JoeyJoJo 18 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I just walked down to Starbucks, ordered a carmel latte, paid for a carmel latte and then turned around and left Starbucks, walked back to my office and realized I didn't wait at the counter and actually get my carmel latte or my change. I'm an idiot.Have you seen those McDonald's that have two drive thru windows? You order at the menu/intercom, pay at the first window, pick up your food at the second window. It's like an assembly line of fast food.One time I drove up to the first window, paid for my food, and was talking up the cashier girl with my usual assortment of witticisms. She handed me a bag of ketchup and napkins and her laughter warmed my heart.Blinded by love, I set the bag down believing it to be my food and drove off. As I reached into the bag for a fry, I realized to my dismay that no food stuffs were in the bag. My inner demons would not allow me to go back through the drive thru and admit my mistake.I never saw the girl again. I go inside to get my food now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Then how can you hate him so much?instinctI'll try to remember that video when I get home. Thx Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 fast food disappointmentYour story reminded me a little of homer's "meeting Mr. T at the mall" story. I don't know why. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 thanks for the rail MDGwhats your sn again? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Have you seen those McDonald's that have two drive thru windows? You order at the menu/intercom, pay at the first window, pick up your food at the second window. It's like an assembly line of fast food.One time I drove up to the first window, paid for my food, and was talking up the cashier girl with my usual assortment of witticisms. She handed me a bag of ketchup and napkins and her laughter warmed my heart.Blinded by love, I set the bag down believing it to be my food and drove off. As I reached into the bag for a fry, I realized to my dismay that no food stuffs were in the bag. My inner demons would not allow me to go back through the drive thru and admit my mistake.I never saw the girl again. I go inside to get my food now.lmao you kill me Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Good morning. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Good morning.let's spoon Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 MDG-Shipped it. Now you cant say 0 anymore. Thanks Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 let's spoonSure. You can be inside spoon this time. My ass is still sore from that "Bring a 2 foot cucumber to bed" prank you pulled on me the other night. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Sure. You can be inside spoon this time. My ass is still sore from that "Bring a 2 foot cucumber to bed" prank you pulled on me the other night.i crack myself up sometimes Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 8 User(s) are reading this topic (4 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: mythar, Ron_Mexico, strategy, speedz99g'daygaynever been laidthis group is ready to party, except I'm pretty sure MattyCats really is gay Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 i crack myself up sometimesYeah, it was a nice touch that you "forgot" to scrape off those sharp little bumps all over the cucumber. Felt great. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Should be a good game in any event, who's getting the start for the Habs?Looks like it's gonna be Huet. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little afraid of the Sabres. You can't argue with 8 wins in a row. Hopefully we can repeat our performance from last time, minus the choking at the end part.I'm pretty excited about the game either way. I've already informed the girlfriend she'll be painting the bathroom by herself. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 8 User(s) are reading this topic (4 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: mythar, Ron_Mexico, strategy, speedz99g'daygaynever been laidthis group is ready to party, except I'm pretty sure MattyCats really is gayhow do you know I didn't get laid last night? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 how do you know I didn't get laid last night?HahahahahahahahahahaSorry..:walks away shaking head and chuckling: Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Sure. You can be inside spoon this time. My ass is still sore from that "Bring a 2 foot cucumber to bed" prank you pulled on me the other night.I'd love a 2ft cucumber.I peel and eat them as a snack. A little salt. mmm good. Luv em on my salads.Yes I eat salads. I like em actually. And I don't like croutons. Too bad I also like the baked potato with butter, the cheesy bacon fries with ranch from Outback, Double Quarter Pounder with cheese.Oh, that reminds me. Last night at around 9pm, I'm driving home, need some dinner, I'm still buzzed and a little tired. What is around the corner? McDonaldsHere is my actual order.Double Quarter Pounder meal, large sizedten piece chicken nuggetsDiet CokeI was even buzzed enough to forgo the obligatory "oddly enough" comment I usually do after that order then saying "diet coke"I woke up this morning and there were two french fries in my bed. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I woke up this morning and there were two french fries in my bed.how is this different from any other morning? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I woke up this morning and there were two french fries in my bed.I guess you should be happy I'm not doing the Ronnie weight loss tracker anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I woke up this morning and there were two french fries in my bed.Hate to say it buddy, but that second one was in fact your cock. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I'm pretty excited about the game either way. I've already informed the girlfriend she'll be painting the bathroom by herself.I'll help her. My brushstrokes are excellent for rosey cheeked Canadians who have boyfriends that have exceptionally large calves and buy exceptionally small diamonds.how do you know I didn't get laid last night?good point, do tell. Go ahead, I'll wait.of note, I still think evenyone should watch Katt Williams HBO special. We were doing lines from it all day Saturday and Sunday.how is this different from any other morning?well done, this was the best one.I guess you should be happy I'm not doing the Ronnie weight loss tracker anymore.meh, NEW DIET STARTS TOMORROWHate to say it buddy, but that second one was in fact your cock.Not bad.You guys are too easy. I figured that joke would generate a response. Sadly, it was true. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Double Quarter Pounder meal, large sizedten piece chicken nuggetsDiet CokeI had the QPC with DP, and the 10pc CMN last night. It's like you're my long-lost father or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 of note, I still think evenyone should watch Katt Williams HBO special. We were doing lines from it all day Saturday and Sunday.:well-timed and perfectly delivered "Lolli-Lines" joke: Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I had the QPC with DP, and the 10pc CMN last night. It's like you're my long-lost father or something.F U, I'm only 34.now take your pecker out of the original packaging and use it.sorry, all I have is the virgin thing, I gotta beat it into the ground, much like you and your pecker.(don't worry, sexing has been a while for me as well) Link to post Share on other sites
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kers2 0 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 The most recent special (the Vicious Circle thing) was the least funny thing he's ever done. His standup on the Insomniac Tour (with Dave Attell) was absolutely hilarious, and his cd's aren't bad either. I couldn't even get through 10 minutes of Vicious Circle, it just wasn't funny.This is pretty much spot on. I really have no interest in his work anymore thoughMoooornin... Good day to you sir! Link to post Share on other sites
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