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Very hilarious story, but I picked this out because I am confused. Married twice already means this is her 3rd wedding...am I missing something here??
My bad, it's his third. She told him she was only married once, but it's actually twice.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Theres a noob in gen that just said hes going to write an online poker book. 2nd response, "make sure you have a chapter on pottery"I used to come here to laugh, now I go there.A well shot is a shot using the bottom of the barrel liquor. Like stuff that makes Dubra look like grey goose.IMO, ripoff.

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Theres a noob in gen that just said hes going to write an online poker book. 2nd response, "make sure you have a chapter on pottery"I used to come here to laugh, now I go there.A well shot is a shot using the bottom of the barrel liquor. Like stuff that makes Dubra look like grey goose.IMO, ripoff.
nice, so they're real shots, just the shitty liquor.tonight is a quantity of quality night.
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help from e-friends time!alright, so a bar advertises $2 "well shots." what is a well shot? is it just a normal shot, or a shooter?can I get a shot of vodka or a single run & coke for $2?
Behind the bartender are shelves with all the good hooch. In front of him is 'the well', where there is a ton of ice, guns with coke/sprite/soda etc, and a shelf that holds the bar's most profitable/cheapest booze. When you ask for a rum and coke, you get the 'bar rum' from the well. When you ask for a bacardi and coke, you get the stuff from behind, usually more expensive.Bottom line: If you don't usually specify a brand when asking for a mixed drink, you won't notice a difference; you're already drinking well drinks.
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nice, so they're real shots, just the shitty liquor.tonight is a quantity of quality night.
So basicially this is the night you too are going to whip it out and jerk off on a girl?Nice, details following agreed?have fun
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thanks for the help guys and lori. trying a new drink tonight, a "rum runner" (amaretto, dark rum and coke), so will be trying many a double. its $2 drink night, and it's just me, a couple buddies, and about a dozen somewhat shy girls they work with, who i've never met. my plan is to whip out my ZimCash and make sure everyone gets nice and liquored.hope everyone has funtimes planned for tonight. if you're planning on real fun times, check out this band at www.okamusic.com or www.myspace.com/okamusic. some pretty cool music, and they're first album, "elements" is fantastic sexing music.

So basicially this is the night you too are going to whip it out and jerk off on a girl?Nice, details following agreed?have fun
as implied above, i will certainly be pursuing country matters.sadly, you guys will be the first to hear all about it.cheerio
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A "well" shot a rail pour. Just your average shots, no Premium shots such as Jose.Awww, how sweet. My son just walked up to me and said, "Mom, I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you are. You're REALLY beautiful." Starting out lying at a young age, I see.
If it were West Virginia, I'd think he was looking for a piece of ass.
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You're one sick puppy, must be why I like you so damn much.2 hours until my poker tourney starts, 2 hours 10 minutes until I bust out of said tourney.
Nothing more inspiring than confidence.Umm check your phone in 3 minutes
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thanks for the help guys and lori. trying a new drink tonight, a "rum runner" (amaretto, dark rum and coke), so will be trying many a double. its $2 drink night, and it's just me, a couple buddies, and about a dozen somewhat shy girls they work with, who i've never met. my plan is to whip out my ZimCash and make sure everyone gets nice and liquored.as implied above, i will certainly be pursuing country matters.sadly, you guys will be the first to hear all about it.cheerio
I don't want to hear about you getting too wasted and blowing it with all of these chicks. Buy them some girly shots to get them going, but make sure to keep yourself in control so you can hold a somewhat coherent conversation.
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Glad to see no littleB's made there way into that picture...
Why do you think its only a headshot?Because a girl is about to get a headshot under the deskLittleBs will make it into a picture, my last post will be a JuniorB release party
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Why do you think its only a headshot?Because a girl is about to get a headshot under the deskLittleBs will make it into a picture, my last post will be a JuniorB release party
Don't you work there with your sister? Is she going to come up for air and say hi to the camera?Lori, what tournament?Peter, tough break last night.. I was watching up until 20 people were left..thought you had it.
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So my sister and employee walk into the salon after lunch and pick up the sign I just made, and go"What is this?"I show them + have to explain itThey say "Hey Matt lets take you out tonight!"Bahahhahahahah, e-friends + r-friends = myfriends With e-friends you get peoples real opinion, and you can pick and choose. You dont have to like anyone online just because theyre friends with someone else.Plus we have YogiBTWI knew that sister comment was comingAnd once again, this is CT not arkansas

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I think that JuniorB line was hilarious, I guess Im off my game todayAlright Im going home now.I wish everyone the best of luck today and tonight.DannyG---- Confidence (liquid or otherwise) is the key to the thongLori--- good luckZim--- You make more playing poker anywayUmmmm Im missing someoneDamnit, well to the house. have an absolutely beautiful day*edit, oh yeah Rhinestone I really thought you could be will ferrell but you lost me with the sister comment. Big Boo.

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Have a fun day/night. I'll text you later when I'm drunk and horny.
Texting is so impersonal. Send me your address and I'll Fed-Ex you a web cam.
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Peter, tough break last night.. I was watching up until 20 people were left..thought you had it.
Yeah, that was pretty brutal. I won everytime I got my money in real good (and that happened a lot) and I lost every flip I got involved in (AJ lost to 99, AK lost to QQ and A8 lost to that 77). Friggin annoying.The good part is I've played 4 qualies and cashed in 3. So I'm only out 109 so far.
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*edit, oh yeah Rhinestone I really thought you could be will ferrell but you lost me with the sister comment. Big Boo.
No way I was ever going to be able to live up to that hype anyway. Enjoy your Saturday.I am 2.5 hrs away from my tournament. 3000 FPP on stars where 1 in 11 get a ticket to event 5 of the WCOOP.
Yeah, that was pretty brutal. I won everytime I got my money in real good (and that happened a lot) and I lost every flip I got involved in (AJ lost to 99, AK lost to QQ and A8 lost to that 77). Friggin annoying.The good part is I've played 4 qualies and cashed in 3. So I'm only out 109 so far.
The AA vs AQ hand was awesome when he tried to pick up the pot on the flop and then hit his queen on the turn. The money was probobly going in anyway but the 2k bet was perfect to suck him in.I need to learn to play sometime...
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