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Don't bother. They've got a man woman bitch on the inside.
Single-handedly bumped down to page 2.That's all I got. The damn flood control made it harder than necessary.edit: of course no one tells me WHO the inside person is.. Great. All that for nothing. Dogdammit Idaho. I'm going to lunch. Screw you guys.
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I got my ass handed to me in a game of virtua fighter2 by none other than ICE-T
I beat DMX for $20 in a game of 8-ball at the Marquis Lounge on the corner of Armitage and Halsted in Chicago.
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Single-handedly bumped down to page 2.That's all I got. The damn flood control made it harder than necessary.edit: of course no one tells me WHO the inside person is.. Great. All that for nothing. Dogdammit Idaho. I'm going to lunch. Screw you guys.
I was willing to let it go until Caleb called me a dumb ****. I'm not cool with that. Blame him.
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Go Red Wings.Queer jumping on skates.
Damnit, I forgot he went to the Red Wings. I hated him even more when he played for the Minnesota North Stars.
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Single-handedly bumped down to page 2.That's all I got. The damn flood control made it harder than necessary.edit: of course no one tells me WHO the inside person is.. Great. All that for nothing. Dogdammit Idaho. I'm going to lunch. Screw you guys.
We figured it was self-explainatory when the last post was made by Idaho with a "bump". Not to mention Turd, Habs, and I all calling her naughty names.
I beat DMX for $20 in a game of 8-ball at the Marquis Lounge on the corner of Armitage and Halsted in Chicago. Then he shot me.
FYP...
I was willing to let it go until Caleb called me a dumb ****. I'm not cool with that. Blame him.
The sabotage was killed well before he called you a cunt
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Well, maybe if you weren't being a dumb cunt...
unrelatedly, i love the new signature. Combining South Park with Shakespeare is quite the genius. 50 points.oh, and:HangukMiguk April 10th, 2005 6,701 257 4.82% pckt10s November 14th, 2005 5,373 160 3.00% sdnuol July 22nd, 2005 864 114 2.14% doublemeup October 16th, 2005 6,601 86 1.61% Whiskey16 August 5th, 2005 10,963 83 1.56% zimmer4141 February 23rd, 2006 8,162 77 1.44% CardWarfare October 29th, 2005 6,040 77 1.44% offset June 20th, 2005 791 75 1.41% Golden May 24th, 2005 10,729 74 1.39% timwakefield July 11th, 2005 3,069 68 1.28% How the hell do you post 257 times in one day?
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I beat DMX for $20 in a game of 8-ball at the Marquis Lounge on the corner of Armitage and Halsted in Chicago. Then he shot me with his man juice Ron Mexico style.
FYP...
FYFMP
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unrelatedly, i love the new signature.oh, and:HangukMiguk April 10th, 2005 6,701 257 4.82% pckt10s November 14th, 2005 5,373 160 3.00% sdnuol July 22nd, 2005 864 114 2.14% doublemeup October 16th, 2005 6,601 86 1.61% Whiskey16 August 5th, 2005 10,963 83 1.56% zimmer4141 February 23rd, 2006 8,162 77 1.44% CardWarfare October 29th, 2005 6,040 77 1.44% offset June 20th, 2005 791 75 1.41% Golden May 24th, 2005 10,729 74 1.39% timwakefield July 11th, 2005 3,069 68 1.28% How the hell do you post 257 times in one day?
245 of those are "fuck gold"
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You take that back.
HAIL to those fornicatorsHAIL to those masturbatorsHAIL HAIL MichiganThe cesspool of the WestHAIL to those motherfuckersHAIL to those big cocksuckersHAIL HAIL MichiganThe cesspool of the West
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We figured it was self-explainatory when the last post was made by Idaho with a "bump". Not to mention Turd, Habs, and I all calling her naughty names.FYP...The sabotage was killed well before he called you a cunt
I didn't see it, I haven't been in there in a while.. and the last post was made by turd, not Idaho...In actuality it was turd calling her a cunt, but still, confusion ensues
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Well, maybe if you weren't being a dumb cunt...
There was an OLD COUNTRY BUFFET in a mall near my house. The lighted sign hand indivual letters. One night the O, R, and Y were not turned on. It was momentarily ammusing.
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