Dirk17 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 In a 5 dollar donk fest on tilt this classic comes up tonight, i laughed so hard i almost pissed myselfDealer: ShermanJames shows [Ts Th]Dealer: DDKong shows [Ac Qs]Dealer: The flop is [6s Js As]Dealer: The turn is [3s]Dealer: The river is [8s]Dealer: ShermanJames shows a flush, Ace highDealer: DDKong shows a flush, Ace highDealer: DDKong wins the pot (2,020) with a flush, Ace highDealer: ShermanJames stands upShermanJames (Observer): what the @!$!ShermanJames (Observer): wow, this site is gay as hell, we both had A high flushes and it gives it to himShermanJames (Observer): unrealDDKong: ha that's classicDDKong: umm i had the Q of spades donkShermanJames (Observer): it doesn't matterKimmiPants: are u really that dumb?KimmiPants: he had AQ flushShermanJames (Observer): play at any casino and that pot splitsDDKong: i hope your kidding, if not quit poker nowKimmiPants: lololololUncleWaldo: man, what casino do you play at?KimmiPants: thats the funniest thing ive ever heardShermanJames (Observer): mostly vegasDDKong: the one from vegas vacation, they have pick a number there and everythingKimmiPants: no vegas casino splits that potShermanJames (Observer): but sometimes i roll out to phoenixtamikamoo: yah okyShermanJames (Observer): wow, whatever guysShermanJames (Observer): haha nh, i guess Link to post Share on other sites
mellinac 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 i had AAflop was K 9 4(2 spades)he went allin I callhe had 23 of spades.....no spade hit"lucky *******"me- "yep...i was lucky to win when I was a 2-1 favorite"ok, when someone plays a hand because it was suited...i love it. play it every hand. EV says i will win in the long run. Win Win Win. That's all that matters Link to post Share on other sites
Vogelb5 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Nice one Dirk.. unbelievable. Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I had a guy in a computer lab at school argue nearby with his friends that a flush like the one in that hand is a chop, as long as the ace of the suit is on board.They asked a few random people walking by what they thought, and they all just agreed with him because he was being a total spazz.I was in the back of the room 4 tabling 2/4 and kept my mouth shut. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 65s, limpJ52 checked to me, i bet, 1 caller2; checked to me, i bet, 1 callerQ; checked to me, I check guy flips Q3random dude-"nh"fish-"thanks, i was slowplaying the whole hand, too bad he didnt bite" Link to post Share on other sites
nickforgot 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 65s, limpJ52 checked to me, i bet, 1 caller2; checked to me, i bet, 1 callerQ; checked to me, I check guy flips Q3random dude-"nh"fish-"thanks, i was slowplaying the whole hand, too bad he didnt bite"i just threw up a bit in my mouth Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 65s, limpJ52 checked to me, i bet, 1 caller2; checked to me, i bet, 1 callerQ; checked to me, I check guy flips Q3random dude-"nh"fish-"thanks, i was slowplaying the whole hand, too bad he didnt bite"haha Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t40 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comBB (t3000)UTG (t3000)UTG+1 (t3000)MP1 (t2840)MP2 (t3000)MP3 (t3000)CO (t3000)Button (t2980)Bill Fillmaff (t6180)Preflop: Bill Fillmaff is SB with 8:spade:, A:spade:. 6 folds, Button calls t40, Bill Fillmaff raises to t180, BB calls t140, Button calls t140.Flop: (t540) J:spade:, Q:spade:, 4:spade: (3 players)Bill Fillmaff checks, BB bets t150, Button calls t150, Bill Fillmaff calls t150.Turn: (t990) 3:spade: (3 players)Bill Fillmaff checks, BB bets t500, Button folds, Bill Fillmaff calls t500.River: (t1990) 4:club: (2 players)Bill Fillmaff checks, BB bets t1000, Bill Fillmaff raises to t2200, BB folds.Final Pot: t5190Results in white below: Bill Fillmaff has 8s As (flush, ace high). Outcome: Bill Fillmaff wins t5190. Reykhet: tossed a houseFCPFillmaff: what you have?hoganfly: qsFCPFillmaff: pocket queens?Reykhet: 2q 3 4shoganfly: yesFCPFillmaff: youre stupidReykhet: u suk cokFCPFillmaff: you just limp/call preflop then with three spades, you just call the bet?hoganfly: thought had flush what is stupid about that?FCPFillmaff: wow, three spades on board and you automatically think someone has a flush?Reykhet: 4FCPFillmaff: im taking on the flopFCPFillmaff: talking*Reykhet: rightFCPFillmaff: why just call the bet and give us a chance to possibly hit the flushReykhet: i folded on the turn u knobFCPFillmaff: im aware, pay attentionFCPFillmaff: WHY DID YOU NOT RAISE ON THE FLOPReykhet: silenceding ding, i win Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Eddie:you're the dummy giving lessons at the table.I woudn't post that.Please stop teaching the idiots.Some of it might stick Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I was chatting with a couple players around me while playing 1-2 NL live. We started talking about Aces getting cracked. It went something like this:player 1: Man, I got my aces cracked my 9T suited the other day.Player 2: yeah, those are ace killersMe: 9T suited is actually the best possible hand you can have against AcesPlayer 2: yup, its actually about 52/48 if you can believe it, I looked it up.Me: *stunned silence* Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hahahaha I looked it up.I would think 98 suited would be a little better than T9 Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 77% for A's vs 23% for T9s...where the **** did that guy get his math from? Link to post Share on other sites
mrfrankhg 0 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 77% for A's vs 23% for T9s...where the **** did that guy get his math from?He looked it up... remember?! Link to post Share on other sites
SonicReducer 0 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Someone told me they preferred AK over AA because you have more outs. Link to post Share on other sites
anselm 0 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 After I lose as a 75% favorite, suckout king says I had to have known I was going to lose (?) and besides he was 40% (no seriously, he was 25%)....Some other fish chimes in "Percentages are over-rated." Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Some other fish chimes in "Percentages are over-rated."lol.... Link to post Share on other sites
Light 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Guy turns over 10,2s on board of A,2,J,10,5 takes down pot with the 2 pr and says "I love playing the Darrell Brunson" Link to post Share on other sites
FullMontyM1 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Guy turns over 10,2s on board of A,2,J,10,5 takes down pot with the 2 pr and says "I love playing the Darrell Brunson" roflI remember reading in Darrell's book about how percentages are over-rated.78suited performs best against AA heads up (around 22-23%), I think it's actually about dead-on with 76suited as well.Monty Link to post Share on other sites
ncperrotta069 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i've seen this fish limp in early pos. about 10 times during the first level with 23, 34, 35, 56, 48 etc. all offsuit i say "why do you limp with garbage in EP with so many people behind you to act (full ring table)" Fish replies "I Have so many straight outs" Link to post Share on other sites
offset 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Eddie:you're the dummy giving lessons at the table.I woudn't post that.Please stop teaching the idiots.Some of it might stick Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Does anyone have a count of how many of these 1696 posts are Eddie's ? Link to post Share on other sites
SGFULTON83 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 One player has 66 on a board of 965J rainbow and another has 77, when 66 guy bets about pot size about 1000 and 77 moves all-in....River comes 8 so 77 hits a str8 to knock out 66. 66 says "NH" and 77 responds " for once....i've been getting killed for days now" and i say "imagine that you have been losing....NO WAY!" Link to post Share on other sites
SonicReducer 0 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i've seen this fish limp in early pos. about 10 times during the first level with 23, 34, 35, 56, 48 etc. all offsuit i say "why do you limp with garbage in EP with so many people behind you to act (full ring table)" Fish replies "I Have so many straight outs"Thank God poker is on TV so much... Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Does anyone have a count of how many of these 1696 posts are Eddie's ?250-ish Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 ive seent his conversation a lotafter fish gets critizedfish-"how much do you have in your bank"other-"like 3400"fish-"well I have 3500 so I win" Link to post Share on other sites
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