Randy Reed 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Very hilarious story, but I picked this out because I am confused. Married twice already means this is her 3rd wedding...am I missing something here??My bad, it's his third. She told him she was only married once, but it's actually twice. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 My bad, it's his third. She told him she was only married once, but it's actually twice.It is always a good idea to have a solid foundation of trust and honesty in a marriage. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 It is always a good idea to have a solid foundation of trust and honesty in a marriage.or experience? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 BYOB Catchup and Mustard White Trash WeddingPriceless. You gonna make copies of the DVD available? Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Priceless. You gonna make copies of the DVD available?Consider this post e-validation for the cumshot on olive oyl line. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Priceless. You gonna make copies of the DVD available?Yeah, I should be able to make billions, if not millions! Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 help from e-friends time!alright, so a bar advertises $2 "well shots." what is a well shot? is it just a normal shot, or a shooter?can I get a shot of vodka or a single run & coke for $2? Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Theres a noob in gen that just said hes going to write an online poker book. 2nd response, "make sure you have a chapter on pottery"I used to come here to laugh, now I go there.A well shot is a shot using the bottom of the barrel liquor. Like stuff that makes Dubra look like grey goose.IMO, ripoff. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Theres a noob in gen that just said hes going to write an online poker book. 2nd response, "make sure you have a chapter on pottery"I used to come here to laugh, now I go there.A well shot is a shot using the bottom of the barrel liquor. Like stuff that makes Dubra look like grey goose.IMO, ripoff.nice, so they're real shots, just the shitty liquor.tonight is a quantity of quality night. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 help from e-friends time!alright, so a bar advertises $2 "well shots." what is a well shot? is it just a normal shot, or a shooter?can I get a shot of vodka or a single run & coke for $2?Behind the bartender are shelves with all the good hooch. In front of him is 'the well', where there is a ton of ice, guns with coke/sprite/soda etc, and a shelf that holds the bar's most profitable/cheapest booze. When you ask for a rum and coke, you get the 'bar rum' from the well. When you ask for a bacardi and coke, you get the stuff from behind, usually more expensive.Bottom line: If you don't usually specify a brand when asking for a mixed drink, you won't notice a difference; you're already drinking well drinks. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 nice, so they're real shots, just the shitty liquor.tonight is a quantity of quality night.So basicially this is the night you too are going to whip it out and jerk off on a girl?Nice, details following agreed?have fun Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 thanks for the help guys and lori. trying a new drink tonight, a "rum runner" (amaretto, dark rum and coke), so will be trying many a double. its $2 drink night, and it's just me, a couple buddies, and about a dozen somewhat shy girls they work with, who i've never met. my plan is to whip out my ZimCash and make sure everyone gets nice and liquored.hope everyone has funtimes planned for tonight. if you're planning on real fun times, check out this band at www.okamusic.com or www.myspace.com/okamusic. some pretty cool music, and they're first album, "elements" is fantastic sexing music. So basicially this is the night you too are going to whip it out and jerk off on a girl?Nice, details following agreed?have funas implied above, i will certainly be pursuing country matters.sadly, you guys will be the first to hear all about it.cheerio Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 A "well" shot a rail pour. Just your average shots, no Premium shots such as Jose.Awww, how sweet. My son just walked up to me and said, "Mom, I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you are. You're REALLY beautiful." Starting out lying at a young age, I see.If it were West Virginia, I'd think he was looking for a piece of ass. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 You're one sick puppy, must be why I like you so damn much.2 hours until my poker tourney starts, 2 hours 10 minutes until I bust out of said tourney.Nothing more inspiring than confidence.Umm check your phone in 3 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 thanks for the help guys and lori. trying a new drink tonight, a "rum runner" (amaretto, dark rum and coke), so will be trying many a double. its $2 drink night, and it's just me, a couple buddies, and about a dozen somewhat shy girls they work with, who i've never met. my plan is to whip out my ZimCash and make sure everyone gets nice and liquored.as implied above, i will certainly be pursuing country matters.sadly, you guys will be the first to hear all about it.cheerioI don't want to hear about you getting too wasted and blowing it with all of these chicks. Buy them some girly shots to get them going, but make sure to keep yourself in control so you can hold a somewhat coherent conversation. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Phone wouldnt send so here ya go Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Phone wouldnt send so here ya goGlad to see no littleB's made there way into that picture... Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Glad to see no littleB's made there way into that picture...Why do you think its only a headshot?Because a girl is about to get a headshot under the deskLittleBs will make it into a picture, my last post will be a JuniorB release party Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Why do you think its only a headshot?Because a girl is about to get a headshot under the deskLittleBs will make it into a picture, my last post will be a JuniorB release partyDon't you work there with your sister? Is she going to come up for air and say hi to the camera?Lori, what tournament?Peter, tough break last night.. I was watching up until 20 people were left..thought you had it. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 So my sister and employee walk into the salon after lunch and pick up the sign I just made, and go"What is this?"I show them + have to explain itThey say "Hey Matt lets take you out tonight!"Bahahhahahahah, e-friends + r-friends = myfriends With e-friends you get peoples real opinion, and you can pick and choose. You dont have to like anyone online just because theyre friends with someone else.Plus we have YogiBTWI knew that sister comment was comingAnd once again, this is CT not arkansas Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I think that JuniorB line was hilarious, I guess Im off my game todayAlright Im going home now.I wish everyone the best of luck today and tonight.DannyG---- Confidence (liquid or otherwise) is the key to the thongLori--- good luckZim--- You make more playing poker anywayUmmmm Im missing someoneDamnit, well to the house. have an absolutely beautiful day*edit, oh yeah Rhinestone I really thought you could be will ferrell but you lost me with the sister comment. Big Boo. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Have a fun day/night. I'll text you later when I'm drunk and horny.Texting is so impersonal. Send me your address and I'll Fed-Ex you a web cam. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Peter, tough break last night.. I was watching up until 20 people were left..thought you had it.Yeah, that was pretty brutal. I won everytime I got my money in real good (and that happened a lot) and I lost every flip I got involved in (AJ lost to 99, AK lost to QQ and A8 lost to that 77). Friggin annoying.The good part is I've played 4 qualies and cashed in 3. So I'm only out 109 so far. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 *edit, oh yeah Rhinestone I really thought you could be will ferrell but you lost me with the sister comment. Big Boo.No way I was ever going to be able to live up to that hype anyway. Enjoy your Saturday.I am 2.5 hrs away from my tournament. 3000 FPP on stars where 1 in 11 get a ticket to event 5 of the WCOOP.Yeah, that was pretty brutal. I won everytime I got my money in real good (and that happened a lot) and I lost every flip I got involved in (AJ lost to 99, AK lost to QQ and A8 lost to that 77). Friggin annoying.The good part is I've played 4 qualies and cashed in 3. So I'm only out 109 so far.The AA vs AQ hand was awesome when he tried to pick up the pot on the flop and then hit his queen on the turn. The money was probobly going in anyway but the 2k bet was perfect to suck him in.I need to learn to play sometime... Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 If I give you my address, it won't be because you want to send me something.Sweet. I'm All-in.I love Tupperwear Parties. Link to post Share on other sites
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