale on Craigslist. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I took a huge shit this morning...after which I made a quick wipe-check and was fairly suprised to see that it was bright green. I paused for a second to make sure I wasn't dreaming, finished wiping, and stood up to survey the damage. It was surreal...all three midsized logs were neon green, kind of like hypercolor shirts if they came in shit form. I went back up to class, knowing that it'd be a bit tricky to google "green feces" without anyone around me taking notice, and remembered just as I walked though the door that I had eaten a spinach-artichoke dip yesterday afternoon. I'm pretty sure that my system was so surprised by the intake of a vegetable-like substance that it freaked out and ejected the invader.It's definitely the food intake. I was mildly concerned when this happened to me one time in Niagra Falls, of all places. The nurse answering the call couldn't have been less concerned.It's a good thing I stopped scoring posts in here last week.This is the best news I've gotten all month. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Speedz, not worry about the green poop. It's probably just a heavy dose of radiation from somewhere. I don't know about the rest of the sickies but i've been pretty giddy all day just knowing no other superthread has a Glow-in-the-Dark Jew Vet. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Speedz, not worry about the green poop. It's probably just a heavy dose of radiation from somewhere. I don't know about the rest of the sickies but i've been pretty giddy all day just knowing no other superthread has a Glow-in-the-Dark Jew Vet.well not on this site anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Speedz, not worry about the green poop. It's probably just a heavy dose of radiation from somewhere. I don't know about the rest of the sickies but i've been pretty giddy all day just knowing no other superthread has a Glow-in-the-Dark Jew Vet.That is pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Yeah I've had a big week, unfortunately this is the only league that (currently?) I'm in that's not for money, and I've already lost 3 in the others with 1 up in the air (Brady +7 versus Gostowski and Moss). http://www.cracked.com/article/103_11-obno...football-draft/ Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Dialogue(Wang's phone starts playing " ")Wang: "Yello?"Havarti: "Aaaaaaay what's up?"Wang: "Just watching reruns of 'Bones' and smoking a bean."Havarti: "Really?"Wang: "Well, half of that is true."Havarti: "Ah, that sucks. I'll get you high one of these days."Wang: "What's up?"Havarti: "I just got out of work..."Wang: "Yeah? Wanna grab a drink?"Havarti: "I could use one, but I just want to relax. You got anything at your place?"Wang: "Well, yes."Havarti: "Sweeeeet. I'll be over in a bit."Wang: "Alright."Havarti: "Hey... do you know a Vickie that works up at the B-Dubs?"Wang: "Uh..."Havarti: "Because she kinda grilled me today, asked me if I was seeing you."Wang: "Yeah, I know her."Havarti: "Then when I told you we'd been out a few time she started being all weird."Wang: "How so?"Havarti: "She was all like, 'Listen, he's a good guy, and you shouldn't mess around around with him' then she called me a slut."Wang: (laughs)Havarti: "First off, I'm not a slut. You've been with more people than me, Derek. Second, bitch please. You're not dating him anymore. You don't even know me."Wang: "Yeah, I don't know what that's about. We don't even talk anymore."Havarti: "Alright, well, I'll see you in a bit." So Vickie told Havarti not to see me, so Havarti decided "Now I have to go have sex with him." I'm getting spite-laid tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Dialogue(Wang's phone starts playing " ")Wang: "Yello?"Havarti: "Aaaaaaay what's up?"Wang: "Just watching reruns of 'Bones' and smoking a bean."Havarti: "Really?"Wang: "Well, half of that is true."Havarti: "Ah, that sucks. I'll get you high one of these days."Wang: "What's up?"Havarti: "I just got out of work..."Wang: "Yeah? Wanna grab a drink?"Havarti: "I could use one, but I just want to relax. You got anything at your place?"Wang: "Well, yes."Havarti: "Sweeeeet. I'll be over in a bit."Wang: "Alright."Havarti: "Hey... do you know a Vickie that works up at the B-Dubs?"Wang: "Uh..."Havarti: "Because she kinda grilled me today, asked me if I was seeing you."Wang: "Yeah, I know her."Havarti: "Then when I told you we'd been out a few time she started being all weird."Wang: "How so?"Havarti: "She was all like, 'Listen, he's a good guy, and you shouldn't mess around around with him' then she called me a slut."Wang: (laughs)Havarti: "First off, I'm not a slut. You've been with more people than me, Derek. Second, bitch please. You're not dating him anymore. You don't even know me."Wang: "Yeah, I don't know what that's about. We don't even talk anymore."Havarti: "Alright, well, I'll see you in a bit." So Vickie told Havarti not to see me, so Havarti decided "Now I have to go have sex with him." I'm getting spite-laid tonight.Oooh, she'll probably put in the extra effort to make sure your spite lay is more than usually awesome. Have fun! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Oooh, she'll probably put in the extra effort to make sure your spite lay is more than usually awesome. Have fun!I'm pretty sure she just wants to hang out and drink club soda.none of you understand how fucking pissed I am that JJJ wasn't rating the thread this last week Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I'm getting spite-laid tonight.You and me both my friend, for completely different reasons. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 The president of my fraternity has the swine flu. I informed him that only faggots die from it. I'm going to feel really bad if he does die. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Havarti: bitch please.That's hot.none of you understand how fucking pissed I am that JJJ wasn't rating the thread this last weekWhy? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Havarti: "She was all like, 'Listen, he's a good guy, and you shouldn't mess around around with him' then she called me a slut."So wait... I thought you had ruined your chances forever? It sounds like Victoria doesn't agree. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 The president of my fraternity has the swine flu. I informed him that only faggots die from it. I'm going to feel really bad if he does die.Yeah, because then you were in a fraternity run by a faggot. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 The president of my fraternity has the swine flu. I informed him that only faggots die from it. I'm going to feel really bad if he does die.it's only a matter of time now. YOU'RE DONE BOY. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Dialogue(Wang's phone starts playing " ")Wang: "Yello?"Havarti: "Aaaaaaay what's up?"Wang: "Just watching reruns of 'Bones' and smoking a bean."Havarti: "Really?"Wang: "Well, half of that is true."Havarti: "Ah, that sucks. I'll get you high one of these days."Wang: "What's up?"Havarti: "I just got out of work..."Wang: "Yeah? Wanna grab a drink?"Havarti: "I could use one, but I just want to relax. You got anything at your place?"Wang: "Well, yes."Havarti: "Sweeeeet. I'll be over in a bit."Wang: "Alright."Havarti: "Hey... do you know a Vickie that works up at the B-Dubs?"Wang: "Uh..."Havarti: "Because she kinda grilled me today, asked me if I was seeing you."Wang: "Yeah, I know her."Havarti: "Then when I told you we'd been out a few time she started being all weird."Wang: "How so?"Havarti: "She was all like, 'Listen, he's a good guy, and you shouldn't mess around around with him' then she called me a slut."Wang: (laughs)Havarti: "First off, I'm not a slut. You've been with more people than me, Derek. Second, bitch please. You're not dating him anymore. You don't even know me."Wang: "Yeah, I don't know what that's about. We don't even talk anymore."Havarti: "Alright, well, I'll see you in a bit." So Vickie told Havarti not to see me, so Havarti decided "Now I have to go have sex with him." I'm getting spite-laid tonight.Nothing like a good segue. I'm pretty sure she just wants to hang out and drink club soda.none of you understand how fucking pissed I am that JJJ wasn't rating the thread this last weekhaha, hey do you know Derrick? Slut!So wait... I thought you had ruined your chances forever? It sounds like Victoria doesn't agree.It's just the normal girl thing. She can be happy with her decision to not want him as long as shedoesn't find out that lots of other girls do. I thought that's Wang's Master Plan anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 GOOD NEWS: I looked out of my window and saw something small, brown and moving in my garden. Then I noticed another one. I realised they were small hedgehogs so I went outside to look closer and there were 4 little hedgehogs and I also got a glimpse of their mum hedgehog too. Here's a picture of 3 of the kids:I've decided to name the mum Hepsibah and the little ones Zenith, Quasar, Casper and Maude. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Yeah, because then you were in a fraternity run by a faggot.Wow, be more homophobic. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Havarti: "She was all like, 'Listen, he's a good guy, and you shouldn't mess around around with him' then she called me a slut."Wang: (laughs)JoeyJoJo: (laughs)none of you understand how fucking pissed I am that JJJ wasn't rating the thread this last weekI have stats through last week. I decided to stop on Monday morning after I got done scoring all the weekend posts and forgot to save the spreadsheet and then when I closed it and Excel asked me if I wanted to save it, I inexplicably clicked "no." I didn't want to go back and do those posts again and I couldn't handle not having complete data, so the project was terminated.You and me both my friend, for completely different reasons.I mean, do we have to ask for the story?I've decided to name the mum Hepsibah and the little ones Zenith, Quasar, Casper and Maude.Hedgehogs are the best animals to use as one of those door step shoe scrapers. Link to post Share on other sites
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