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All us cool guys hanging out on a Friday night eh?Wow, 9 Sox hits and 2 Tiger errors and they only have 1 run so far...
The g/f went home and I have to work at 7 AM. No partying for moi.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I've flopped 3 open ended straight flush draws today, and each time I try to figure out how on earth Wasicka folded his hand.
That may have been the most weak tight play in the history of poker.:exaggeration face:
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$50+$4 Sat to Poker Classic7 left, 6 PayUTH who is low stack with 1600 chips left and blinds at 200/400 pushes. UTG+1 calls, folded to Button (Big Stack) who PUSHES! I had 95o and was going to cooperate out of the BB but both me and UTG+1 (who chats...ok....) fold.BB has AK; UTG has 67. Flop 995. Thankfully, BB's AK holds up and we all get the seat.The 2nd lowest stack at the table with 3K was sweating the hand I'm sure..

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Is this too aggressive? His stack is 1800 mine is 1200 15/30 blindsBoth checked I have 48dFlop comes 3h 5d 6dHe bets 100 I push...
I don't think its too bad. Even if he flopped a set you have (math is prolly bad; I'm tired) 16 outs twice.
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And I'm now 3 for 3. Turned out to be a better night than I thought it would be."I hope you got a big trunk, cause I'm puttin my bike in it"Also, the Indian guy to the Black guy, "So, when your child comes out, is he automatically on parole?"

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And I'm now 3 for 3. Turned out to be a better night than I thought it would be."I hope you got a big trunk, cause I'm puttin my bike in it"Also, the Indian guy to the Black guy, "So, when your child comes out, is he automatically on parole?"
Yup, keep wasting all that positive variance before sunday!Just got done watching Garden State. Good movie, and Natalie Portman is now on top of my celebrities that I'd marry list.
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Hey rinn, can we push the start time back to 2PM Sunday? I have to work Sunday morning, and I might not be done til 12:30 or so, and I want time to prepare before our match.
Pretty sure that'll be fine.
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This is how you lose $2320 in one hand.*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to BillyBizzle [8s Ah]ezgam: folds socram80: folds p0et68: folds BillyBizzle: raises 2400 to 3600sohokid: folds BigFishNuts: folds Bumpasaurus: calls 3600coola: folds stealurmoney: folds *** FLOP *** [7h Ac 8d]BillyBizzle: checks Bumpasaurus: bets 1200BillyBizzle: raises 2400 to 3600Bumpasaurus: calls 2400*** TURN *** [7h Ac 8d] [6c]BillyBizzle: bets 7631 and is all-inBumpasaurus: calls 7631*** RIVER *** [7h Ac 8d 6c] [3d]*** SHOW DOWN ***BillyBizzle: shows [8s Ah] (two pair, Aces and Eights)Bumpasaurus: shows [7c 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)Bumpasaurus collected 32137 from pot

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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down. Prove that you love me and buy the next round, Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?Sheesh! I'm the only one here on a Friday night. I need a life.
yeah you do...
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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down. Prove that you love me and buy the next round, Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?Sheesh! I'm the only one here on a Friday night. I need a life.
If me and Zimmer have cooler plans than you, you've got some issues.Actually, I am Mr Cool lately - casino tomorrow then going to a dance club with a bunch of women i haven't met, then pub crawl on sunday. officially breaking out the Milf Hunter hat, so Lori, if you're near Halifax, give me a shout.Also, Janis Joplin is one of my all-time favourites. No wonder I never get laid :my new sig is funny only to me face:
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I'm guessing by this post QueenOuch doesn't come around much.She lost her gusto? Figured
And just who do you think would be leaving them by my bed?(lemon juice funtimes)think she'll let me get away with that one???(/funtimes)
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I've also discovered that Dog does not want me to play online poker. I finally am getting ready to deposit some cash on FCP, after delaying it since I signed up for the forum, and I go to do it tonight, get everything set up, then realize1- my email address is wrong2- my first name is partially wrong5- the scroll bar where you select your age only goes up to the year 1985. I was born in 1986. The site says 18+, yet that would be 21. Minds boggleApparently, I was in a bit of a rush back in October, and screwed up my email address, as well as only gave my name as "Jeff" instead of my full name "Jeffrey". Since my bank account is registered under my real (full) name, it won't work unless everything is matching. So, I figure it's an easy fix right? I can probably just tweak something in the my account page and fix it. Nope. Gotta email support. So I sent an email, and am now waiting to hear back, but that still doesn't solve the issue of the birthyear. I signed up for Firepay just in case this still doesn't work, and am now also pending one of those mini-deposits to show up, to verify that it is indeed my bank account. Dog, can you just tell me why you don't want me playing online poker so badly?And don't say it's because I suck. I already know that.

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I basically just finished getting the basics of my room setup. I'm thinking about getting a floor lamp and just not using the light on the ceiling fan. I had one of those multi-colored floor lamps last year, but the plastic on it was cheap and broke mid-semester.Let's be honest here... I need help decorating. Does anyone have ideas for crap I can get from WalMart or Urban Outfitters or Target or online somewhere?

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This just in....fieldblond: yesterday me and friendsfieldblond: were saying how good ak's is in tourney deepstack#4931519363: fieldblond wins 16300 chips from the main pot with a flush, ace high.The_Napa_Don: wow, sounds rivetingJIMRENO: io'll tell u what is better.......luckfieldblond: yupfieldblond: but we flopped 8 games ak vs 44 and ak won 6-2fieldblond: against qq it won 4-3The_Napa_Don: LOL, cause 8 and 7 times is a way big enough sample

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So guess whos a ball full of sunshine today!:wishing I could look in a mirror face:Meet up with old friend from H.S. that is 6'1" 115lbs. id say 7.4 on my scale. Cutie patootie.So anyway, she calls me up says I had a dream about you what are you doing tonight (last night) I say lets do this meet me at 'x' location. Get to location 'x' and she says she missed me, holding my hand, lets go back to my place and "watch some tv" blah blah blahInsert :MisterB finally sexing outside of previous g.f. face:Get back to my place tv is on, lights are not, go to kiss her and she turns away.:Insert MisterB is no longer in H.S. and does'nt play games face:Proceed to whip out juniorB and begin to play, she is in shock, but watching.Then when the time is right, a little aim adjustment and BAM! all the littleBs I can muster flying in a glorious rainbow formation through the dimmed light, so beautiful, landing just shy of their intended target, pretty sure shell never be able to wear that shirt again, grab her a towel and say thanks for coming over.Moral of the story, is there ever a moral?Just don't put me in that position and not expect me to recycle my manhood.So I guess what im trying to say is, it was a normal friday night. I worked, ate, had a couple drinks, looked at some cute girls and materbagged it

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