I Called In Sick Today

[ShakeZuma 585]

Same here. Did I tell you guys about the photographic evidence of the story I told about how I fell face first onto concrete wearing nothing but my see through boxer shorts?

see this is what I'm talking aboutany post that ends in "see through boxer shorts" is an automatic winner.

[turd ferguson 1]

see this is what I'm talking aboutany post that ends in "see through boxer shorts" is an automatic winner.

Did I mention that I was soaking wet because I just got out of a hot tub full of five other guys also wearing only see through boxer shorts?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Mex, you might like this. Dane Cook impression.http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3478

this was very funny. I hope it was done with a mocking insult type tone not an imitation form of flattery one.

in other news, I'm so bored that I have now chewed a water bottle cap into the shape of a vagina

bang it

Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: those movies are about how the white man keep the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! What's a "Nubian"? Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckuniverse; gets a whole CLAN of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuckyou call that? Intergalactic civil war? Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white! Well isnt that true?BLACK RAGE!!!!

you forgot to log into the proper acct.also accepted, did you not pick up your prescription?

And while we're talking about decisions, Cindy, Seriously. Take this for how you will. I'm not sure if your daughter lives with you or your estraged husband, but perhaps instead of juggling around 2, 3, 4 guys at a time, take a break and spend some quality time with your daughter.

holy crapagain, not to pile on you Cindy (she doesn't read back anyway) but you are way outta line. If the guy is a tool, dump him, don't prolong it and play games to mess with him or somehow try to make him feel like he pushed you away, because then he'll think you liked him and he screwed up, which in some childish way, you want him to think that. That is beyond effed up. Just tell him you don't see any type of future and there is no point in continuing on. High school is over, stop with the games. This is just an honest opinion.also of note, I haven't had an orgasm in around a week. Thats gonna change tonight. Now where is my bottle of water?

[ShakeZuma 585]

hey, I resisted the urge to start a One Tree Hill thread.

somebody should check out the new issue of Maxim.you're welcome.

[GrinderMJ 0]

Lolli-even though this doesn't really affect the hand you just posted, from all the HH's you post in here, it looks like you underbet the pot alot. You should bet stronger in general.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

somebody should check out the new issue of Maxim.you're welcome.

this from a guy who was checking out my Veronica Mars thread.that didn't help my case did it?

[turd ferguson 1]

I heard this quote a few minutes ago, and it struck me as hilarious. Am I stupid or tired or is this funny?"The Black Star Wars is coming out in a couple years. Yoda's gonna be black, and Darth Vader will be bone white.

[ShakeZuma 585]

this from a guy who was checking out my Veronica Mars thread.that didn't help my case did it?

When I got my new issue this afternoon, I saw the girls on the cover and thought the show sounded like one of the ones you were talking about. went to the tv forum and viola. a one tree hill quote from Mr Mexico.

[leftygolfer 7]

I heard this quote a few minutes ago, and it struck me as hilarious. Am I stupid or tired or is this funny?"The Black Star Wars is coming out in a couple years. Yoda's gonna be black, and Darth Vader will be bone white.

porno?Gary Coleman as YodaParis Hilton as Dartha Vader

[ShakeZuma 585]

When I got my new issue this afternoon, I saw the girls on the cover and thought the show sounded like one of the ones you were talking about. went to the tv forum and viola. a one tree hill quote from Mr Mexico.

I just re-read your post and realized you didn't know what I meant.seriously, go to Maxim.com and check out this months issue.

[strategy 4]

again, not to pile on you Cindy (she doesn't read back anyway) but you are way outta line. If the guy is a tool, dump him, don't prolong it and play games to mess with him or somehow try to make him feel like he pushed you away, because then he'll think you liked him and he screwed up, which in some childish way, you want him to think that. That is beyond effed up. Just tell him you don't see any type of future and there is no point in continuing on. High school is over, stop with the games. This is just an honest opinion.also of note, I haven't had an orgasm in around a week. Thats gonna change tonight. Now where is my bottle of water?

I'm going to make a point to link her to this when she posts another "should I catch up?" reply. I'll also show her therrinn's post, because if you haven't noticed, he doesn't flame people very often.I'm not linking her to misterb's however, because it was kind of unrelated and I think he might have hit the wrong button. But he put in a good effort anyway.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I'm going to make a point to link her to this when she posts another "should I catch up?" reply. I'll also show her therrinn's post, because if you haven't noticed, he doesn't flame people very often.I'm not linking her to misterb's however, because it was kind of unrelated and I think he might have hit the wrong button. But he put in a good effort anyway.

there is no point. She's gonna play the immature baby games regardless.Seriously, how many times has she presented a problem or issue, we all gave advice, she did it her own way, we ended up being right?Many times. People are gonna do what they are gonna do.

[KDawgCometh 2]

bang it

I think for the first time, i found something taht my pin sized dick was too big forand its offical everyone, I just bought the dog collar and my chemical romance shirt on amazon for my halloween costume. Now I just need to get the black lipstick and eye liner

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

When I got my new issue this afternoon, I saw the girls on the cover and thought the show sounded like one of the ones you were talking about. went to the tv forum and viola. a one tree hill quote from Mr Mexico.

yeah, that is what got me to stop on the show initially when I was channel surfing. The redhead was topless on a bball court with nothing but the bball covering her bags. Hot P everywhere. Then I started watching, and the storyline got me. I'm so gay.

I think for the first time, i found something taht my pin sized dick was too big forand its offical everyone, I just bought the dog collar and my chemical romance shirt on amazon for my halloween costume. Now I just need to get the black lipstick and eye liner

I was actually gonna type up some makeup tips, in detail, but then I realized I didn't have the energy to do the research on makeup tips. Just imagine it and laugh. ThanksI'm out

[KDawgCometh 2]

o yeah, for those that may be interested. I've started doing film reviews in the TV&Movies sectionalso, You may be a douchebag if you are like this guy in any way

[CardWarfare 4]

i wasn't aware that crypto had already shut people out, but that's a possibility. that really sucks, since all of the decent bonus options except Absolute are pretty much out for americans.then again, absolute with rakeback is way better than any other ones anyways.

I'll have to keep that in mind when I redeposit.And by "keep that in mind" I mean, I expect you to remember that and hold my hand while I try to get some bonus whoring going.

[Napa_Don 688]

o yeah, for those that may be interested. I've started doing film reviews in the TV&Movies sectionalso, You may be a douchebag if you are like this guy in any way

Lol, my pledgebrother is actually going like this guy for halloween

[mrdannyg 274]

o yeah, for those that may be interested. I've started doing film reviews in the TV&Movies sectionalso, You may be a douchebag if you are like this guy in any way

that's such first-level douchebaggery, it barely even is douchebaggery. i mean, there is no guy out there wearing pink shirts with popped collars that are unaware that they seem like a dbag.for real douchebaggery, you need to go a little further, like guys who pretend that their personal opinions on movies are suitable for wide dissemination. or guys who are members of fraternities, and try to mock people who are essentially more successful versions of themselves by 'dressing up' as them for hallowe'en. or guys who think they are better than any of the aforementioned dbags, and try to intellectually mock them in an awkward diatribe on an internet forum.

I'll have to keep that in mind when I redeposit.And by "keep that in mind" I mean, I expect you to remember that and hold my hand while I try to get some bonus whoring going.

let me know when you're getting ready to redeposit, and i'll be happy to hold your hand through it. and yes, i get reacharound refer-a-friend benefits. from you.

[ajs510 122]

Sorry Habs, my boys got skillz...100 words on "Why the Buffalo Sabres are the best team in hockey" on my desk by lunchtime...Love, Adam

[zimmer4141 0]

I just got back from my beer league hockey game, we won 6-2 pushing us to 1-2-0 on the season. I had an assist tonight, we played better but are still pretty bad.Got 2 English papers back today, B and A-, so I'm happy about that as I abso****inglutely hate English classes.History reading then bed.Oh, and Tiger Woods 2007 for the XBox 360 is quite awesome.

[KDawgCometh 2]

for real douchebaggery, you need to go a little further, like guys who pretend that their personal opinions on movies are suitable for wide dissemination.

your trying to say something here, but I can't figure out just what it is

[Napa_Don 688]

or guys who are members of fraternities, and try to mock people who are essentially more successful versions of themselves by 'dressing up' as them for hallowe'en.

your trying to say something here, but I can't figure out just what it is

You know, I'm kinda picking up on that too...

[CardWarfare 4]

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[rocketpoker828 0]

Terrell Owens must be happy. Romo is throwing every ball to him. It's like the Randy Ratio.

[CardWarfare 4]

Terrell Owens must be happy. Romo is throwing every ball to him. It's like the Randy Ratio.

I stopped watching... Score?