zimmer4141 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 It's because I'm not railing you...It actually might be.*Cue Twilight Zone Music* Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 EWLL i WENT TO THE movies with some of my brothers and "You me and dupree" and we snuck in some captina morgan and put it in our cokes and drink ti and i finsished it like fast and i ened up passing out iduring the movie but it's okay cause we reocrded bppart of it with my phone so we're pirates nowand pirates like rum. W eth then took shots in our parking lot cause we dcan't dirnk in our fraternity house. I"MM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Well, I need my sleep for a huge day of poker tomorrow. Quality +17BB session tonight, see y'all tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 It's because I'm not railing you...Tomorrow, at 2 pm EST, please sign onto FCP and look for mine and Zimmer's table - he wants you to rail him throughout the match. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 3 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Habs Fan, LolliMornin baby Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Mornin baby2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Habs Fan, Randy Reed Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Morning Buckarooszimm and therinn, good luck today, i'll probably rail.Wedding update: found out yesterday that the best man has a coke/alcohol problem and they are trying to find someone else that can fit into the tux and replace him. I'm praying they don't/can't find anyone. You always need a leading man for major movies.I am thinking of using the little cartoon blurbs that pop up kinda like those date shows on tv. (not interested) (wants sex) (you're a slob) type things only mine will say,(bedsheets)(tacky coolers)(coke idiot)etc..oh well more later Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Pop, Pop, Pop up white trash wedding. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 And its a good day for a white trash wedding...D & G aka MrDannyG-Why couldnt you solo it with the femeninas? Or would it be too weird? 5'5 140 damn kid you should lose some lbs.So what was that $2 profit about anyway?Hey Randy can you fit in the tux? I can see it now, Umm ladies and gentleman the groom had to work, so were doing the service with a cardboard cutout, but he did assure us that he will be at the reception... oh yeah and when you see him make sure you have 2 beers in hand.So really Zim, you know youre going to be like cool and shit in college, running a b&m room all night poker absolutely raping ppl with rake. Then when you get burned out from all the bad beat stories you can pop in everynow and then to boost your celebrity.So MisterB has some friends who run a club on saturday nights and he is on the cuff. So Im shaking hands with everybody (think liotta in goodfellas - the $20s) and this dime is sitting down taking everybodys money. I see her but dont stare and continue through the procession line litterally with guys screaming "MISTERBBBBBBBB" (seriously my friends know me only as misterb now) and this dime is just staring me down so I walk by where ppl are supposed to stop and pay and I make eye contact shoot her a wink and walk by. Her Jaw drops, it was classic.Then 2 steps later the bouncer stops me and says who the fuck do you think you are pay up. At which point 3 guys all grab him and say he's with us-whew-I scratched the hardwood, smoked waayyyy too many cigarettes, had text sex with lori (oh yeah thats right she never sent me one) and I got digits. No crazy jerkoff story just another, just another, just another night alonnneee(Blink 182 song) All in all, it was a 7. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 And its a good day for a white trash wedding...D & G aka MrDannyG-Why couldnt you solo it with the femeninas? Or would it be too weird? 5'5 140 damn kid you should lose some lbs.So what was that $2 profit about anyway?Hey Randy can you fit in the tux? I can see it now, Umm ladies and gentleman the groom had to work, so were doing the service with a cardboard cutout, but he did assure us that he will be at the reception... oh yeah and when you see him make sure you have 2 beers in hand.So really Zim, you know youre going to be like cool and shit in college, running a b&m room all night poker absolutely raping ppl with rake. Then when you get burned out from all the bad beat stories you can pop in everynow and then to boost your celebrity.So MisterB has some friends who run a club on saturday nights and he is on the cuff. So Im shaking hands with everybody (think liotta in goodfellas - the $20s) and this dime is sitting down taking everybodys money. I see her but dont stare and continue through the procession line litterally with guys screaming "MISTERBBBBBBBB" (seriously my friends know me only as misterb now) and this dime is just staring me down so I walk by where ppl are supposed to stop and pay and I make eye contact shoot her a wink and walk by. Her Jaw drops, it was classic.Then 2 steps later the bouncer stops me and says who the fuck do you think you are pay up. At which point 3 guys all grab him and say he's with us-whew-I scratched the hardwood, smoked waayyyy too many cigarettes, had text sex with lori (oh yeah thats right she never sent me one) and I got digits. No crazy jerkoff story just another, just another, just another night alonnneee(Blink 182 song) All in all, it was a 7.they were going to a dance club and i'd never met anyone of them before. would've been pretty messed up to go myself. and yeah i'm fat, but i don't look it due to a complete lack of muscle. *****.i took my $2 profit and am about 3/4 of the way into shaving my HulkStache. It's going to look pretty funny/badass, and also be funny because I'll finally blend in out here.Randy, I can't wait for stories/pictures. Preferably of the lonesome coke, sitting on a tablecloth, while the best man snorts a line.MB, that is pretty funny your friends know that. Too bad the bouncer didn't let you buy or the dime's clothes would definitely be hanging over your bedpost at this moment. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 MB, that is pretty funny your friends know that. Too bad the bouncer didn't let you buy or the dime's clothes would definitely be hanging over your bedpost at this moment.They love it, the MisterB. One time they introduce me to a cutie and she was like "MisterB?? so whats your first name?" To which I replied "Mister" my friends were rolling, she was not.I concour that the bouncer ruined my game, I did not talk to the door girl the rest of the night because of it, but did give her looks in and out of the club, she knew it. Too bad you couldnt go with them to the dance club, all you needed was one other guy to go and you wouldve been golden, meh saved you money anyway.Edit* Is it bad that I wanted to put up a picture of justin timberlake in that thread about the 22yr old who hates his life? or would a tear drop and picture of a river be better? Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 just goofin around on fcp playing limit and man is there a donkey. He just called me to the river with 9 high, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 wow I can hardly keep up with all the posts in the thread today, ppl slow down so I can keep up Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 wow I can hardly keep up with all the posts in the thread today, ppl slow down so I can keep upROFLMAO!!!ugh 3 more hours til my heads up match. i wanna play nooooooooow Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 ROFLMAO!!!ugh 3 more hours til my heads up match. i wanna play nooooooooowcould be worse, you could be 5 hours from getting out of work. I want to make a joke of this, but im having such a hard time picking from all the possibilities running through my head right now Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 hey, loogie, how's it going? Where you working now? Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Man, it's dead in here today. Zim and therinn, GL today. I get to go buy shit for my apartment. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Man, it's dead in here today. Zim and therinn, GL today. I get to go buy shit for my apartment.I've gotta go get stuff for my room as well but I really don't wanna go Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 20 minutes til our match starts. I wish I wasn't playing another Sickie so I could talk about how much I wanted to kick his ass today, but I'll keep those emotions inside today. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I've gotta go get stuff for my room as well but I really don't wanna goThat makes two of us. I don't feel like spending half a paycheck on kitchen stuff. I'd rather spend it on things that matter, like video games. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 20 minutes til our match starts. I wish I wasn't playing another Sickie so I could talk about how much I wanted to kick his ass today, but I'll keep those emotions inside today.Hehe, I thought that my choice of password was appropriate.That makes two of us. I don't feel like spending half a paycheck on kitchen stuff. I'd rather spend it on things that matter, like video games.I had to buy a bunch of stuff yesterday. Ended up going to Target and got a whole lot of stuff dirt cheap - might not be top quality, but it looked decent and was at a great price. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I had to buy a bunch of stuff yesterday. Ended up going to Target and got a whole lot of stuff dirt cheap - might not be top quality, but it looked decent and was at a great price.That's exactly what I plan on doing. One story before I go: I finally partied yesterday, owing to the fact that I have two consecutive days off for the first time in a month. A friend of mine was having a slip-n-slide party at her apartment with several of my other friends from school. I started drinking pretty heavily, then my dad calls me to say that he got his new job and that my family was going to dinner to celebrate. I quickly finished my last drink (plus a shot to go) and went to dinner quite buzzed.The moral of the story? Being drunk with your parents is fun.I'll be back later. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 therinn takes game 1 when he turned a straight and pushes in on the river, zim calls with AA. therinn now leads 2-0. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 The redsox came back from 3-0 down Zim.Grind it out Im rooting for the sick thread, get it sick thread, theyre both in... yeah.Hey good news I just saved a bunch of money by switiching my car insurance to geico Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Hello all, been having some hardcore connection problems lately, but i'm done catching up..still trying to get some farkin money on FCP, but so far, nothing. I'm waiting on the deposits from FirePay, and if that doesn't work, I officially give up.Seems pretty dead in here today Link to post Share on other sites
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