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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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What was that michael keaton movie where the guy was like you farggin bastages and my grandmother hung me on a hook once, once!
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I'm not much of a football fan but she could change my mind. Those shorts should be illegal transparent crumpled in a (small) heap by my bed.
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I wish I had a basketball court in my apartment. I really want to play, but the only court around me is always full of black guys that would have no interest in a slow white guy that can shoot and post up, but can't dribble past a 4 year old girl.

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What was that michael keaton movie where the guy was like you farggin bastages and my grandmother hung me on a hook once, once!
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Oh, and I found out an hour ago that the guys from Broken Lizard (Super Troopers, etc) are in town doing a free screening of Beer League.None of my friends were up for going on such short notice.I'm in the market for new "real" friends. Anyone interested?

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I'm not much of a football fan but she could change my mind. Those shorts should be illegal transparent crumpled in a (small) heap by my bed.
I'm guessing by this post QueenOuch doesn't come around much.She lost her gusto? Figuredanyways, off to hopefully have a peaceful night at the club.
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That's weird. I don't associate you with that av. I actually don't really associate Brett with that av anymore either but that's who my brain registered at first when I saw that. Then when I realized it was you I had a weird menage a trois moment while you and Brett both swirled around in my brain. Don't know why I felt the need to share that and yet I did.Is it possible to be too high?Good evening Sickies.
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I'd hit it. Really, I would.
Beer League plea for friends
I'm in. When and where? I should warn you, though, I don't give reach around on the first date.
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Oh, and I found out an hour ago that the guys from Broken Lizard (Super Troopers, etc) are in town doing a free screening of Beer League.None of my friends were up for going on such short notice.I'm in the market for new "real" friends. Anyone interested?
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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I'm asking if that post is an indication that it is possible. Cause I'm pretty freakin' high so was that post incoherent? Is this one?
They were coherent, but I could tell you're high.
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Well, this night is off to a great start. Guy pushes with AQ, I call with 8s 8c. Flop QJ9 all clubs. Turn 4s, River 5s.
Woo hoo! I can out bad beat Zim tonight.Playing a SNG, I call a raise on the button with 99. Flop comes K 9 6 rainbow. He bets 120, I raise to 410, he pushes, I instacall. He flips up AK. You can guess the rest.:BBFIDTS face:
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