Bizzle 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 also, You may be a douchebag if you are like this guy in any wayThat was my halloween costume last year. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 1st break of an $11 rebuyIm at 18,116 Stack: largest 40391, smallest 480, average 8151 Your current position is 24 out of 347 be sure to let us know how that one worked out. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Just got another great costume idea. I have 2 large blue towels that I use. Pin them together, put some large bloodshot eyes on there, stick my body between, and I'm the biggest stoner cartoon character ever.Add that to my great high-pitched voice saying "You wanna get high?" and it's genius.i like the towelie one. homer is good too, but it'd have to be well done. if you're willing to put a decent effort into it, its a great one. even if you don't do **** for towelie, just grab a couple towels, tell people to remember to bring a towel and ask if they want to get high, and people don't even need to have seen the show.Agreed. Towelie is a pretty sweet costume, and if you do Homer you have to go balls out. People wont care if you fuck up Towelie, because Towelie is a stupid stoner Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Daniel Alaei is really impressing me watching HSP... I missed a lot of the episodes where he got involved but he's pretty nasty.. yeah, he's a sicko. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I have nothing to add.I'm gonna try to do some work today. Go figure.It's in the 60's and sunny today. What I wouldn't give to go out and golf and drink many beers. I actually considered my left nut, but nobody was willing to take the deal.Where is Bizzle's brother when I need him? Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Where is Bizzle's brother when I need him?He's in Cincinnati, wicked depressed because he can't swim and because all of his friends go out to bars that are really strict on carding people and he got his ID taken a few weeks ago.In other words, he'd give you a damn good price. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 He's in Cincinnati, wicked depressed because he can't swim and because all of his friends go out to bars that are really strict on carding people and he got his ID taken a few weeks ago.In other words, he'd give you a damn good price.How come he can't swim? Is the one ball thing like having one arm in swimming? Throws off balance and he swims in cirlces?I musta been sad as an underager. I never even tried to drink, and we just frequented a club that was 18 and over for guys. The Red Zonepopular song at the time. KLF is gonna rock y'allI'm rambling now. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 How come he can't swim? Is the one ball thing like having one arm in swimming? Throws off balance and he swims in cirlces?The funny thing is, most of our swimming is done in circles. Pretty much the only time we go straight up and back is during races. During practice, you always swim on the right side of the lane. Except in foreign countries, those bastards always swim on the left.The more you know!And he can't swim because he is still rehabbing his knee and redshirting this year. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Bizzle's brother has some famous companyFamous people with only one testicle:Adolf Hitler - Dictator. Fact mentioned in spanish popular science magazine Muy Interesante. Napoleon Bonaparte - French military commander and dictator; namesake of the Napoleon complex. Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bodybuilder, actor, politician. Tom Green - Oddball (pun!) actorHansie Cronje - South African cricket captainJohn Kruk - Retired professional baseball player for, among others, the Philadelphia Phillies. Lance Armstrong - Famous Tour de France Champion (suggested by quasi)Virgil Livers - played for the Bears. ( I added this one)The more you know!Good think I don't work for a big company. That Google search for "famous one testicle" was a little gay. Ok, big time gay. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Famous people with only one testicle:Adolf Hitler - Dictator. Fact mentioned in spanish popular science magazine Muy Interesante. Napoleon Bonaparte - French military commander and dictator; namesake of the Napoleon complex. Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bodybuilder, actor, politician. Tom Green - Oddball (pun!) actorDrawingDeadInDM - Worthless sack of shit.Hansie Cronje - South African cricket captainJohn Kruk - Retired professional baseball player for, among others, the Philadelphia Phillies. Lance Armstrong - Famous Tour de France Champion (suggested by quasi)Virgil Livers - played for the Bears. ( I added this one)Good think I don't work for a big company. That Google search for "famous one testicle" was a little gay. Ok, big time gay.I'm not gonna bite on this one, Chris, but only because I love you. Instead, I went self-deprecating.So, what's crappenin' fags? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 5 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: Habs Fan, leftygolfer, ajs510Hey there buddy! Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Mike and I are betting on the outcome of the series. I have St Louis. He has Detroit. As St Louis is primed to walk all over the Tigers, I will take any and all suggestions for an av/sig/title combo for Mike. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I won't need suggestions. Yours is all mapped out, Mr. 3:2 dog. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I won't need suggestions. Yours is all mapped out, Mr. 3:2 dog.I wonder what those odds are going to be tomorrow after Carpenter throws down the hammer tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Wow, there is some serious trash talk in here. That really escalated quickly! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 that was funny.you and your friends are really taking this homosocial thing to a whole new level. I'm not sure if I'm impressed or incredibly disturbed. I think a little of both. Which is good.Now was this swamp vag one of the strippers? I think thats how I remember you telling it. Anyways, that was a very bold move by her, I have to say. you get her number? and can I have it?I think pretty much everyone that knows us is pretty disturbed...which makes us love it even more. For some reason we really enjoy making people uncomfortable by being unacceptably gay, and then accusing them of being uncomfortable with their sexuality.Swamp vag was actually a random law student...hot body, not hot face. You cannot have her number until we verify that my friend's weinis is not going to rot and fall off. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I think pretty much everyone that knows us is pretty disturbed...which makes us love it even more. For some reason we really enjoy making people uncomfortable by being unacceptably gay, and then accusing them of being uncomfortable with their sexuality.yeah, I'm pretty sure there is something more going on here, maybe not consciously, but I'm pretty sure there are deeper issues at work. My cop buddies like pulling out their puds, do silly stuff like that, but you guys are into touching each other, and doing it all the time, like every time you guys see each other, halloween costumes, ect.I'm pretty sure one of these days, you guys will be sitting around, watching a porn or something, one guy will go "Damn, I'm really hard right now" and then pull it out and show the other two guys in the room. Then one of the other guys will say "hey, why don't you just stroke it for a minute, that'd be funny right?" and he'll go "sure, that will be funny"He'll start beating like mad, you guys will be oddly turned on, then you guys will pull it out, all jerk off and watch each other come. Everyone will clean up, have a good chuckle and then carry on.Then, next time you have them over, you'll have your favorite porn scene all cued up. Accidentally push play on the DVD player and then it will go again.Something like "go ahead, you know you wanna fire one off. I'll do it if you do it" will be uttered. Then, as he's stroking it, one guy will suggest, hey, I'll suck you off if you'll do me when your done" You'll look around, remember you haven't had a head job in a while, say, "screw it, head is head" and let him go to town on you. You'll close your eyes and dream of a hot chick doing this to you. The head won't be bad, but you'll lose all urge to do it to him once the splooge leaves your body, but hey, a deals a deal.So, you blow him, and after a couple of minutes, you figure, "hey, this isn't horrible" and really start to emulate what you see on porn and start spitting on it, see how far down you can go, tell him he needs to shave down, finally, he comes, but now you're hard again. That day ends, and you guys repeat the process a couple of times, but in order to eliminate the awkwardness of having one guy come first and not being into it, you do a 69, but we all know its hard to concentrate on coming when you are tying to get someone to come, so you go back to alternating on each other.Then, you realize that you are hanging out with this friend just for the blow jobs. You feel dirty one day, and you stop calling him, but he's cool with it because he feels the same way.So basically Matt, just admit you like touching guys a bit and save us all the trouble.You aren't making people uncomfortable by touching your male friends, you're making yourselves comfortable. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 *slowly backs away* Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Graphic. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Am I the only one who thinks SuitedAces21 is the biggest douchebag on these forums since bascomeb? Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Oh..Okay. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Mr. Mexico's story Ok, big time gay. *slowly backs away*QFTToo Graphic.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 oh what? I'm the fag now?hey, he's holding hands with guys and spooning with them, touching another man's penis.What do you think the next step is?Friend1-guys, I guess we've taken this gay joke as far as we couldFriend2-yeah, it was a good runSpeedz-not so fast guys, quick get me a camcorder, a bottle of lube and some tranny pornFriend1-what do you have in mind?Speedz-all night sex party, just the three of us, and we're gonna film it and market it. How uncomfortable will that make everyone?Friend2-Including us? Very. I'm not sure I'm on board with this.Speedz- :gobble gobble slurp:Friend2-ok, I'm in. SOUND, SPEED, ROLLING, AANNNND ACTION Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 oh what? I'm the fag now?hey, he's holding hands with guys and spooning with them, touching another man's penis.What do you think the next step is?Friend1-guys, I guess we've taken this gay joke as far as we couldFriend2-yeah, it was a good runSpeedz-not so fast guys, quick get me a camcorder, a bottle of lube and some tranny pornFriend1-what do you have in mind?Speedz-all night sex party, just the three of us, and we're gonna film it and market it. How uncomfortable will that make everyone?Friend2-Including us? Very. I'm not sure I'm on board with this.Speedz- :gobble gobble slurp:Friend2-ok, I'm in. SOUND, SPEED, ROLLING, AANNNND ACTIONWho spit in your 10 piece last night? Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Yeah, I knew it was the later one. The former isn't even a consideration.Try not to use former and later, that confuses the hell out of me. Link to post Share on other sites
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