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In a 5 dollar donk fest on tilt this classic comes up tonight, i laughed so hard i almost pissed myselfDealer: ShermanJames shows [Ts Th]Dealer: DDKong shows [Ac Qs]Dealer: The flop is [6s Js As]Dealer: The turn is [3s]Dealer: The river is [8s]Dealer: ShermanJames shows a flush, Ace highDealer: DDKong shows a flush, Ace highDealer: DDKong wins the pot (2,020) with a flush, Ace highDealer: ShermanJames stands upShermanJames (Observer): what the @!$!ShermanJames (Observer): wow, this site is gay as hell, we both had A high flushes and it gives it to himShermanJames (Observer): unrealDDKong: ha that's classicDDKong: umm i had the Q of spades donkShermanJames (Observer): it doesn't matterKimmiPants: are u really that dumb?KimmiPants: he had AQ flushShermanJames (Observer): play at any casino and that pot splitsDDKong: i hope your kidding, if not quit poker nowKimmiPants: lololololUncleWaldo: man, what casino do you play at?KimmiPants: thats the funniest thing ive ever heardShermanJames (Observer): mostly vegasDDKong: the one from vegas vacation, they have pick a number there and everythingKimmiPants: no vegas casino splits that potShermanJames (Observer): but sometimes i roll out to phoenixtamikamoo: yah okyShermanJames (Observer): wow, whatever guysShermanJames (Observer): haha nh, i guess

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i had AAflop was K 9 4(2 spades)he went allin I callhe had 23 of spades.....no spade hit"lucky *******"me- "yep...i was lucky to win when I was a 2-1 favorite"
ok, when someone plays a hand because it was suited...i love it. play it every hand. EV says i will win in the long run. Win Win Win. That's all that matters
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I had a guy in a computer lab at school argue nearby with his friends that a flush like the one in that hand is a chop, as long as the ace of the suit is on board.They asked a few random people walking by what they thought, and they all just agreed with him because he was being a total spazz.I was in the back of the room 4 tabling 2/4 and kept my mouth shut.

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65s, limpJ52 checked to me, i bet, 1 caller2; checked to me, i bet, 1 callerQ; checked to me, I check guy flips Q3random dude-"nh"fish-"thanks, i was slowplaying the whole hand, too bad he didnt bite"

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65s, limpJ52 checked to me, i bet, 1 caller2; checked to me, i bet, 1 callerQ; checked to me, I check guy flips Q3random dude-"nh"fish-"thanks, i was slowplaying the whole hand, too bad he didnt bite"
i just threw up a bit in my mouth
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65s, limpJ52 checked to me, i bet, 1 caller2; checked to me, i bet, 1 callerQ; checked to me, I check guy flips Q3random dude-"nh"fish-"thanks, i was slowplaying the whole hand, too bad he didnt bite"
haha
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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t40 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comBB (t3000)UTG (t3000)UTG+1 (t3000)MP1 (t2840)MP2 (t3000)MP3 (t3000)CO (t3000)Button (t2980)Bill Fillmaff (t6180)Preflop: Bill Fillmaff is SB with 8:spade:, A:spade:. 6 folds, Button calls t40, Bill Fillmaff raises to t180, BB calls t140, Button calls t140.Flop: (t540) J:spade:, Q:spade:, 4:spade: (3 players)Bill Fillmaff checks, BB bets t150, Button calls t150, Bill Fillmaff calls t150.Turn: (t990) 3:spade: (3 players)Bill Fillmaff checks, BB bets t500, Button folds, Bill Fillmaff calls t500.River: (t1990) 4:club: (2 players)Bill Fillmaff checks, BB bets t1000, Bill Fillmaff raises to t2200, BB folds.Final Pot: t5190Results in white below: Bill Fillmaff has 8s As (flush, ace high). Outcome: Bill Fillmaff wins t5190. Reykhet: tossed a houseFCPFillmaff: what you have?hoganfly: qsFCPFillmaff: pocket queens?Reykhet: 2q 3 4shoganfly: yesFCPFillmaff: youre stupidReykhet: u suk cokFCPFillmaff: you just limp/call preflop then with three spades, you just call the bet?hoganfly: thought had flush what is stupid about that?FCPFillmaff: wow, three spades on board and you automatically think someone has a flush?Reykhet: 4FCPFillmaff: im taking on the flopFCPFillmaff: talking*Reykhet: rightFCPFillmaff: why just call the bet and give us a chance to possibly hit the flushReykhet: i folded on the turn u knobFCPFillmaff: im aware, pay attentionFCPFillmaff: WHY DID YOU NOT RAISE ON THE FLOPReykhet: silenceding ding, i win

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I was chatting with a couple players around me while playing 1-2 NL live. We started talking about Aces getting cracked. It went something like this:player 1: Man, I got my aces cracked my 9T suited the other day.Player 2: yeah, those are ace killersMe: 9T suited is actually the best possible hand you can have against AcesPlayer 2: yup, its actually about 52/48 if you can believe it, I looked it up.Me: *stunned silence*

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After I lose as a 75% favorite, suckout king says I had to have known I was going to lose (?) and besides he was 40% (no seriously, he was 25%)....Some other fish chimes in "Percentages are over-rated."

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Guy turns over 10,2s on board of A,2,J,10,5 takes down pot with the 2 pr and says "I love playing the Darrell Brunson" :club:
roflI remember reading in Darrell's book about how percentages are over-rated.78suited performs best against AA heads up (around 22-23%), I think it's actually about dead-on with 76suited as well.Monty
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i've seen this fish limp in early pos. about 10 times during the first level with 23, 34, 35, 56, 48 etc. all offsuit i say "why do you limp with garbage in EP with so many people behind you to act (full ring table)" Fish replies "I Have so many straight outs"

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One player has 66 on a board of 965J rainbow and another has 77, when 66 guy bets about pot size about 1000 and 77 moves all-in....River comes 8 so 77 hits a str8 to knock out 66. 66 says "NH" and 77 responds " for once....i've been getting killed for days now" and i say "imagine that you have been losing....NO WAY!"

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i've seen this fish limp in early pos. about 10 times during the first level with 23, 34, 35, 56, 48 etc. all offsuit i say "why do you limp with garbage in EP with so many people behind you to act (full ring table)" Fish replies "I Have so many straight outs"
Thank God poker is on TV so much...
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ive seent his conversation a lotafter fish gets critizedfish-"how much do you have in your bank"other-"like 3400"fish-"well I have 3500 so I win"

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